Things I discovered not to do while drunk....

[Iwinyourmoney]

All learned from last night

1. Dont call SBR Memember CS-Cedrick at work. He sounds like a robot
2. Dont email hookers off craigslist, they email you scary stuff back
3. Dont text 13 chicks looking for late night booty, when you wake up its humbling reading the rejection text messages
3 - A) Learn why you got rejected in the drunk texting, dont start a convo with "looking for late night drunk booty".
4. You wake up and look at your CW.com account to see you played the lotto for today's pick 3 drawing? Who the fuk does that!
5. You wake up all pissed at 10am because the cleaning lady is here cleaning your house, you forget shes coming, and now your a pissed off hungover dude on 4 hours of sleep and a vacuum running outside your door.
6. Don't ask SBR Poster Jerseykai if he is a chick based off his avitar

[Bread]

You gots a cleaning lady? I bet her name is Rosa. Bang Rosa and send her home, all problems solved.

I din't know you had it like DAT Durty!

[smitch124]

My favorite thing was when you asked poster Jerseykai:



if he was a girl...

[Iwinyourmoney]

You gots a cleaning lady? I bet her name is Rosa. Bang Rosa and send her home, all problems solved.

I din't know you had it like DAT Durty!

nah her name is Cris. I have her come once every 1.5 weeks. Cleans the floors, vacuums, dusts. JUst the shit I hate doing. She doesnt do laundry or dishes or anything like that, just the basic clean the bathroms, dust, vacuum, mop, ect

[Iwinyourmoney]

Crap Smitch Ill add that! I forgot

[Iwinyourmoney]

And I guess I put $200 on Arizona +6 +100 last night

[themajormt]

What about pissing on your own couch and not remembering it? Done that
Leave the drunk girl you just boned in your bed and go outside and bone another girl that came over? Done that
Did drugs that I would never have done if I wasnt hammered... Done that
Called Bookmaker customer service and yelled at them accusing them of stealing my money but I was using my carib account... Done that

Your list is so tame!!

[Iwinyourmoney]

This is just stuff I did last night major

[wtf]

HELLO HELLO

we want to see the replies from the hookers!!!! #2

please

[themajormt]

Do some fun stuff tonight and keep us posted !

[Mudcat]

Once, back in my drinking days, I put some pork chops on the barbecue then passed out in my Lay-Z-Boy.

Some time later I awoke to find nothing but charred bones on the grill and an empty propane tank.

Certainly not the worst thing I ever did but, all-in-all, not good.

[themajormt]

My buddy got robbed by a black hooker wearing Tims... He was on a 2 day bender, called a chick from craigslist and she came over, stole his $200 and ran... I prefer to go to the local bar where you know theres some nice 40 year old meaty vaginas if I get real desperate

[Bread]

It's official...themajormt is my new favorite poster. I want to party with this guy.

I'll be doing some drinking & gambling tonight. Let's party! Like men!!

[Iwinyourmoney]

HELLO HELLO

we want to see the replies from the hookers!!!! #2

please

***U try and enter and it sends you to some XXX site

my services include gfe, pse, f/s, massage, dfk, bbbj, daty and i speak alot of languages. rates listed on my site and below. tips appreciated! in and out calls are fine everything discussed over the phone. i attached a recent head shot of me currently I am available today and tonight. heres how i work... u wana book a date with me, goto my agencies site it costs a buck, u login get my phone number, call me... i come to u or u come to me and you leave satisfied why do u have to signup at my agency? make sure you are not a cop, at least 18, and if you hurt me etc. NO EXCEPTIONS sorry I will not risk my safety. If u are cool with everything we will meet ... here is where you can book me http://www.datesarah.com


Half hour - $75 IN CALL OUT CALL
HOURLY $150 $175
2 HOURS $275 $325
3-5 HOURS $125/hr $150/hr


- Sarah

[Bread]

come on pal!!! A chick who looks like that is charging more than $75 half hour.

Unreal.

[Iwinyourmoney]

come on pal!!! A chick who looks like that is charging more than $75 half hour.

Unreal.

How much for 7 minutes......thats all I need

[themajormt]

I know who is this broad kidding?? I bet you have to pay something for that site. The ONLY chick I have ever paid is a chick in Vegas a few years ago. I was 22, out at the club and this brazilian chick with big fake was grinding on me and got my weiner goin right there! She definitely had me for a sucker so she got $150 out of me but it was the best $150 I ever spent. My one and only latina..

Bread I am always down friend... Ever been to Niagara falls? The casino up here has free booze, poker room, a lot of table. And then the canadian side has the fully nude strip clubs, 90% of them are porn star types. They have a place "Seductions" which is nick named "SeSUCKtions" if you know what I mean

[themajormt]

IWIN: My buddy, who is a hooker pro, gave me some rules which I will pass on to you pal.

#1: Drink at LEAST 6 beers before she comes over, preferably in a 1 hour time span. Only way you get your monies worth.

#1a:If you don't have 6 beers, buy a cock ring...

#2: If they are advertising on CL, and they show their face, the picture definitely isnt them or it could be a cop.

#3: Go for the ones who dont put all the wording in the ad... This shows they are pro's and wont try to scam you.

#4: HIDE YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!

[Bread]

Does a major rank higher than a General? You shoulda been the new mod. You have it all figured out.

[AMBlai01]

if that was true...i wold pay to have her around all day everyday...

[smitch124]

I do know in Stratego the General is a 2 and the Major is a 4...

[themajormt]

Whats Stratego?? Is that some of that weird anime stuff??

[smitch124]

Whats Stratego?? Is that some of that weird anime stuff??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratego

No batteries necessary...