I ate a 32oz bag of carrots yest. I just SHAT AN ORANGE ICEBERG!!!!!

[MilfDriller]

So, you know, yesterday I bought a bag of carrots. 32 oz for $1.99. Nice and healthy, you know. Open up the bag on the way home and try one. Not bad. This is good. Pretty healthy, right?

Well, I finished the whole bag after I got home and I thought, '****ing Roger Rabbit aint got nothing on me!!! I just downed a whole focking week's worth of rabbit food.'



So fast forward to 20 minutes ago. All of a sudden I hear a huge rumbling and tumbling. What the fock is that? Then I realize it's my digestive system digestifying and I so focking Barry Sanders my way to the bathroom.

It was a really smooth shit. But, I gotta tell ya, I thought I had given birth to a space alien. That mofo was bright orange!!!! Almost had to shield my eyes it was so bright. And it was like a reverse iceberg the way it was stacked so high and reaching to the sky.

Bottom-line: I feel totally cleansed and I feel that I'll pick a winner in my next bet.

[SlickFazzer]

i love bowel movements in a variety of colors.

[MilfDriller]

350 calories. I feel great.

[mmike032]

HAHA,
last year on St Patties day me and my bro sat at the bar from about 12PM to about 1AM drinking green beer
the next day I shat green

[InTheHole]

[pavyracer]

You dumbfukk...you ate the carrots unwashed from the bag? No wonder you exploded.

[SlickFazzer]

pre washed.

[betplom]

You dumbfukk...you ate the carrots unwashed from the bag? No wonder you exploded.

Doesn't seem to bother the rabbits.

[pavyracer]

pre washed.

Never eat raw vegetables from the store. You will get salmonella. Always wash thoroughly with hot water before you consume. The farmers water the fields with reclaimed sewage water.

[SlickFazzer]

the bag claims double washed.

[mmike032]

Never eat raw vegetables from the store. You will get salmonella. Always washed thoroughly with hot water before you consume. The farmers water the fields with reclaimed sewage water.

amoung other pesticides/insecticides
make the hair on your chest grow

[Chi_archie]

I once ate a whole bag of blue raspberry twizzlers and the next day my shit was like glow in the dark bright st. patrick's day lime green..... it was pretty intense. same thing happened another time, after drinking alot of that blue colored raspberry sugar drink that comes in the gallon jugs...... odd because the result is super green and not blue.....

[Tsoprano]

[Tsoprano]