Was your first chick hot?

[CS-Cedrick]

Yes she was, but cheated me with another girl. Why did I let her go? We would have been so happy the three of us right now! Shit happens when your 16

[l7ustin]

yup and i still got porn of her

[Shortstop]

Tough luck Ced I honestly don't remember but yeah she was probably hot.

[jjgold]

NO, had hot hookers though

I had lots of girls on my arms during my prime but only had 2 girlfriends total up until now, both lasted approx 2 months. I have to pay for girls.

[wtf]

Yes she was, but cheated me with another girl. Why did I let her go? We would have been so happy the three of us right now! Shit happens when your 16

sorry this does not qualify as "cheating" this is a TURN ON

[Shortstop]

sorry this does not qualify as "cheating" this is a TURN ON

[CS-Cedrick]

sorry this does not qualify as "cheating" this is a TURN ON

I know, no I feel a completely different thing when I see a couple of chicks teasing each other.

[CS-Cedrick]

yup and i still got porn of her

I know, that would have been the best part of it, crap...

[ryanspeer2001]

First girl was a 6.5-7, current is a 5.5-6 both cute brunettes but never railed an A+. Whatever I'm doing well above my means in the looks department.

[Casperwaits]

I would respond to this thread in detail, but no one would believe me anyway, so I will just say that I have never had sex and I am a loser. That sounds more believable.

[Richkas]

I wouldnt bang nothing thats not hot.

[pico]

first girl end up in some magazine centerfold. i bet bunch of guys jacked off to her pic.

[Bread]

First chick? Um, no.

First black chick was though

[pico]

black chicks are crazy. one of them put a chef knife against my throat...not part of the sex play either.

[wtf]

bread , you are like captain kirk from star trek

you will nail ANYTHING

[Bread]

wtf...I have traveled the world via vagina. I'm like the Marco Polo of putang.

[wtf]

you must be well endowed you stud muffin

jj must be very bitter at the thought of this

[The Prick]

yo ced, wrong crowd to be askin about their first girl. mosta these shut-ins are still waitin on their first girl. prolly get more honest responses if ya asked about their first partridge family lunch pails

[mildavid]

she was about 98.6 degrees....I guess that's average....

[Bread]

she was about 98.6 degrees....I guess that's average....

You made a funny.

[onlooker]

Yes.

[curious]

My first girlfriend was a senior, I was in the 9th grade. I took her to her prom, she was the home coming queen.

Every year after that I only dated seniors and only the prettiest girl in the school. Every year I took a senior to her prom.

I got into a LOT of fights with seniors who were jealous of my luck with the best looking girls in their class. Lot of good it did them.

[themajormt]

My first was the summer going into 9th grade, she was going into her Senior year. It was my boys cousin from a catholic school, she came over, got me high, took a condom out of her purse and grabbed me by the hand and took me upstairs. We went to the closest bedroom and it was my moms room!! I didnt a fukk, she blew me, put the condom on and got on top, I lasted about 2-3 minutes at the MOST. We went back down stairs, sat on opposite couches, she left 10 minutes later and I never talked to her again

[themajormt]

I forgot to put that she was about a 7 out 10...

[Willie Bee]

I would respond to this thread in detail, but no one would believe me anyway, so I will just say that I have never had sex and I am a loser. That sounds more believable.

Top 10 excuses that women have used on Casper to avoid having sex with him...

10) "It's my night to work on the family jigsaw puzzle."

9) "Sorry, but my brother asked me first."

8) "Look! Is that the Goodrich blimp?"

7) "You're joking, right?"

6) "No! Now go clean out the garage like your father asked you to."

5) "Oooh, if only you had asked me yesterday before I went lesbian."

4) "I would but I'm concentrating on my career as a telemarketer right now."

3) "I'm saving myself for Mr. Right, still trying to decide between Orville and Wilbur."

2) "I would, but I'm late for my STD support group meeting."

1) "Honest, it's not you, it's me. Well, actually it's you."

[Chi_archie]

good stuff, MR. Bee

Casper has a contagious top ten that's going around

[purecarnagge]

4'11 D and her dad was a judge. All turned out to be very useful...that and the fact her friends use to suck me off on the side as well until she went ape shit on them...crazy girl...use to still come back around every couple of months even though she was engaged then not engaged...

[brock]

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman
tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her
free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I
scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did
everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?"


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[brock]

"Dunno . . . Never found the head!"

[purecarnagge]

Brock that ain't even funny...terrible joke

[Casperwaits]

Top 10 excuses that women have used on Casper to avoid having sex with him...

10) "It's my night to work on the family jigsaw puzzle."

9) "Sorry, but my brother asked me first."

8) "Look! Is that the Goodrich blimp?"

7) "You're joking, right?"

6) "No! Now go clean out the garage like your father asked you to."

5) "Oooh, if only you had asked me yesterday before I went lesbian."

4) "I would but I'm concentrating on my career as a telemarketer right now."

3) "I'm saving myself for Mr. Right, still trying to decide between Orville and Wilbur."

2) "I would, but I'm late for my STD support group meeting."

1) "Honest, it's not you, it's me. Well, actually it's you."

Willie, I would laugh harder if it wasn't so true. You rock

[pico]

brock is funny

[rm18]

She looked good I guess, feel weird trying to think since she was like 13.

[pavyracer]

She was. I paid $500 for 15 min.

[tullamore]

She was willing and that what mattered.