Videos not up to par. No dancing, athletic demonstrations for posters to learn from, etc.
You have 10 days to complete the following videos:
1] Dance video to "Poker Face", as requested by Ronald.
2] Tap dancing video in moccasins. You may choose music.
3] Workout video with weight bench. Keep your feet on the ground this time.
4] Hockey demonstration with actual hockey stick. If I'm going to continue watching your videos, I need to know you have a reasonable wristshot.
5] Drive-thru at McDonald's video. You will try to duke the cashier into giving you extra sweet & sour sauce. You will REFUSE any offers of BBQ.
6] Cole cut demonstration. I want to see your assortment of cole cuts. Basically, the posters need to see what our coach is eating.
7] Video of you in deli uniform. If you work at or run a deli, this should be easily done. I expect to see plenty of mustard stains and other deli-related wear and tear.
8] Exact replica of Beat the Jerk video. I have it memorized, so don't slip up.
9] Glory hole video. Take a door knob off somewhere in your house. I want to see if your pecker reaches the other side of hole.
10] Pizza delivery video. Order a pizza. When delivery guy comes, you're going to argue the bill. Tell him you know the owner, you get the preferred price. You will be wearing your jumpsuite.
Get to work, coach.
You have 10 days to complete the following videos:
1] Dance video to "Poker Face", as requested by Ronald.
2] Tap dancing video in moccasins. You may choose music.
3] Workout video with weight bench. Keep your feet on the ground this time.
4] Hockey demonstration with actual hockey stick. If I'm going to continue watching your videos, I need to know you have a reasonable wristshot.
5] Drive-thru at McDonald's video. You will try to duke the cashier into giving you extra sweet & sour sauce. You will REFUSE any offers of BBQ.
6] Cole cut demonstration. I want to see your assortment of cole cuts. Basically, the posters need to see what our coach is eating.
7] Video of you in deli uniform. If you work at or run a deli, this should be easily done. I expect to see plenty of mustard stains and other deli-related wear and tear.
8] Exact replica of Beat the Jerk video. I have it memorized, so don't slip up.
9] Glory hole video. Take a door knob off somewhere in your house. I want to see if your pecker reaches the other side of hole.
10] Pizza delivery video. Order a pizza. When delivery guy comes, you're going to argue the bill. Tell him you know the owner, you get the preferred price. You will be wearing your jumpsuite.
Get to work, coach.
