Police arrest a goat For attempting to ‘steal’ a car

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  • bigboydan
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-10-05
    • 55420

    #1
    Police arrest a goat For attempting to ‘steal’ a car
    This has got to be one of those strangest stories I've ever heard before.

    Police parade goat as robbery suspect

    Written by Demola Akinyemi
    Friday, 23 January 2009

    *For attempting to ‘steal’ a Mazda car

    It was a shocking sight yesterday as men of the Kwara State Police Command paraded a goat as an armed robbery suspect.

    The goat "suspect" is being detained over an alleged attempt to snatch a Mazda car. The mysterious goat, according to the Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Tunde Mohammed, while briefing bewildered journalists at the Force headquarters, is an armed robber who attempted to snatch the said car, Wednesday night, and later transformed into the goat in a bid to escape arrest.

    He explained that men of a vigilance group in Anifowose Ipata/Oloje areas of the state capital had chased two armed robbery suspects who wanted to demobilise the Mazda car with the intention of stealing it, and

    "while one of them escaped, the other was about to be apprehended by the team when he turned his back on the wall and turned to this goat. They quickly grabbed the goat and here it is.’’ Mohammed said.

    The police spokesman said the goat "armed robbery suspect" will not be left off the hook until investigations into the case are concluded.

    He also said that no fewer than five stolen vehicles have been recovered by the state Police Command while some suspects were also arrested. Among those arrested, he said was one Idowu Oni of Araromi area of Akure who escaped from Akure Prison.

    He added that the escaped convict was arrested in Ilorin after stealing a Mazda 323 car belonging to Mrs. Henrietta Ayijesu.

    He also said another armed robbery and rape suspect was in their custody, assuring that the suspects will soon appear in court.
  • wild willy
    SBR MVP
    • 11-20-08
    • 1298

    #2
    Dumb ****ing bastards,after laughing,you honestly got to feel sorry for a society that is that ****ing stupid.
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    • unit1884
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 06-11-08
      • 938

      #3
      So let me get this straight... They think a man transformed into a goat, to escape the police?

      Are these morons smoking crack?
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      • wild willy
        SBR MVP
        • 11-20-08
        • 1298

        #4
        No ther way beyond that
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        • MilfDriller
          Restricted User
          • 11-23-08
          • 10186

          #5
          Goats have committed many crimes throughout history. A goat raped Mrs. Clinton while she was sleeping and the result was perhaps the ugliest mammal to ever walk the earth -- Chelsea Clinton
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          • pico
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 04-05-07
            • 27321

            #6
            escape goat i bet
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            • MilfDriller
              Restricted User
              • 11-23-08
              • 10186

              #7
              ironically, that was pretty damn funny, pico.

              where the fock exactly does that term 'escape goat' come from? what does that mean?

              how would you explain that to someone learning English? .... well, Ching-Mai, if you put the blame on some one else, that's what we call a 'escape goat'.

              Ching-Mai: Whot da fock? How u mean goat escape be sum one on blame? Me love you long time, but I don't understand goat expression. Peez explain.
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              • louisvillekid
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-14-07
                • 9263

                #8
                a dingo stole my car.
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                • unknown Gambler
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 11-11-08
                  • 758

                  #9
                  in this part of the world goats and humans have about the same iq, so this story is about right.

                  actually alittle surprised the goat didnt get away.
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                  • wild willy
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-20-08
                    • 1298

                    #10
                    Hey Louisville kid ,how are you a while back when I first saw sbr I never posted, but I lived by your picks. you don't post as often as you used to. Well at least it seems. anyway I know you Know college basketball love to hear some thoughts on games tomorrow.
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                    • jadyn
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 02-08-08
                      • 101

                      #11
                      So JJ Gold was attempting to steal a Mazda?
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                      • louisvillekid
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-14-07
                        • 9263

                        #12
                        Originally posted by wild willy
                        Hey Louisville kid ,how are you a while back when I first saw sbr I never posted, but I lived by your picks. you don't post as often as you used to. Well at least it seems. anyway I know you Know college basketball love to hear some thoughts on games tomorrow.
                        i'm kinda sporadic when i post now.
                        just got knocked out in the 3rd round of the 128 man capping contest, went 22-9-1 +12.32, or if a changed play i made would of counted i was 23-8-1 +14.37, but i couldn't change my play, so my other play hit, but the one i was stuck with lost getting a push by .5

                        i'm not really anyone to follow, i'm streaky.

                        i try not to give insights on my opinions on games anymore cause there are too many know-it-all's , and too many people like to shoot posters down when they are wrong.
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                        • wild willy
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-20-08
                          • 1298

                          #13
                          It's not predictions I care about it's the insight and reasearch you do .anybody can give me their pick. But what good is that
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                          • louisvillekid
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-14-07
                            • 9263

                            #14
                            Originally posted by wild willy
                            It's not predictions I care about it's the insight and reasearch you do .anybody can give me their pick. But what good is that
                            you might have me confused with another poster who ain't been around in a while, Louisvillekid1, notice the "1", he used to give big write-ups.
                            i generally just cap and post what i like, especially if i feel like chiming in on a thread where someone is asking for opinions.
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                            • wild willy
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-20-08
                              • 1298

                              #15
                              Maybe it seems like a while.
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