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  • topgame85
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-30-08
    • 12325

    #1
    SBR Kind of like prison........
    You got the guys in the know like richkas, JJ, Tsop who have all the inside info and run the joint. You got the guys on the take also JJ and the mods who make money in here. No one can get out and if any of um do 99% end up coming back. The posts are like food in the joint although once in a while you get some good stuff the majority is shitty. The ones with money do a lot better than those without, Dac is like an inmate with no commisary begging for a 6er of raman noodles and a smoke. Guys sit around all day beating off to each others "porn" aka avatars. There are some serious all out throw down brawls in threads. Gambling is always going on and Last but not least you got the "gumps" like rogue scholar who are openly homosexual and although the majority of posters talk shit to him if he came into your cell they would probably take what he was offering
  • fiveteamer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-08
    • 10805

    #2
    Don't forget the gay porn.
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Originally posted by topgame85
      You got the guys in the know like richkas, JJ, Tsop who have all the inside info and run the joint. You got the guys on the take also JJ and the mods who make money in here. No one can get out and if any of um do 99% end up coming back. The posts are like food in the joint although once in a while you get some good stuff the majority is shitty. The ones with money do a lot better than those without, Dac is like an inmate with no commisary begging for a 6er of raman noodles and a smoke. Guys sit around all day beating off to each others "porn" aka avatars. There are some serious all out throw down brawls in threads. Gambling is always going on and Last but not least you got the "gumps" like rogue scholar who are openly homosexual and although the majority of posters talk shit to him if he came into your cell they would probably take what he was offering
      LOL
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      • mmike032
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-11-08
        • 8905

        #4

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        • Willie Bee
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-14-06
          • 15726

          #5
          Mods on duty...
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          • pavyracer
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 04-12-07
            • 82898

            #6
            How come JJ with all the inside info is down -$10,000 in his spreadsheet?
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            • tacomax
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-10-05
              • 9619

              #7
              Mods on duty...

              Originally posted by pags11
              SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
              Originally posted by BuddyBear
              I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
              Originally posted by curious
              taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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              • big joe 1212
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-01-08
                • 19380

                #8
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                • BeatTheJerk
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 08-19-07
                  • 31794

                  #9
                  Hey taco how's your day going ? Have you spoken to max yet at all today ........... how is that hermaphrodite doing ?
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                  • topgame85
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-30-08
                    • 12325

                    #10
                    haha, feel free to add, those who have done any amount of time whether days in county or years in the pen know what I'm saying, unfortunately my county jail time now sits at 11 days with two more weeks approaching in March my last stint hopefully
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                    • Tsoprano
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 04-14-08
                      • 26374

                      #11
                      Epic thread,

                      .
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                      • Bread
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-16-08
                        • 23726

                        #12
                        Originally posted by tacomax
                        Mods on duty...


                        Classic pic. Great show.
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                        • pico
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 04-05-07
                          • 27321

                          #13
                          reno 911 is awesome

                          prison reference is pretty accurate. gambling addiction is like a prison sentence.
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                          • topgame85
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-30-08
                            • 12325

                            #14
                            Now that we have this FT contest add the bunch of degens playing basketball all day aspect to the likeness
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                            • tacomax
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-10-05
                              • 9619

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                              Hey taco how's your day going ? Have you spoken to max yet at all today ........... how is that hermaphrodite doing ?
                              Jerk is definitely not the right name for you. How about diaper? Always hanging round my arse and always full of shit.
                              Originally posted by pags11
                              SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                              Originally posted by BuddyBear
                              I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                              Originally posted by curious
                              taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                              • BeatTheJerk
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 08-19-07
                                • 31794

                                #16
                                Originally posted by tacomax
                                Jerk is definitely not the right name for you. How about diaper? Always hanging round my arse and always full of shit.
                                awwww your to kind Taco .................
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                                • mmike032
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-11-08
                                  • 8905

                                  #17
                                  even have the prison gang, ie.." CK Mafia"
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                                  • seaborneq
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-08-06
                                    • 22556

                                    #18
                                    yes, and we can call the prison SBR or Sorry Boneheaded Retarded Gamblers
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                                    • rjt721
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-06-07
                                      • 7929

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by topgame85
                                      You got the guys in the know like richkas, JJ, Tsop who have all the inside info and run the joint. You got the guys on the take also JJ and the mods who make money in here. No one can get out and if any of um do 99% end up coming back. The posts are like food in the joint although once in a while you get some good stuff the majority is shitty. The ones with money do a lot better than those without, Dac is like an inmate with no commisary begging for a 6er of raman noodles and a smoke. Guys sit around all day beating off to each others "porn" aka avatars. There are some serious all out throw down brawls in threads. Gambling is always going on and Last but not least you got the "gumps" like rogue scholar who are openly homosexual and although the majority of posters talk shit to him if he came into your cell they would probably take what he was offering
                                      You lost me after the first sentence.
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                                      • diogee
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 01-11-08
                                        • 19477

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by rjt721
                                        You lost me after the first sentence.
                                        Hard to get tired of that one.
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                                        • tullamore
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 07-17-07
                                          • 3586

                                          #21
                                          Great thread.
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                                          • CaneDawg
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-25-08
                                            • 6256

                                            #22
                                            i like the two cops in Superbad...the ones that rolled with McLovin
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                                            • pico
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 04-05-07
                                              • 27321

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by diogee
                                              Hard to get tired of that one.
                                              +1
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                                              • RogueScholar
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 02-05-07
                                                • 5082

                                                #24
                                                Almost makes me want to change my handle to "GumpScholar"

                                                Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                • pavyracer
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 04-12-07
                                                  • 82898

                                                  #25
                                                  SBR is like a prison. You just have to tie your soap on your wrist tight and hope RogueScholar doesn't slip in and fudge pack you in the dark.
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                                                  • onlooker
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 08-10-05
                                                    • 36572

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                                    Mods on duty...
                                                    There should just be one in there. Name badge "BBD".
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                                                    • topgame85
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 03-30-08
                                                      • 12325

                                                      #27
                                                      This picture is funny the best part is they are not watching any prisoners, guys got a cowboy hat on so maybe this is Texas and they have no prisoners to watch because they gave them all the chair
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                                                      • compaqDikk
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 10-08-05
                                                        • 5699

                                                        #28
                                                        i heard Creed actually wrote their song because of this site
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                                                        • pavyracer
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 04-12-07
                                                          • 82898

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                                          i heard Creed actually wrote their song because of this site
                                                          How do you write a song in 1997 about a website launched in 2005?
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                                                          • compaqDikk
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 10-08-05
                                                            • 5699

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                            How do you write a song in 1997 about a website launched in 2005?
                                                            walker had an underground site with 11 current posters
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                                                            • pavyracer
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 04-12-07
                                                              • 82898

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                                              walker had an underground site with 11 current posters
                                                              How did Creed find out about this internet catacomb?
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                                                              • compaqDikk
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 10-08-05
                                                                • 5699

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                                How did Creed find out about this internet catacomb?
                                                                walker advertised on bathroom stalls. leader singer was taking a dump somewhere in amarillo i guess probably at mcdonalds
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                                                                • flyingillini
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 12-06-06
                                                                  • 41219

                                                                  #33
                                                                  JJ got caught in the bathroom stall trying to peak into another stall.
                                                                  המוסד‎
                                                                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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