Winners and Losers Report: Koldazzice's bad day!

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 09-24-13, 06:02 PM

Dear JoJo,

Just concluded a very flirtatious poker session w/SBR Annie.
The sexual chemistry was obvious and all the other players took note.
JimmyProffet even said, "Uh oh... watch out for BiTe RAISING now" and I was sitting out at the time.
Everybody at the table just lol'd cuz they knew exactly what he meant.

So, this brief missive is just to inform you, doll, that while I still consider you my Bottom B... you now have competition (yes, other than tatddy). Annie has now moved into the mix so you'll really need to look at ways to UP YOUR GAME to hold my attention.

I mean, c'mon... once Annie begged me to change my forum name to 4ukAnnie4Life the writing was pretty much on the wall.
Capisce, doll?

Sincerely,
BiTe

SBR Jonelyn · 09-24-13, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Dear JoJo,

Just concluded a very flirtatious poker session w/SBR Annie.
The sexual chemistry was obvious and all the other players took note.
JimmyProffet even said, "Uh oh... watch out for BiTe RAISING now" and I was sitting out at the time.
Everybody at the table just lol'd cuz they knew exactly what he meant.

So, this brief missive is just to inform you, doll, that while I still consider you my Bottom B... you now have competition (yes, other than tatddy). Annie has now moved into the mix so you'll really need to look at ways to UP YOUR GAME to hold my attention.

I mean, c'mon... once Annie begged me to change my forum name to 4ukAnnie4Life the writing was pretty much on the wall.
Capisce, doll?

Sincerely,
BiTe

Whatever

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 09-24-13, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by SBR Jonelyn

Whatever

Feigning nonchalance is NOT upping your game, doll.

Gonna have to do better than that to keep your Bottom B position.

Hell... even tatddy tries harder than this.

mikejamm · 09-24-13, 06:31 PM

You're still my #1 JoJo! I'll take you over that cok tease Annie anyday!

Looks like 'ol Bite is trying to start a cat fight between you two! So what do you say, SBR mud wrestling streamed live here on the forum with you and Annie as the main event. Hell, I'd bet every last point I got on you JoJo! Let's make this happen! And if mud is not your thing, we could always use spaghetti noddles!

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 09-24-13, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

we could always use spaghetti noddles!

Bill O'reilly & Lou strongly favor falafels

mikejamm · 09-24-13, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Bill O'reilly & Lou strongly favor falafels

Bill O'reilly likes falafels? Are you sure Bite? That right wing blow hard eating something non American? I'm sure he'd choke and die first!

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 09-24-13, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Bill O'reilly like falafels? Are you sure Bite? That right wing blow hard eating something non American? I'm sure he'd choke and die first!

Don't ya remember the whole sexual harassment suit where O'reilly ended up paying his former producer a few million?

Google: Bill O'reilly falafel

mikejamm · 09-24-13, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Don't ya remember the whole sexual harassment suit where O'reilly ended up paying his former producer a few million?

Google: Bill O'reilly falafel

Holy loofahs and felafels Biteman! That O'reilly character is one weird dude! Had to pay her off, to shut her up huh? Yeah, now that you mentioned it, I do remember hearing about this story. Knew the guy was fuk'in kinky, all of those right wing fuk's are Bite!