Wife just gave me $2000 for football season! Whats the play boys!

[Zenyatta 19-1]

So happy to be back in it to win it! It has been such a long time coming. Had to break from betting after I got married for obvious reason but today is better than christmas for me. She woke me up with a present and inside it was $2000 and a note that says " You have made a lot of sacrifices here is $2k for the football season. I love you" CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY BOYS and GIRLS

[Zenyatta 19-1]

I wanna rip it all on Phillies LMAO

[downsouth]

I feel for you guy. I wouldnt know what to do if I had to wait for my wife to "give" me money to gamble with.

Good luck

[turtlejc]

Where do the Phillies play football?

I'm telling Susan

[Zenyatta 19-1]

Haha could you imagine if I bust betting a early MLB before my spartans and wolverines play tomorrow! Gosh Susan would be so disappointed in me!

[Big Bear]

Take the Falcons week 4 vs Patriots

i believe the spread is 3.5

[crustyme]

when will she give you your balls back?

[BeatTheJerk]

This guy is one of the greats. As far as degeneracy goes .... By Monday that money will vanish.

[actiondan]

I'm calling bullshat

[Zenyatta 19-1]

You guys can call bs all you want! This is the same guy that was posting pics from vegas with my username and the dates written all over it! Lasted 93 days out there with 7500 pre-marriage.

[Monitor-Tan]

First before someone says she's cheating on you.

[Smoke]

Eat her out

[innovation]

you have made a lot of sacrifices....aka I feel guilty about having an affair

[DiggityDaggityDo]

when will she give you your balls back?

[King Mayan]

[El Nino]

Maybe she will let you stay up to watch the West Coast games! And drink caffeine after 6:00P.M.! I mean it is a Friday night. Unreal.

[TwoWays]

unreal indeed, pal. grow a set. And there is no a wife would gift her husband money to gamble.

[Big Bear]

unreal indeed, pal. grow a set. And there is no a wife would gift her husband money to gamble.

not unless she has a great job and he is a stay at home husband.

[Big Bear]

i say you put it all on 1 game and then when you win... give her the 2,000 back and say thank you honey and eat her muff

[jjgold]

Lol

Settle down tough guy

The way your talking you will be broke tomorrow

[BigDeem5]

Let it ride on Diamondbacks -125.

Send me some Scoth for the thank you.

[El Nino]

Let it ride on Diamondbacks -125.

Send me some Scoth for the thank you.

FF only. Can't risk their bullpen. Gibby won't hesitate to keep trotting Heath Bell out there to serve up meatballs.

[BigDeem5]

FF only. Can't risk their bullpen. Gibby won't hesitate to keep trotting Heath Bell out there to serve up meatballs.

Lol, Yankser agrees with you but I ride em.

[CMNoney]

Smu ml

[Zenyatta 19-1]

Got Phillies ML for 300 and put 50 on the game to ties...pays 527

[wagerjunkie]

like others said...and man i mean no disrespect to you or your wife but no women in their right mind does unless they are feeling extremely guilty about something.

[Zenyatta 19-1]

Sure they do. You want the truth? I lost everything 2 years ago and things got really bad. I met the women of my dreams and I promised I wouldnt gamble because I didn't want to lose her. Well she's such a good woman she gave this to me because she knows how much I loved gambling

[Smoke]

Lick her coochie

[wagerjunkie]

Sure they do. You want the truth? I lost everything 2 years ago and things got really bad. I met the women of my dreams and I promised I wouldnt gamble because I didn't want to lose her. Well she's such a good woman she gave this to me because she knows how much I loved gambling

good stuff brother! congrats to you. stay in a good place in your mind. don't tread down that path again.

[Milos Raonic]

Looks like your tie might hit.

[Zenyatta 19-1]

Lose the tie in the top of the 9th but good things I half Phillies ML. Can't complain

[ChalkyDog]

Wish I had a wife that would give me money. It's backwards in my house, and I'm troubled by it.

[artyfudgepacker]

no no lick her booty

Lick her coochie

[thetrinity]

This is a good endorsement to never get married.

[thirtytwo]

dont blow it all on week 1