Proof of the existence of God

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  • Todd2122
    SBR Sharp
    • 12-23-08
    • 403

    #1
    Proof of the existence of God
    Boys, you know me by now that i don't just come in here to hear myself talk. 5 months ago, i had this once a year dream that a CFL game was very low scoring.. In my dream, there was hardly any scoring. I bet under 55.5. I posted the under here, and the game went under by 20 pts or so. My career dreams now are 11-0.. I have this power in my dreams that i see things that no one else sees. it's like GOD gives me these messages. When i dream something like this, it always comes true.. I just wish i can dream of having sex with Pamela Anderson, or winning the lottery..now that would be a nice dream..

    But something dramatic happened to me this morning. Boys, i swear to you, i am not making this up.. 100% true. I live facing a very quiet street. maybe 15 cars a day pass by my street here. So as i was looking outside my window, i spoke to GOD, and i said, GOD, give me a message that you hear me.. if a blue car passes by me here in the next 20 seconds, then the NFC cover on SUN. if not, then you are not telling me anything.. boys, 11 seconds after, a blue car comes flying down the road.. i was shaking..

    So just to make sure it wasn't a fluke, i asked GOD, i said GOD, if my door knocks in the next 3 minutes, then you are basically telling me for sure the NFC cover on SUN and that you hear me. (btw, my door knocks unexpectedly maybe 2 times a month) boys, i swear to you, 1 min 20 secs after, i hear a knock.. i had never been so scared to answer the door. It was like GOD was on the other side.. but i still answered, shaking as hell, and it was 2 little russian girls selling some cookies.. so i just slammed the door on them and went back inside shaking.

    Bottom line is boys, i do have the proof of the existence of GOD.. and I will say this.. go bet the NFC.. i am pounding it.. GOD has spoken to me boys, and he's told me the NFC.. So if you want to follow me, go ahead, but i am not to get blamed if it loses. I am confident that GOD has spoken to me and that he really does exist. When the NFC cover this sunday, you will all be assured there really is a GOD..

    Thanks again GOD for the pick.. boys, it's not too often GOD talks to me.. and i am taking full of advantage of this. Boys, i am so shaking right now, that i will be leaving soon to go to church and light a candle, then talk to Father Bertoldi of St Monica's Parish here at the local church here and tell him all about this. I know Father Bertoldi used to love to gamble on sports, so maybe he will ride the bet with me after i tell him GOD gave me the sign to bet the NFC.. I know Father Bertoldi once told me he's a big parlay guy, he loves to bet parlays, so i don't know what he'll do here.

    GO NFC GO.

    Thanks again, GOD.. Amen.
  • RogueJuror
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-08-08
    • 10010

    #2
    ain't no one reading that at this hour

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    • InTheHole
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 04-28-08
      • 15243

      #3
      Is that you Nicky?
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      • InTheHole
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-28-08
        • 15243

        #4
        The only play is the OVER (64 in my case)
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        • mmike032
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-11-08
          • 8905

          #5
          Nicky, Nicky
          you lost me after the 2nd sentence

          can we have the cliff notes please
          Rogue is right



          PS you forgot one lose in your record
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          • Todd2122
            SBR Sharp
            • 12-23-08
            • 403

            #6
            Originally posted by InTheHole
            Is that you Nicky?
            It was sort of a joke post. I am new and this was by far the most memorable post. Then he takes Arizona in running and wins overall. Classic!
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            • anthonydiamondLC
              SBR MVP
              • 11-02-08
              • 2296

              #7
              I just put $5,000 on the game after what i just heard.
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              • masr
                SBR MVP
                • 10-20-07
                • 4773

                #8
                Nicky had this same shtick last month...and it lost...good luck though
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