Is anyone on here a doctor or a nurse?

tacomax · 01-24-09, 06:15 AM

A lot of doctors frequent the forum, you won't have to wait long.

In the meantime, why not call a doctor yourself? And if it hurts when you breath, stop breathing.

unknown Gambler · 01-24-09, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by curious

I am having terrible muscle spasms when I breathe. Naturally, this makes it difficult to breathe.

This is very painful. Now, I am not afraid of pain.

What can I do?

Muscle relaxers?
Qi Gong or Tai Chi style breathing exercises?
Grin and bear it?

I dont' want to go to the hospital because my wife will be very upset, and if it is not serious I don't want to worry her.

try posting in pink as you did in the sexygamblerchick days, then let us know how you feel in a few hours.

wtf · 01-24-09, 07:09 AM

u guys are hilarious

and ruthless

i love it

pico · 01-24-09, 07:23 AM

webmd.com

do you really trust a doctor or nurse that gambles? let's see...try the blue pill, if you don;t die, try the red pill.

unknown Gambler · 01-24-09, 07:23 AM

heres more info directly from an online specialist.

http://www.flowgo.com/funny/1593_doctors-diagnosis.html

curious · 01-25-09, 12:56 AM

I was able to get some over the counter pain killer and muscle relaxer so I feel a bit better.

Not that any of you sorry ass mother ****ers gives a shit, given the posts made in this thread.

pico · 01-25-09, 12:58 AM

we're all happy that you're still alive to keep us entertained.

mmike032 · 01-25-09, 12:58 AM

what kind of OTC pain killers / muscle relaxers can you get or are you talking about Asperin, Tylenol?

pimike · 01-25-09, 12:59 AM

Originally posted by mmike032

what kind of OTC pain killers / muscle relaxers can you get or are you talking about Asperin, Tylenol?

Exactly that shit is prescribed. So what did you take we do care

mmike032 · 01-25-09, 01:01 AM

can I get Loratabs OTC. please tell me where

ZBOIZ · 01-25-09, 01:02 AM

I just found out my pediatrician died last week

curious · 01-25-09, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by mmike032

what kind of OTC pain killers / muscle relaxers can you get or are you talking about Asperin, Tylenol?

I told the pharmacist that I needed the two strongest OTC pain killers and muscle relaxants that the store sold. He picked them out. Robaxisil and Motrin IB. Personally I like extra strength tylenol.

He also told me to take magnesium.

I have used peppermint oil for years to treat migraines. So, I tried that on my back, that helped too.

MilfDriller · 01-25-09, 01:10 AM

I am a licensed gynecologist. What you will want to do is put your legs up on the gutter of your house so that you're hanging upside down, drop your pants, and wait for a whole colony of wasps to buzz around your private parts.

The buzz will stimulate the blood in your privates and this will relax you greatly. You will be healed quickly, but please do not let one of the wasps sting you.

GL. Don't worry about the co-pay. This one is on the house.

wtf · 01-25-09, 01:13 AM

holy fuk milf, your killing me!

daggerkobe · 01-25-09, 01:15 AM

Maybe its god's way of telling you that air is too good for u.

curious · 01-25-09, 01:16 AM

Originally posted by MilfDriller

I am a licensed gynecologist. What you will want to do is put your legs up on the gutter of your house so that you're hanging upside down, drop your pants, and wait for a whole colony of wasps to buzz around your private parts.

The buzz will stimulate the blood in your privates and this will relax you greatly. You will be healed quickly, but please do not let one of the wasps sting you.

GL. Don't worry about the co-pay. This one is on the house.

There is really something wrong with you. Are you still upset because I refuse to be in a gay relationship with you because I am happily married to a gorgeous woman?

curious · 01-25-09, 01:17 AM

Originally posted by daggerkobe

Maybe its god's way of telling you that air is too good for u.

No, my grandmother died unexpectedly and I think my body is just wracked with the emotional pain I am feeling.

MilfDriller · 01-25-09, 01:30 AM

I have nothing against you anymore, curious. You're alright in my book. My vengeance is for R*** and for R**g*****.

GL

TPowell · 01-25-09, 01:35 AM

Curious, this is in no way a bash but I'd NEVER ask any of these jokers anything medical. Anybody wanna put a line on how many doctors are members here?

MilfDriller · 01-25-09, 01:41 AM

prolly 2 doctors here, I'd guess. you never know.

curious · 01-25-09, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by TPowell

Curious, this is in no way a bash but I'd NEVER ask any of these jokers anything medical. Anybody wanna put a line on how many doctors are members here?

I know one person who is.

I didn't really expect to find a doctor but thought someone else might have experienced this same thing.

Not being able to breathe is a bit scary.

I found a very knowledgeable pharmacist at an all night drugstore who helped me.

tacomax · 01-25-09, 12:17 PM

God bless, curious.

InTheHole · 01-25-09, 12:26 PM

I'd go to the VA and get the care you need, you're wife will have a lot more to worry about if something (preventable) was ignored.

curious · 01-25-09, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by InTheHole

I'd go to the VA and get the care you need, you're wife will have a lot more to worry about if something (preventable) was ignored.

I'm going to go tomorrow. I just needed some short term relief this weekend. Thanks.

Bostongambler · 01-25-09, 12:37 PM

I am a freelance gynocologist if that helps.