Need to vent some steam with the site going down? -Video-

[greenhippo]

Play some hoops ya fukks. My shot looks like Steph Curry's, never saw myself shoot before tonight. Not too bad.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

for a second I thought all this vid was goin to be was you shooting hoops by yourself or something.

nice release though .

[Deuce]

You push the ball instead of shooting, pal. Work on form.

[greenhippo]

Shot at 2:05 is textbook form for me.

[Marigold HD]

Nice shooting. More arch needed though

[daneault23]

Damn I might try and make a bball video tomorrow. No work tomorrow and only a few errands to do.

[iifold]

You would get swatted in the hood...

Need to shoot that shit from over your head...

You think you're Chris Mullin Pal??

[El Nino]

You're a chucker.

-Jerry Seinfeld

[greenhippo]

Bad shoulder, my left arm can't be raised higher than level with my shoulder. Video taken after an hour, lost a lot of arc in my shot at that point. Work in my form is needed though, every third shot my mechanics are way off from the norm.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

You would get swatted in the hood...

Need to shoot that shit from over your head...

You think you're Chris Mullin Pal??

his release is faster then Kevin Martins

[The Giant]

I've been carefully studying this video footage for the last three hours, breaking it down with a team of NBA scouts. There is only one thing that can be concluded from this dazzling display of basketball, and that's that Greenhippo is clearly a world-class rebounder. His hustle and boxing-out abilities marvel that of a young, white, less-tattooed Dennis Rodman. Nobody else on the court even came close to retrieving one of the missed shots. It was one of the most incredible performances I've ever witnessed on a basketball court.

[sweep]

put the camera down for a few weeks Hippo....video diarrhea can destroy a posters career

just ask ryanleafofbets

[BigDeem5]

That shot is fukin ugly

[jjgold]

First off good video
Hippo is athletic
Hippo in good shape
The shot has too much spin
I would eat him alive in a one on one
I would block his shot 80% of the time
Did you see the pipe in his pocket?
Must be for weed
Nice Gym

[sourtwist]

Fukkin awful. Ur 120 lbs, no wonder you have to push the ball from your stomach to reach the fkn rim. Youre a disgrace to basketball.

[greenhippo]

Sour not even worth my effort.

Sweep no videos for a while

jj I'll do the hardaway crossover on you

giant I'm the white Birdman

[Smoke]

No dunks?

[greenhippo]

Smoke that's a 24 hour fitness in a well to do part of town. No doubt if I want to dunk they'd be charging me 5k to fix the shattered backboard.

[Smoke]

Good point

[Harry N. Lloyd]

That's about like watching Sterling Sharpe in a spelling bee. Basketball ain't your sport, kid.

[Russian Rocket]

Hippopotamus is probably shooting better than 95% of the World population...impressive!!!

[greenhippo]

Harry so you're saying at 5'8 I shouldn't be out there trying to make the Rockets rotation next season. I'm shocked.

Russier, I guess everyone on SBR has a shot like Ray Allen and makes 100% of their shots.

[pulledclear]

I think you're ready for the Special Olympics.


Good Lord.

[Russian Rocket]

Russier, I guess everyone on SBR has a shot like Ray Allen and makes 100% of their shots.

That's usually the case here...

[BIGDAY]

Guy has skill.

[BIGDAY]

Hippo, I bet there are under 10% of posters that even have a gym membership..

[Louisvillekid1]

ight hippo, settle down guey...

[greenhippo]

Bigday I bet most can't even find their pecker

Lkid no videos until the 22

[manny24]

unraal

[Seaweed]

shot 12-29 from the field

[greenhippo]

I got 13-28. Hole on inside of the net, two made shots went right through the hole but they were in.

[sharkbite8]

Don't push the ball...release with one hand.

[greenhippo]

Don't push the ball...release with one hand.

Physically can't at the moment. Have a busted left shoulder so I can't lift my left arm above shoulder level. I feel honored by having one of your only 98 posts on the site in almost 2 years though.

[sourtwist]

Hippo, what exactly was the purpose of the thread? You didn't watch it before you posted it? If you did, you should have realized you shouldn't.

You have awful form.

[greenhippo]

To create traffic and posts.