Ohhhhh Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
This is my splooger game so far for the playoffs outta the gate.
I wish there was a jizz-shot icon for me to put on here cuz I'd splatter about 10 of them for this one.
Really thought Dodgers were gonna be in the -130 range, thanks for the fukked up line guys.
Locked in at -102, I actually missed out because my site was +104 when it opened but I wasn't around.
IF YOU LIKE THE DODGERS BET THIS GAME AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE THIS IS A PUBLIC PLAY AND THE LINE IS GONNA GET WORSE FOR YOU MOST LIKELY.
4-0 in the playoffs, all laughers, never a sweat on any of them.
If you're up this week, dump the profits here. If you're down this week, get even with this one.
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-POUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD this shit.
Don't be in denial, I've said this all year. The Atlanta Braves are phonies, pretenders, one-n-done material.
They do not have a team built for the playoffs. Their offense is downright laughable. Every time an Upton steps to the plate I laugh out loud literally (Hope I don't mush one of these guys into waking up tomorrow). They can't create runs, they can't have big rally innings, they just have nothing except for one of the best pens in the game.
Million whiffs. Blah Blah Blahhhhhhh. Fluke record in a shit division.
Dodgers aren't over-hyped here boys.
They are the real deal.
Can't wait to see a Cards-Dodgers series for 7 games.
Look, forget about Grienke and his headcase past. He got ripped in the playoffs a few years ago, but he's a different pitcher now.
If he didn't miss 7 weeks of the season, he could have been in a dead heat battle with Kershaw for the Cy Young award.
Home-Road numbers, he's just as good either way, doesn't phase him. Pitched one game vs. Atl this year, shut em out.
Minor on the other hand, better road numbers.
Pitched good against the Dodgers but it was when they sucked and during the Pre-Puig era.
Greinke can get lit up here and still win the game. Dodgers have that kind of offense now to come back from any deficit.
Braves on the other hand, don't have that luxury with Minor.
He pretty much has to dominate here and I think there is way more pressure on him than Greinke.
Dodgers looked alive in game 1, Atlanta, dead as a hammer. Medlen looked like he wanted outta the game way before they yanked him. He was defeated and frustrated quickly.
MLB playoffs been great so far boys.
The dogs are due though so Friday should be a fun day. 4 games of playoff MLB, all at different times. LOVE IT.
Got a good sweat going with the Cardinals today for my monster series bet I made on them.
And for anyone who cares, my mega-bet is dodgers but I love the Rays today also +129.
Will definitely have a tiny nugget on that game for breakfast before the Dodgers game.
DODGERS GREINKE -102
Cue some fukkin titties, we are having a sick 4 or 5 weeks now and need to stay with what's working:
This is my splooger game so far for the playoffs outta the gate.
I wish there was a jizz-shot icon for me to put on here cuz I'd splatter about 10 of them for this one.
Really thought Dodgers were gonna be in the -130 range, thanks for the fukked up line guys.
Locked in at -102, I actually missed out because my site was +104 when it opened but I wasn't around.
IF YOU LIKE THE DODGERS BET THIS GAME AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE THIS IS A PUBLIC PLAY AND THE LINE IS GONNA GET WORSE FOR YOU MOST LIKELY.
4-0 in the playoffs, all laughers, never a sweat on any of them.
If you're up this week, dump the profits here. If you're down this week, get even with this one.
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-POUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD this shit.
Don't be in denial, I've said this all year. The Atlanta Braves are phonies, pretenders, one-n-done material.
They do not have a team built for the playoffs. Their offense is downright laughable. Every time an Upton steps to the plate I laugh out loud literally (Hope I don't mush one of these guys into waking up tomorrow). They can't create runs, they can't have big rally innings, they just have nothing except for one of the best pens in the game.
Million whiffs. Blah Blah Blahhhhhhh. Fluke record in a shit division.
Dodgers aren't over-hyped here boys.
They are the real deal.
Can't wait to see a Cards-Dodgers series for 7 games.
Look, forget about Grienke and his headcase past. He got ripped in the playoffs a few years ago, but he's a different pitcher now.
If he didn't miss 7 weeks of the season, he could have been in a dead heat battle with Kershaw for the Cy Young award.
Home-Road numbers, he's just as good either way, doesn't phase him. Pitched one game vs. Atl this year, shut em out.
Minor on the other hand, better road numbers.
Pitched good against the Dodgers but it was when they sucked and during the Pre-Puig era. Greinke can get lit up here and still win the game. Dodgers have that kind of offense now to come back from any deficit.
Braves on the other hand, don't have that luxury with Minor.
He pretty much has to dominate here and I think there is way more pressure on him than Greinke.
Dodgers looked alive in game 1, Atlanta, dead as a hammer. Medlen looked like he wanted outta the game way before they yanked him. He was defeated and frustrated quickly.
MLB playoffs been great so far boys.
The dogs are due though so Friday should be a fun day. 4 games of playoff MLB, all at different times. LOVE IT.
Got a good sweat going with the Cardinals today for my monster series bet I made on them.
And for anyone who cares, my mega-bet is dodgers but I love the Rays today also +129.
Will definitely have a tiny nugget on that game for breakfast before the Dodgers game.
DODGERS GREINKE -102
Cue some fukkin titties, we are having a sick 4 or 5 weeks now and need to stay with what's working:
by tupperware.
