Top Ten Reasons Why I will Destroy Nicky At The Bash

[Casperwaits]

Better get the popcorn ready.

10. I will have RogueScholar in my corner. If anyone knows how to prevent a low blow, he will.

9. Panic will be my water guy. He will give me shots of vodka between rounds which will negate Nicky's jabs.

8. Teela will be my Adrianne. I needed something to fight for, and after seeing her awaken from a "reality show marathon" coma, I do!!

7. Chi-Archie will have me in the backstreets of Chicago chasing down his juveniles, much like the chicken sequence in Rocky.

6. With Pavy being Nicky's hype machine, Nicky will start to believe in himself so much, he will take me lightly...bad idea

5. I just sent a case of Oreo's and the DVD box set of "John Candy's Greatest hits" to keep Nicky the Canuck occupied for a few months.

4. Vegas Dave said I could be a "guest mod" if I win

3. TSoprano can vouch for this. There is nobody tougher than a Celtics fan from NY......except for a Red Sox fan!!

2. Nicky just got that insurance that when you get hurt, it doesn't hurt to miss work....AFLAC!!!

1. JJ will blind Nicky in his "Ring Girl" two piece during the fight

[pico]

i bet you nicky won't even show up

[Panic]

Just put me in the game, coach. I will be the water guy.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Nope. I highly doubt it too, pico...

[pavyracer]

Nice staff Casper. Nicky lost the first round already.

[jjgold]

[Nicky Santoro]

casper, this is all a joke to you with this top 10 list stuff.. but i am not joking here.. i am fukkin fuming now.. i am mad.. i am pacing the room.. I am going to stick this top 10 list up your ass by the time i am done with you in the ring. casper, i am a nut. you are going to pay for threatening me last night over a silly thread..

you have gone overboard now casper.. you will now pay.. i am now going to wal mart to buy some boxing gloves and heading to the gym right after to start my training..

you still have time casper... i gave you till midnight to apologize.. the clock is ticking casper.. i am pissed...

[Chi_archie]

Nicky have you lost all that weight you were telling me you gained over the holidays? Remember how you got too out of shape and fat, and that is why you are embarrassed to do vids? Dude if you can't go 30 secs without being gassed in a fight, you better start doing some roadwork..... and no running halfway around a track either. C'mon buddy, let's see a Nicky getting into shape video

[wtf]

damn casper you pissed the two top posters here now they are out for blood

[Casperwaits]

damn casper you pissed the two top posters here now they are out for blood

By the looks of them, they look like they are out for "Taco Bell"

[Boner_18]

By the looks of them, they look like they are out for "Taco Bell"

[wtf]

i dont care, I LOVE THIS SITE

i never laughed so much on any site, ever

this is hilarious

[Nicky Santoro]

archie, i am in best shape of my life now.. wait till you see me do push ups, jump rope and use the punching bag in an upcoming vid. you will see my training regimen.. that is the exact moment casper will apologize to me and cancel the bout..

archie, i am pissed now.. he went overboard last night with that threat.

[bobbyfk]

give a shout out to me in your video JJ

you coming down tomorrow?

[Willie Bee]

Threatening to beat each other up is one thing. Mocking my man John Candy is quite the other. Send me that box set, Casper. The world could use all the John Candy's it can get. God bless.

[Teela]

Which reality show coma? There have been so many...

[Bread]

Casper, you finally made it pal. Welcome to SBR bozo status.

[Casperwaits]

Casper, you finally made it pal. Welcome to SBR bozo status.

Thanks again pal

[Bread]

I was in a real sweet mood this morning eh?

[Casperwaits]

I was in a real sweet mood this morning eh?

And to think I was trying to get you a three way with Jessica and Robyn

[Deuce]

No stamina and can't punch with your right hand. You would get buried.

[flyingillini]

gahahha great video jj

[Tsoprano]

Great stuff as always Casper.

[Cloak & Dagger]

casper, this is all a joke to you with this top 10 list stuff.. but i am not joking here.. i am fukkin fuming now.. i am mad.. i am pacing the room.. I am going to stick this top 10 list up your ass by the time i am done with you in the ring. casper, i am a nut. you are going to pay for threatening me last night over a silly thread..

you have gone overboard now casper.. you will now pay.. i am now going to wal mart to buy some boxing gloves and heading to the gym right after to start my training..

you still have time casper... i gave you till midnight to apologize.. the clock is ticking casper.. i am pissed...

[reno cool]

Dude, you haven't seen Nicky dance to The Pointer Sisters, he moves like a butterfly.
And did you see the damage he did to his bed and Sienfeld collection? You have no chance.

[pavyracer]

Dude, you haven't seen Nicky dance to The Pointer Sisters, he moves like a butterfly.
And did you see the damage he did to his bed and Sienfeld collection? You have no chance.

Nicky moves like a donkey and fights like a butterfly in the ring.

[reno cool]

Threatening to beat each other up is one thing. Mocking my man John Candy is quite the other. Send me that box set, Casper. The world could use all the John Candy's it can get. God bless.

Never met a John Candy movie I didn't like. Between him and Long Gone I think we have a similar taste in comedic movies... oh yeah, I still feel like I'm talking to Curly.

[Nicky Santoro]

reno cool is not only cool, but a smart guy too.. reno, i am nuts.. trust me, this casper kid does not want to mess with me. reno, i've got a wicked temper and a great right.. my jabs are not bad either. this casper is making a big mistake challenging me to a fight. But this thing has boiled over. he's lucky. he's not bothering me anymore.. so i decided to give him a break.

[AMBlai01]

I never saw this thread before....Now that i saw it...I am laughing my ass off.

I would love to see Casper Bury Nicky. Casper is like 7'6, Nicky wouldn't stand a chance. His little stumpy arms wouldn't even get close to Casper. It is all about the reach!

[Nicky Santoro]

amber, i am a tough son of a bitch.. i am a great boxer with a great right and a decent jab. amber, i will KO him in the 1st round.. amber, i might make a training vid and when you see it, you will change your mind. Amber, I am in top physical condition right now. Amber, i am in best shape of my life. wait till you see this vid.. you will tell your buddy casper to back off.

[BadNina]

Nicky, you know all you have to do is call out my name. Who is your good luck charm, Nicky?

[Chi_archie]

Nicky... you know you are in the worst shape of your life... stop lying

otherwise you would be doing vids...


you dropped 40 to do your medley of summer vids.... its obvious you were proud for some reason... due to all the sleeveless shirts you were wearing.... and the picture of you flexing...

Nicky get back in shape... and then let's talk...till then a younger and bigger guy mops the floor with you...

[AMBlai01]

amber, i am a tough son of a bitch.. i am a great boxer with a great right and a decent jab. amber, i will KO him in the 1st round.. amber, i might make a training vid and when you see it, you will change your mind. Amber, I am in top physical condition right now. Amber, i am in best shape of my life. wait till you see this vid.. you will tell your buddy casper to back off.

I will be waiting for this vid Nicky. You haven't done a vid in months....not since you did those stupid mask videos and you tried to convince us all that was not you because the guy in the video was too big. You know what that was you...you are a big guy and there is nothing wrong with that but lets be real here...You aren't in shape and you know it.

You might go out and play some jungle hockey every couple a months but you and I both know that it puts you out of commission for about a week and a half. Your muscles are so sore you can't leave the couch. That is usually when you go on a posting binge. I know you well Nicky, I know what you are all about.

[Nicky Santoro]

you're wrong archie and i will show you the shape i'm in now with a vid in the next week or so of my training regimen.. watch and learn.. you will be shocked..

[Fischnasty]

you're wrong archie and i will show you the shape i'm in now with a vid in the next week or so of my training regimen.. watch and learn.. you will be shocked..

is this something you picked up watching the habs train preseason?