The "Official" Brock Landers reinstatement petition.....

[BustinNutz]

MODS- This is an organized and polite request to let Brock Landers come back to SBR. I know he is a scum bag lowlife piece of shit but we need this guy to make bank this football season!

He is on the verge of quitting his job and gambling full time. Brock is the best fade in the business. We all increase our bankrolls tremendously fading this clown.

I know he is dying to come back for nothing else, but to give his buddy jj gold erotic massages. JJ after the time you spent in the can, I bet an erotic massage sounds good, right pal?

Brock was bad before but we are talking unheard of profits once this guy goes full time.

You wont have to worry about him trying to book posters anymore because he will be too busy dealing with his global network of runners he set up to place his daily wagers.

we all could use some extra money for the upcoming holidays and we can collectively bury the books fading this cooler. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to make serious coin!

He beat Big Deem in a capping contest for the ages! They both finished negative units! We have to act now to get these plays to fade!

I implore you mods for the good of the sbr community and our bankrolls to reinstate Broke Landers!!!

Welcome to the jungle and Salud!!

All those in favor show your support!

Bustinnutz is a YEAH!!

[Russian Rocket]

MODS- This is an organized and polite request to let Brock Landers come back to SBR. I know he is a scum bag lowlife piece of shit but...!

Ok, we gonna stop you right there...Your request has been denied...Who's next?!

[BigDeem5]

Don't mind either way. Carry on.

[redsoxfreak91]

I am in love with brock landers!!!!!!!!! I want him back in my life to join jjgold in an erlotic threesome!!!!!

[MoneyLineDawg]

[The Giant]

Brock is good for any forum.

Hopefully he has learned his lesson.

Bring him back.

[crustyme]

ghost alert.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Bring him back!!!

[BIGDAY]

Rumor has it... He might have a rather large wager this week...

[El Nino]

Rumor has it... He might have a rather large wager this week...

Hmmmm, you know it's going to be square. You know he's going to overreact from the previous week's action. It's going to be a televised game and mean something. I'll say South Carolina + the points.

[MoneyLineDawg]

Hmmmm, you know it's going to be square. You know he's going to overreact from the previous week's action. It's going to be a televised game and mean something. I'll say South Carolina + the points.

[El Nino]

Sorry, pal. I hope he's not on your boys. Just the first thing that popped into my head when I pictured a Brock Landers Rubber Band Play. 2nd was Bears -3.

[flyingillini]

Let him back

[MoneyLineDawg]

Sorry, pal. I hope he's not on your boys. Just the first thing that popped into my head when I pictured a Brock Landers Rubber Band Play. 2nd was Bears -3.

No worries, I see where you're coming from though with that guess
I saw he mentioned Illinois/Cincy so I hope that's it....He also has faded his alma mater in past rubberband plays

[tblues2005]

I say Brock isn't a bad guy so I can sure him for a good fade material no doubt. I like good handicappers too and there's a few I follow that's good.

[ZetaPsi808]

[CarpeDime]

signed


BRING BACK BROCK!

WE WANT BROCK BACK!

[bubblebuttluv]

Bubbles does miss him.

[El Nino]

No worries, I see where you're coming from though with that guess
I saw he mentioned Illinois/Cincy so I hope that's it....He also has faded his alma mater in past rubberband plays

Money Line Dawger, I know how mad people get when they figure out Brock is on their play. I figured that if I can put myself in Brock's mind set, I can preempt the possible burial that is ensuing. It's a very complex process with multiple steps, but I swear to fukkin' God it works. You just have to picture how the forum legend operates.

Step #1) Eat a slice of deep dish pizza, drink two large sweet teas with extra sugar, followed by a Bud Light Platinum, and a white Russian in an isolated room with a bed and a desk.

Step #2) Look in the mirror and tell yourself, "God damnit, I AM big time!"

Step #3) Look at your credit rating and laugh knowing those cokk suckers ain't getting a penny of your debt.

Step #4) Look at the lines involving the Illini game and Bears' game.

Step #5) Look at nationally televised games in prime time.

Step #6) Look for short road favorites and short lines and look at how their opponents fared last week.

Step #7) Look for widely televised injury information or information that is being emphasized and exaggerated by the major sports outlets. i.e., trends, winning streaks, etc.

Step #8) Ask yourself, "Is the game worthy of a bet?" If yes, then why not pound the fukker and make it a rubber band play?

Step #9) Make said Rubber Band Play.

Step #10) Distribute Rubber Band Play throughout all of Forumville. Sometimes creating multiple posts about it at the same forum if you feel it is not getting the attention the play deserves. Imagine the replies your play will generate: Trap game. Pass. Maybe worth a unit, but not a big bet. I'm on the other side. Fading this is free money.

Now if you go through the process and you think your bet might fall along the lines of a Brock Landers Rubber Band Play, you pass on the game. If, you passed on the game going through this process AND you later see that Brock picked the game as his Rubber Band Play, you pound the fukk out of the other side...no questions asked. Do this and you will keep yourself away from a lot of bad spots and make money.

It's a complex, high math model formula, but it works.

[The Kraken]

SBR been doing just fine without him. He seems to be struggling over there. Doesn't fit in well at all. I think the point has been made. He's done his time. He realizes he needs SBR more than we need him and I believe going forward his behavior will reflect this.

[Big Bear]

does anybody know if Brock has a play on the
FSU vs Pittsburgh game?

[jjgold]

Lets bring him back

Calling Lou today

[Big Bear]

MODS- This is an organized and polite request to let Brock Landers come back to SBR. I know he is a scum bag lowlife piece of shit but we need this guy to make bank this football season!

He is on the verge of quitting his job and gambling full time. Brock is the best fade in the business. We all increase our bankrolls tremendously fading this clown.

I know he is dying to come back for nothing else, but to give his buddy jj gold erotic massages. JJ after the time you spent in the can, I bet an erotic massage sounds good, right pal?

Brock was bad before but we are talking unheard of profits once this guy goes full time.

You wont have to worry about him trying to book posters anymore because he will be too busy dealing with his global network of runners he set up to place his daily wagers.

we all could use some extra money for the upcoming holidays and we can collectively bury the books fading this cooler. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to make serious coin!

He beat Big Deem in a capping contest for the ages! They both finished negative units! We have to act now to get these plays to fade!

I implore you mods for the good of the sbr community and our bankrolls to reinstate Broke Landers!!!

Welcome to the jungle and Salud!!

All those in favor show your support!

Bustinnutz is a YEAH!!

is this Lakerboy?

[Big Bear]

Bubbles does miss him.

bubblez why no love for dat white boi Brock bruh???

[jjgold]

Brock Landers probably is top 10 cappers in last 15 years on any forum

He is that good

[Chi_archie]

signed

i'll pay 1000 points to his coming back

[opie1988]

Bring Brock back!!

[bubblebuttluv]

bubblez why no love for dat white boi Brock bruh???

I got love for Brock, bruh.

That's why I said I miss him.

[Boner_18]

Not a bigger chump meatball in the biz. Since everyone loves a punching bag I cosign this petition.

[Sam Odom]

Posted 7-26-2003

SBR_John , Admin & Staff

Please reconsider reinstating poster "Brock Landers" - Give him back his posting privileges

A lot of bad water has passed under the bridge in the last 8 months and IMO as a SBR Founder I believe all of us should start anew

Besides, several posters in the past have been reinstating for far more hateful comments about SBR & Staff including direct insults to you guys families

Time for ANOTHER general amnesty then let's get-on with Football season

[BustinNutz]

Money Line Dawger, I know how mad people get when they figure out Brock is on their play. I figured that if I can put myself in Brock's mind set, I can preempt the possible burial that is ensuing. It's a very complex process with multiple steps, but I swear to fukkin' God it works. You just have to picture how the forum legend operates.

Step #1) Eat a slice of deep dish pizza, drink two large sweet teas with extra sugar, followed by a Bud Light Platinum, and a white Russian in an isolated room with a bed and a desk.

Step #2) Look in the mirror and tell yourself, "God damnit, I AM big time!"

Step #3) Look at your credit rating and laugh knowing those cokk suckers ain't getting a penny of your debt.

Step #4) Look at the lines involving the Illini game and Bears' game.

Step #5) Look at nationally televised games in prime time.

Step #6) Look for short road favorites and short lines and look at how their opponents fared last week.

Step #7) Look for widely televised injury information or information that is being emphasized and exaggerated by the major sports outlets. i.e., trends, winning streaks, etc.

Step #8) Ask yourself, "Is the game worthy of a bet?" If yes, then why not pound the fukker and make it a rubber band play?

Step #9) Make said Rubber Band Play.

Step #10) Distribute Rubber Band Play throughout all of Forumville. Sometimes creating multiple posts about it at the same forum if you feel it is not getting the attention the play deserves. Imagine the replies your play will generate: Trap game. Pass. Maybe worth a unit, but not a big bet. I'm on the other side. Fading this is free money.

Now if you go through the process and you think your bet might fall along the lines of a Brock Landers Rubber Band Play, you pass on the game. If, you passed on the game going through this process AND you later see that Brock picked the game as his Rubber Band Play, you pound the fukk out of the other side...no questions asked. Do this and you will keep yourself away from a lot of bad spots and make money.

It's a complex, high math model formula, but it works.

Well stated and 100% accurate. .. This is gaining momentum. .This needs to be done before kickoff next Saturday... I can already see his first 4 plays regardless of the spread..

1. University of Illinois
2. Northern Illinois Huskies
3. St. Louis Cardinals
4. Chicago Bears

Get some.

[jjgold]

Mr Walker we are pleading with you to bring Brock back
Business As Usual

[a4u2fear]

Keep him away

[chilidog]

MODS- This is an organized and polite request to let Brock Landers come back to SBR. I know he is a scum bag lowlife piece of shit but we need this guy to make bank this football season!

You're not going to make money fading brock. you've seen his threads over at eog...

[crustyme]

sbr has too much integrity and a+ reputation to allow a known scammer to sully them.

oh wait, forgot about betislands.

lol