Top Ten Reasons Vegas Dave Got The SBR Mod Job

[Casperwaits]

Congrats my SBR friend

10. JJ needed a mod that would appeal to his inner pudgy white boy.

9. Onner was going to get it, but SBR got wind of his dependency to diet pills and meth.

8. Anytime JJ needs to call in sick, he could have Vegas Dave do it for him.

7. Animal nepotism. VegasDave's dog is banging JJ's cat.

6. Bread was going to take the job, but then that would have left his 10 ghosts unemployed.

5. Vegas figured out a way to save SBR big $$ by having the SBR bash at Primm and switching to Geico for their car insurance.

4. Has naked pictures of JJ with a cardboard cutout of Ashford and Simpson.

3. Will have SBR football jerseys for all mods ready by kickoff of football season

2. Rogue Scholar asked for "Twinkies" in his contract. When JJ told him all they had were "Snowballs" he declined.

1. Only one willing to move to Texas

[gm2022]

[wtf]

[Bread]

4. Has naked pictures of JJ with a cardboard cutout of Ashford and Simpson.

wtf?!?! lololololol

[daggerkobe]

He was a good marketer. He made videos, got along with everyone and kept stressing that he was unemployed.

Worked like a charm.

[pavyracer]

11. The $6 per hour salary Dozer offered him was a 20% increase from his previous job. What sweatened the deal was the free dozen glazed donuts per day.

[compaqDikk]

-sbr offered generous blue kross, blue shield med benefits (vegas dave has all kinds of scalp issues)

-sbr matched 15% dollar for dollar 201k contributions

[fiveteamer]

Here's a tough question. Has Vegas Dave lowered or raised the avg. weight of sbr mods now.

[smarmy]

6. Bread was going to take the job, but then that would have left his 10 ghosts unemployed.

WHOOHOO!! I's still gots a job!!!

[Shark79]

Nicely done Casper !!

[flyingillini]

Great thread

[RogueScholar]

2. Rogue Scholar asked for "Twinkies" in his contract. When JJ told him all they had were "Snowballs" he declined.

Actually I agreed to the "snowballs," it was that drab uniform they make everyone at the office wear that was the dealbreaker. I'm a Winter III, I simply cannot wear brown. Ain't gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent.

[pavyracer]

12. When he was told he was moving to Texas he thought he's moving to Austin to party with Colt McCoy till the wee hours in the morning in Blues bars. They haven't told him yet that he will land on the border of Mexico and will be driven by gauchos to a cow farm chipping cow pies.

[flyingillini]

The Gauchos of UCSB?

[pavyracer]

The Gauchos of UCSB?

The word gaucho could be described as a loose equivalent to the North American "Cowboy"

[Tsoprano]

Another solid list Casper.

[flyingillini]

Great posting boys

[VegasDave]

You are the man Casper.