Earlier today PureGarbage took it upon himself to critique one of my Top Ten Lists. Like Rocky Balboa in Rocky 3 after losing to Clubber Lang the first time around, I felt dazed and confused. I thought I was king of the lists, but I guess a new challenger had come to claim the title. Well Bread threw out the gauntlet for a "write-off" and PureGarbage has not responded. Here are a couple of reasons why he hasn't. (These are not for the squeamish)
10. His shipment of child porn came in from Holland, and he had some serious viewing to catch up on.
9. He has been in the emergency room all day getting the stick that is stuck up his ass removed.
8. He hasn't gotten the second "Hooked on Phonics" CD, and has not learned how to respond yet.
7. His mommy only allows him 2 hours of internet time a day, and that's if he finishes all his chores
6. Counting to 10 has become harder for him ever since he lost his pinky finger in that bizzare glory hole accident.
5. He is in mourning after finding out that Zac Efron wasn't gay
4. He got a crank call from someone asking him if his refrigerator was running. When he said it was ,and the guy responded that he needed to catch it, he went to do just that.
3. Decided to pick on Letterman because he was an easier target
2. Antagonizing little kids on the playground because "so many other kids can play hopscotch better"
1. He didn't expect to deal with such a son of a bitch as myself
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Bring it on PureGarbage. I will be waiting.
10. His shipment of child porn came in from Holland, and he had some serious viewing to catch up on.
9. He has been in the emergency room all day getting the stick that is stuck up his ass removed.
8. He hasn't gotten the second "Hooked on Phonics" CD, and has not learned how to respond yet.
7. His mommy only allows him 2 hours of internet time a day, and that's if he finishes all his chores
6. Counting to 10 has become harder for him ever since he lost his pinky finger in that bizzare glory hole accident.
5. He is in mourning after finding out that Zac Efron wasn't gay
4. He got a crank call from someone asking him if his refrigerator was running. When he said it was ,and the guy responded that he needed to catch it, he went to do just that.
3. Decided to pick on Letterman because he was an easier target
2. Antagonizing little kids on the playground because "so many other kids can play hopscotch better"
1. He didn't expect to deal with such a son of a bitch as myself
.Bring it on PureGarbage. I will be waiting.
. Good luck with your future endeavors. I hope whomever deals with you in your personal life takes lots of meds. God knows they probably need them.
