Top Ten Reasons Chi-Archie Should Marry His Girlfriend At The Bash

[Casperwaits]

CaneDawg wants to hear wedding bells. Being the smart man he is, he doesn't want to hear his own. He is pushing for Arch to get married. I for one have a couple of reasons why he should.

10. Do the words Bachelor Party have a nice ring to it? Arch, you even have a little bit of a Tom Hanks look. Maybe we will get lucky and find a Tawny Kitean look a like.

9. Pico putting together a style contest based on the wedding. Maybe we can bet on how many times Arch says "I love you" to his future wife during the trip. Maybe the amount of times JJ goes to the wedding buffet for seconds. Style goes for guessing what JJ will eat next.

8. I want RogueScholar to write the wedding vows for Arch so I can hear words with 6 syllables spoken by a guy with a street accent.

7. That girl Stephanie will be there which opens up the avenue for a whole lot of cat fighting, hair pulling, and spitting....by Onner, JJ, and myself.

6. Gives me a reason to pull out my powder blue tux I haven't worn since prom.

5. If he gets married in a little Vegas chapel. We all can say "Elvis has entered the building"

4. By the bash the Red Sox should be 10 games up on the Yankees, so I can rib TSoprano for hours about how much his Yankees suck

3. Arch can get those cute little delinquents from his video to be the "flower posse". They can walk down the isle throwing $50 bills.

2. With everybody at the wedding, the only person posting threads on SBR would be Agent99. For the first time ever, nobody would argue with him

1. I ALWAYS GET LAID AT WEDDINGS

[CaneDawg]

Can't wait to see you in that tux.

[purecarnagge]

someone else please correct this unfortunate list...

I can think of so many people that could come up with a much more entertaining list...

My initial thought was...

1. Wasn't funny
2. Poorly constructed
3. Could have been done SO much better by someone else...
4. Increase your imagination
5. Don't lose track of the subject
6. Don't forget to include betting in said subject
7. Powder blue tux? Weak
8. Only one thing per line...
9. See number #9 for questions you ****ed it up. That is two things. So really this list is 11.
10. If you can't get laid in vegas at a wedding then you shouldn't be posting... Seek therapy.

[Casperwaits]

Thank you Carnagge for your input. I will take all your advice into consideration

[Willie Bee]

Casper's back!

[Casperwaits]

Casper's back!

Thank you Willie. You are a good guy

[Bread]

I propose a top 10 list-off between Casper and PC. I can come up with a topic, 3 days in a row and you two go at it. That would be fkn awesome.

[jjgold]

Anyone that gets married in todays world is a fukkin jerkoff

[pavyracer]

Anyone that gets married in todays world is a fukkin jerkoff

Fukk you bald, rug wearing homo!

[Casperwaits]

I propose a top 10 list-off between Casper and PC. I can come up with a topic, 3 days in a row and you two go at it. That would be fkn awesome.

Bread. PureCarnagge is right. So many people can write Top Ten Lists better than I. I have spent the better part of the last hour reading his past posts, and I have to admit, they are a source of inspiration and intelligence. I only hope that one day I to can be as astute and satirical as Carnagge. No need for a "write-off", he would win hands down. If he feels there is a need, I will alway be happy to participate. I just don't know I can carry his sizeable jock strap

[jjgold]

Marriage is for assholes

Men that are married are miserable and jealous of the single guys

Marriage=Legal Slavery for a man

I feel sorry for men that are married

[Chi_archie]

I propose a top 10 list-off between Casper and PC. I can come up with a topic, 3 days in a row and you two go at it. That would be fkn awesome.

that would be great
make it happen captain

[purecarnagge]

[Tsoprano]

4. By the bash the Red Sox should be 10 games up on the Yankees, so I can rib TSoprano for hours about how much his Yankees suck

We'll see, when the Yanks pick up that 27th title.

[Chi_archie]

does that mean you are IN

PC?

[Casperwaits]

Out of curiosity, if this did happen, are you going to put up a poll and SBR members will decide who is a better Top Ten List writer?

[Bread]

Yes.

[jjgold]

Bread your miserable being married, you wish you were single like me and can do coke, drink Brandy and fuk 19 year olds.

[Bread]

JJ I can still do ecstacy and drink scotch and touch myself while watching Sober House.

[purecarnagge]

as for a post off... i could careless. I am by far the most hated/disliked person on this board. but I use this community for whats here. Entertainment and sometimes some good values/opinions on games I'm looking at.

If casper wants a post off thats fine...I'd do it..but whats the point...the guys already having so much fun having a post off with himself already