Top 10 List-Off Poll

[Bread]

Open to anyone *cough*Casper*cough cough*PureCarnaGGe* who would like to participate.

Please vote in poll once lists have been posted.

Today's topic: Top 10 Headlines To Possibly Come Out Of The Super Bowl.

[Willie Bee]

10) Pitchers & Catchers report in two weeks

9) Indiana Jones shoots Ray Lewis outside Tampa nightclub

8) Steelers forfeit after bus delivers them to The Trop instead of Raymond James Std.

7) Ray Lewis shoots James Earl Jones outside Tampa nightclub

6) Out of retirement, Franco Harris leads Steelers to SBXLIII win

5) Ray Lewis shoots Tommy Lee Jones outside Tampa nightclub

4) Warner wins MVP despite 5 INTs

3) Ray Lewis shoots Jerry Jones outside Tampa nightclub

2) Steelers win 2-0 on safety in third overtime

1) Ray Lewis shoots Pac Man Jones outside Tampa nightclub

[Bread]

Your number one choice should have odds posted somewhere.



And your number 10....Calm down...It'll be here soon enough.

[pico]

10) rays stole the lombardi trophy
9) game delayed because local sex offenders has to inform everyone at the game with kids
8) local indian casino is the proud owner of 40% of the superbowl tickets
7) man sells daughter for superbowl tickets later realized they're fake
6) police arrest psycho women who keep babbling about super bowl traffic
5) ref shortly reversed the td ruling after looking into the audience
4) kurt warner want them to build a roof over the stadium in 1 week or he refuse to play
3) ben hospitalized after tried to pop a wheelie the day before the game
2) obama spend 1 billion on superbowl ads telling america how he is going to revitalized the economy
1) ref who messed up the coin toss got killed by bunch of guidos shortly after the game

[Bread]

6) police arrest psycho women who keep babbling about super bowl traffic

[Bread]

10) God returns for his children in the 4th quarter, Cards fumble.

9) Ray Lewis kills nobody.

8) Nancy Grace reports Breaking News that Casey Anthony is rooting for the Cardinals because Edgerrin James is "totally f*ckable."

7) City in Fear: Nick Hogan drives home from the game.

6) President Obama drops the N-bomb on Warren Sapp. Nobody cares.

5) DJ Jazzy Jeff has indeed been dead for over 15 years. Party offers refund.

4) Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner mistakes Bruce Springsteen for his wife, kisses him.

3) Mike Alstott accidentally swallows fire extinguisher.

2) Coach Mike Tomlin reveals that Tupac was a real jerk on the set of "Juice".

1) Gone too soon: Bread dies of alcohol poisoning - A nation mourns.

[Panic]

10) Mike Tomlin says he will make it rain...fvck Disneyland.

9) Warner back to asking Paper or Plastic?

8) Obama signs bill to cut NFL roster down to 3 players. Steelers Win.

7) No Janet Jackson tittie? This sucks.

6) Drunk people afraid to throw up. It cost 384 dollars to get that way.

5) Hurry and get the fvck out of here. Hurricanes love this state.

4) Terrell Owens complains Big Ben did not throw him the ball enough.

3) 1,307 guys ask girlfriend to marry them on the big scoreboard. 20% say yes.

2) Economy sensitive. 2 for 1 special. Tickets for your house.

1) Rogie and Jungleman invade Tampa. Run for your lives.

[RogueJuror]

bread i don't undertstand your thread, pass

[Casperwaits]

Bread, yours is the best. I voted for other. All the lists were quite good. You kind of get a feeling of every persons humor in their writing. I was hoping to see Garbagges on here. Oh well.

[Bread]

4) Terrell Owens complains Big Ben did not throw him the ball enough.

[Robyn]

Holy crap, this was some funny stuff. Casper, where is your top 10??

[pico]

panic is funny

[Robyn]

They are all funny, pico. Even the ones written in english.

[BadNina]

This is good stuff

[mmike032]

panic wins this one hands down