Panic stood me up...again

[Willie Bee]

This is at least the third time that Panic has stood me up on an offer of free beer/food/SBR gear. Couple of trips to Hooters now -- really three trips, but I'm no-billing his first miss there -- and now a trip to Gruene Hall which is 'my place.'

I'm generally against using polls to determine anything around here, but I'm going to make an exception this time. What's the pennance? Supplying a few options plus an OTHER. Will consider anything that won't send me to prison if I'm caught.

Also thought about banning his ghost Bread, but will hold off on that, so that one's off the board on account of I made a few new friends at the bar including a guy with a boat and place down on the coast for fishing. Vaya con dios

[Teela]

I suggest flogging.

[SBR Lou]

Can't say the oddsmakers favored the elusive Panic showing up.

[Willie Bee]

One vote for a public flogging at the Bash (which he also won't show, the pussy).

[diogee]

No worries Willie...on my way to Texas to find him. I'll drag his degenerate ass out of his house to the Gruene Hall and let you know when he is there.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Send him Ex-Lax brownies. The classic Trojan horse...

[Willie Bee]

Can't say the oddsmakers favored the elusive Panic showing up.

I should know better than to NOT listen to the Prick.

[RogueJuror]

Seduce his sister and make an x tube of it, compadre.

[Teela]

Willie, I don't know why anyone would stand you up. I'm sure he must have a VERY good reason.

[Boner_18]

Make him tend your garden all season. Not the fun stuff, but picking off cut worms and other tedious work.

[pico]

let's go pay panic a visit at his place willie.

[Bread]

So wait....Did he say he would meet you there and just no showed, no called?

Is that what happened???

[Willie Bee]

If he gets the wheel of banishment it will be next weekend. He probably already has plans for Ms. Right and Lori Lefty anyway wo it's not like he'll miss much posting time.

[Willie Bee]

So wait....Did he say he would meet you there and just no showed, no called? Is that what happened???

Yes, he's got my number. Bastard. I'm sad Bread. Unreal.

[flyingillini]

He might be ashamed because he looks like BBD and possibly think the FBI might arrest him if they see him. I am sure he has a good reason. Panic is one of the good guys on the forum.

[RogueJuror]

If he gets the wheel of banishment it will be next weekend. He probably already has plans for Ms. Right and Lori Lefty anyway wo it's not like he'll miss much posting time.

Bread pls translate this for me, sometimes I have trouble understanding tio willie.

[Immortality]

Please add an All of the Above choice so I can vote that for this despicable act Panic pulled on you Willie

[RogueScholar]

Panic is DoofyLou's ghost. That's why he couldn't show at Hooters.

[Casperwaits]

Panic is real. I am shocked he did not show. I am saddened by this news

[Willie Bee]

Bread pls translate this for me, sometimes I have trouble understanding tio willie.

Translation sobrino: wo = so & Panic has Valentine's dates with your two hands

[RogueJuror]

tio willie quiero visitar sus oficinas, tio willie prefiere tequila o ron?

[pico]

taco taco. panic no showo

[Bread]

Panic = Taco??

[Willie Bee]

tio willie quiero visitar sus oficinas, tio willie prefiere tequila o ron?

Kolaches o hamburguesas del queso son más populares en la oficina compadre, es dificil beber y trabajar

[Teela]

Willie, have you been drinking?

[Willie Bee]

Only to excess.

[RogueJuror]

tio willie pasame la botella

[pico]

uno cervesa

dos cervesa

....

[pavyracer]

Kolaches o hamburguesas del queso son más populares en la oficina compadre, es dificil beber y trabajar

I don't know Spanish but I think Willie is talking about his favorite lunch is cheeseburger at the office with friend.

Have no clue what he said after the comma.

[The General]

And I made sure to be around to cover for Willie. Pathetic.

[Bread]

Willie...this is a classic case of why the zookeepers don't fraternize with the animals.

[Willie Bee]

I don't know Spanish but I think Willie is talking about his favorite lunch is cheeseburger at the office with friend. Have no clue what he said after the comma.

Actually, I don't eat beef any longer Pavy, just noted that cheeseburgers would be more popular around the office over tequila or rum since it's not easy to drink and work (after the comma in bold).

Willie...this is a classic case of why the zookeepers don't fraternize with the animals.

Yeah, got it. Lesson learned, over and out.

[RogueJuror]

Screw you Bread, let tio willie hang with us animals if he wants to.

[Bread]

I didn't mean here. I meant in public. I'm pretty sure the evening would've ended with Panic puking on Willie's shoes. Not good.

[yisman]

we need more contests, so I like option #4.