My 20th Birthday Today!

[DeluxeLiner]

So today is my birthday! I still can't gamble in Las Vegas (who needs them), and can't legally buy spirits (that is legit lame) but this is a monumental year. I am no longer a teenager. What does this mean for my life? I am not sure.

What I would really like as a birthday present from the forum does not require any money. All I want is a video response and/or some sound advice that you older folks (that is pretty much everybody) have learned over the years.

A birthday wishes video from jjgold would probably make my year.

[Casperwaits]

I will not make you a video, but I will wish you a happy birthday. Congrats on 20. It all goes downhill from here

[Deuce]

20? Fukk, run now, Ace. Save your life.

[RogueScholar]

Sound advice, eh...?

Embrace mistakes, celebrate even your failures. The people that live the most full and rewarding lives are always those willing to risk looking like a fool in the pursuit of a new experience. Pay no mind to those that may laugh, the joke is actually on them. If you can live like this, the world will always be a magical place for you. There's more to do here than could be accomplished in 5,000 years, so enjoy the privilege which is the ability to choose what to fill your life with. Never stop learning, never stop loving, and never stop dancing.

That's the best I can do for you, I'm still figuring it all out myself.



"Never argue with an idiot, he'll drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience."

[InTheHole]

JJ...give the boy what he wants

[SBR Lou]

Happy Bday Deluxe!

[Teela]

Happy Birthday!

[MilfDriller]

yeah, listen to the gay guy

magical place, never stop dancing, never stop loving...

sounds like Michael Jackson Advice 101. just don't go over to his place to drink some spirits or you'll wake up to 'Bad Criminal' in the background and some crazy guy with one glove on....

[raydog]

[Casperwaits]

RogueScholar is our resident Hallmark Card writer.

[Mudcat]

20 years old? Lord gawd - there's a distant memory. Looking for words to live by, eh? Here's what I can offer:



Do not be self-important. If you were squeezed hard enough you'd burst just like anyone else - and someone would have to clean it up.


You are now ready for your journey, my son.

[Boner_18]

I'm 26 today. Happy Bday man.

[SportNut]

Happy birthday!!

[InTheHole]

Ah Milf Focker..where do you come up with this shat

[SBR Lou]

I'm 26 today. Happy Bday man.

Happy Birthday Boner...

[RogueScholar]

All the best to you, Boner. The AMA says that 26 is the median age for psychological maturity in this day and age. I highly recommend resisting the impulse to indulge said maturity, it tends to get in the way of a good time. Happy birthday and many happy returns

[jackpot269]

Happy B- day!!! tomorrow is my B- day Ill be celebrating my 20th anniversary of my 20th B -day!!! BIG 40!!!!!!!!!

[Casperwaits]

Boner happy Cialis day!!

[flyingillini]

Embrace the Hate

[SlickFazzer]

deluxe get some drunken sex tonight.

[RED]

Happy B-day

[jjgold]

Give me an hour

[bobbyfk]

happy birthday

[RogueJuror]

have a good one deluxer

[R3Sports]

Happy birthday !

[jjgold]

[Willie Bee]

JJ, I got a shaq I can rent you.

Deluxe, hope it's the best birthday you ever had and not as good as the nxt one

[Fizzz]

Just to think that in 10 years you will be 30... Happy bday though

[DeluxeLiner]

Thank you to everybody for your birthday wishes and thanks for all the sound advice.

Slickfazzer- I won't be alone tonight, because my lady will be over so I don't even need to get boozed up to get some.

RougeScholar- Thank you for the words of advice. I have thought a lot about what you said, I just have never articulated it in the way you have. I will be sure to keep your words in my thoughts.

AND...
JJ--Thank you for your video, I really appreciate your advice and your words of wisdom. I think gambling is in my blood, and sometimes I get a little crazy but since I am already broke there is nothing to really lose. Good thing for me is I like the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Again, thank you for the vid it really meant a lot to me.

[DeluxeLiner]

And 1 more year and I can attend the SBR bash!

[CaneDawg]

if you wake up one morning and decide that you do not like your life

you can change it

i did

[SportNut]

Did you said your spreadsheet? or you just said "spread my cheeks"?