You know things are bad when.....

[Panic]

the most meaningful relationship you have in your life is with your bartender.



Feel free to add your own.

[SlickFazzer]

you feel like making love to your computer screen.

[accuscoresucks]

you feel like making love to your computer screen.

DITTO

[Shark79]

you feel like making love to your computer screen.

If you squirt your PC screen.

[13th Inning]

...you can still taste the vomit in your mouth, and it's not even yours.

[AMBlai01]

...when even winning bets doesn't give you the same rush anymore.

[RogueScholar]

...you've been single long enough that a Mod at a gambling forum starts to look attractive...

[jjgold]

you have no money to pay utility bill and it is 20 degrees