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  • BennyBigNuts
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-16-12
    • 8700

    #1
    Angels- Laughing stock of MLB- Pujols: Roids? Some sick stats too--
    I never thought I'd say this because his name was never mentioned, but I'm convinced Pujols did roids.
    I always thought he was one of the few CLEAN guys. But after watching his A-Rod like deterioration, I am sorry to say it's true.
    I remember 3 years ago Pujols may see 2 or 3 strikes in 4 at bats for a whole game. He was the sickest animal we had seen in this lifetime. I remember he had more HR's than K's one year, or it was damn close.
    Pitchers go right at him now. He's just a slightly above average player who can barely run to first base.
    The Cardinals were reamed for not making sure they signed him for a quarter billion+. They look like geniuses now. They saw A-roids falling apart and thought the same thing in this spot. Where are the cards withoutv him? Oh, just in first place and STILL the best team in MLB probly.


    Hamilton was a bad gamble no matter where he went this year. Some team had to overpay and risk way too much to get him, and he's done what lots of guys do once they get that FAT contract, Not give a shit. I'm expecting some Loritab stories soon also.

    This team is the biggest group of underachievers we've seen in a while.


    Here's a hilarious stat also:


    2013 Salaries:

    1 Josh Hamilton $17,400,000
    2 Jered Weaver $16,200,000
    3 Albert Pujols $16,000,000
    4 C.J. Wilson $11,500,000
    5 Howie Kendrick $9,100,000
    6 Erick Aybar $8,750,000
    8 Joe Blanton $6,500,000

    21 Mike Trout $510,00
    18 Mark Trumbo $540,000





    What is more funny here:
    The combined salaries of Pujols and Hamilton for 34 million compared to their 2 best players Trout and Trumbo of 1 million?

    Or how about the embarrassing contracts of KEndrick, Aybar, and Fat Joe Blanton?

    Not to mention, Pujols and Hamilton have balloon contracts and will be making way more in the next few years. I think Pujols makes like 30 mill a year by the end of his contract.

    Weaver is the only guy worth what they are getting paid out of all those guys and even he's been hurt last year or 2.


    The Angels will lock up Trout and Trumbo for under market value when they sign extensions, as they have the upper hand in negotiations with them. But they are the only bright spots on this team.

    Think how bad Pujols is gonna be 6 years from now when he's getting 30 million and needs a cane to make it down to first?
    Never thought I'd be saying it about that guy though. Looked like the greatest of ALL-TIME just a couple years ago. Looked like the easy Home Run king.

    WTF happened?

    Only answer is Roids.
  • BennyBigNuts
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    • 04-16-12
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    #2
    Tried to put a Pujols steroid poll on here but forgot you only get 1 minute to type it up and didn't post it in time.
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    • El Nino
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      • 05-03-12
      • 18426

      #3
      Angels tonight

      Justin Morneau, who looks like he was running a 5.5 40-yd dash, gets nailed at the plate by a good 5 feet and dances and slides around on his ass and beats the catcher to the plate for the go ahead run in the 8th.

      Bottomv of the 9th, Down 3-2 get runners on 2nd and 3rd nobody out, then bases loaded one out. Perkins walks in the tying run and blows the save, still one out. GIDP to end the inning. Frieri blows it in the 10th by giving up back to back singles and a double to Doumit, then a grand slam to Mauer's backup Another relief pitcher comes in and gives up a 2-Run HR to Pedro Frickin' Florimon. 7-run 10th inning.

      But to answer your question, have you ever seen someone with plantar fasciitis? They can barely walk. Your power starts from your feet and generates through your hips. With no feet, I'm surprised he can even hit one out. I played softball with a guy and he had both feet done. Takes about a year to get both feet done. He described it as walking on hot coals.
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      • Gus Fring
        SBR MVP
        • 03-21-13
        • 3423

        #4
        They are a total joke. Fuckerrs cost me so much $. Couldn't even get a sac fly to end the game in the 9th
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        • BennyBigNuts
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          • 04-16-12
          • 8700

          #5
          Originally posted by El Nino
          Angels tonight

          Justin Morneau, who looks like he was running a 5.5 40-yd dash, gets nailed at the plate by a good 5 feet and dances and slides around on his ass and beats the catcher to the plate for the go ahead run in the 8th.

          Bottomv of the 9th, Down 3-2 get runners on 2nd and 3rd nobody out, then bases loaded one out. Perkins walks in the tying run and blows the save, still one out. GIDP to end the inning. Frieri blows it in the 10th by giving up back to back singles and a double to Doumit, then a grand slam to Mauer's backup Another relief pitcher comes in and gives up a 2-Run HR to Pedro Frickin' Florimon. 7-run 10th inning.

          But to answer your question, have you ever seen someone with plantar fasciitis? They can barely walk. Your power starts from your feet and generates through your hips. With no feet, I'm surprised he can even hit one out. I played softball with a guy and he had both feet done. Takes about a year to get both feet done. He described it as walking on hot coals.

          I watched the 8th inning on in that Angels game tonight, it was what struck me to write this up. Had no action on the game, my buddy had a fat bet on the Twins though.

          And as for Pujols, He struggled last year also.
          It's not just suddenly.
          I understand his numbers are still GOOD, but the guy IMO was the best player I ever saw in my life up until 2 and a half years ago.
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          • ZetaPsi808
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-18-08
            • 12119

            #6
            i agree

            benny sharp thread

            arte moreno is a dumb prick
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            • Ghenghis Kahn
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-02-12
              • 19736

              #7
              frieri is also a clown.
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              • iifold
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                • 04-25-10
                • 11111

                #8
                And Miguel Cabrera is clean

                Triple Crown back to back

                Rory McElroy was roided out of his mind winning majors by 7 stokes last year, now he cant even make a cut...

                Roids turned Tiger into hooker bangin' savage, but he couldn't handle it...

                LOL at you guys that think Lebron is made from frosted mini wheats...

                They are all on something...
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                • BennyBigNuts
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                  • 04-16-12
                  • 8700

                  #9
                  Originally posted by iifold
                  And Miguel Cabrera is clean

                  Triple Crown back to back

                  Rory McElroy was roided out of his mind winning majors by 7 stokes last year, now he cant even make a cut...

                  Roids turned Tiger into hooker bangin' savage, but he couldn't handle it...

                  LOL at you guys that think Lebron is made from frosted mini wheats...

                  They are all on something...
                  Lebron is the almighty steroid boy for sure.
                  It amazes me everyday how the NBA never makes a peep about it.
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                  • Big Bear
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-01-11
                    • 43253

                    #10
                    ahh who cares... just legalize steroids.. let them take what they want.
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                    • face
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-31-11
                      • 14740

                      #11
                      pujols probably cheated

                      direction mlb moving in is good, but almost impossible

                      still though, glad they have to lie their ass off about it at least, like braun, and embarrass themselves
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                      • Big Bear
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-01-11
                        • 43253

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                        Lebron is the almighty steroid boy for sure.
                        It amazes me everyday how the NBA never makes a peep about it.
                        nah man he's just black. Lebron is a product of slavery. The white man used to make the biggest strongest man have sex with the biggest strongest woman...

                        for instance if shaq had a baby with serena williams ... out comes an NBA basketball player

                        its just genetic.. some of us black people dont even have to work out and we are ripped up like TO

                        Lebron is just naturally big strong and athletic.

                        so my point why does it matter if a dude is big and strong naturally ? or if he had to take steroids to get that way?

                        at the end of the day they still a big strong dude.

                        a guy with genetics like danny devito needs steroids or anything he can get to even attempt to compete with a guy with the genetics of King James.
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                        • BennyBigNuts
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Big Bear
                          ahh who cares... just legalize steroids.. let them take what they want.
                          They are paid to entertain.
                          Fans wanna see HR's.
                          But you can't promote something that causes suicides and overdoses.
                          I don't see that ever happening.
                          But I do see possibilities of steroid advancement to where it is safe enough to actually promote in the future.
                          I'm sure there are plenty of doctors right now trying to find the next big thing for roids that can either pass drug tests or be acceptable to legalize.
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                          • HardCore
                            SBR MVP
                            • 06-05-12
                            • 3615

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Big Bear
                            nah man he's just black. Lebron is a product of slavery. The white man used to make the biggest strongest man have sex with the biggest strongest woman...

                            for instance if shaq had a baby with serena williams ... out comes an NBA basketball player

                            its just genetic.. some of us black people dont even have to work out and we are ripped up like TO

                            Lebron is just naturally big strong and athletic.

                            so my point why does it matter if a dude is big and strong naturally ? or if he had to take steroids to get that way?

                            at the end of the day they still a big strong dude.

                            a guy with genetics like danny devito needs steroids or anything he can get to even attempt to compete with a guy with the genetics of King James.
                            I been telling people this for years. Black people dominate ALL SPORTS its what we've been conditioned to do since the 1700's plus have you ever seen how we live in africa. We penetrating chase down wild animals in shit, most of us are born to be athletically dominate. The only reason why we dont dominate baseball is because of the damn minor league shit. Alotta black youths dont have time to sit in the minors for 3-5 years and MAYBE get called to the majors!!! na we aint going for that. Also baseball is something that you cant just do like football and basketball. You need a glove and bat and somebody to throw to or throw to you and on top of that shit you need A BASEBALL FIELD. Its just too may obstetrical's. MJ, Tiger, BARRY FN BONDS(he was a beast before the roids too), Jerry rice/barry sanders, Usain Bolt, and of course the Lebrons and RG3's of today. Most sports are black dominated.
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                            • pronk
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                              • 11-22-08
                              • 6887

                              #15
                              Aybar, Kendrick & schuck deserved to be executed this morning.
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                              • Smoke
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                                • 10-09-09
                                • 48111

                                #16
                                I agree HGH should just be legal in baseball
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                                • konck
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                                  • 10-17-06
                                  • 12554

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Big Bear
                                  ahh who cares... just legalize steroids.. let them take what they want.
                                  Cant do it ....it becomes an uneven playing field the guys who want to spend time with their families after the game get cheated
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                                  • pavyracer
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                                    • 04-12-07
                                    • 82661

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Smoke
                                    I agree HGH should just be legal in baseball
                                    Do you realize that if all pitchers take HGH then no one could hit a ball and the games would end 1-0 in the 17th inning every night?
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                                    • HardCore
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 06-05-12
                                      • 3615

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                                      Do you realize that if all pitchers take HGH then no one could hit a ball and the games would end 1-0 in the 17th inning every night?
                                      No they wouldn't batters would hit 60hrs a year like they did 10 years ago when 70% of the pitchers were juicing.
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                                      • face
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                                        • 01-31-11
                                        • 14740

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by konck
                                        Cant do it ....it becomes an uneven playing field the guys who want to spend time with their families after the game get cheated
                                        yea i agree get that shit outta there
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                                        • bankroll27
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                                          • 07-07-13
                                          • 176

                                          #21
                                          everything the angels do is shit.....pujols is terrible but atleast he gives some production....hamilton is the worse shit i ever seen...cj wilson is garbage....and u trade morales and hunter????.....smh fools
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                                          • bankroll27
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                                            • 07-07-13
                                            • 176

                                            #22
                                            their entire starting pitching is pure shit....weaver only arm...frieri is nice though he had a shit game last night but dudes legit hes probably getting 8 bucks a game
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                                            • bankroll27
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                                              • 07-07-13
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                                              #23
                                              not to mention they got rid of jean segura for god knows who probably some trash............
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                                              • joco
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                                                • 04-24-11
                                                • 3242

                                                #24
                                                the question is....do we play them this afternoon tho....weaver at home..
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                                                • pronk
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                                                  • 11-22-08
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                                                  #25
                                                  Joco, are you crazy?
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                                                  • teaserpleaser
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                                                    #26
                                                    Mike trout and trumbo is a deal and a half....joe Blanton is a bum thats just flat out stealing... Howie is a bat I can deal with it Aybar is team leader longtime halo so I understand it. Weaver is Ace no need to comment on his money... Pujols numbers were declining in st Louis wanted him so bad was a bad deal in length we knew that but who could have predicted he would hit this bad have a lingering injury for this long but hes was going to make a killing where ever he landed. Hamilton that contract is okay halos needed the bat they don't regret Hamilton like they do pujols. Halos are still in the dodgers shadow here despite the world series and playoff runs here they needed to add some sticks to the lineup... Cj Wilson is throwing like an ace right now he would get a contract like that from somewhere else.
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                                                    • teaserpleaser
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by bankroll27
                                                      everything the angels do is shit.....pujols is terrible but atleast he gives some production....hamilton is the worse shit i ever seen...cj wilson is garbage....and u trade morales and hunter????.....smh fools
                                                      cj Wilson hasn't given up more than 3 runs in his last 4 starts he looked damn near unhittable his last outing he looks to be getting on track hes a pretty good #2... you can have pujols dude cant even run anymore with his injury hes albert he still catches a mistake every once and again like yesterday but he still missing pitches he used to crush in st Louis and getting himself out.
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                                                      • everythingred
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                                                        • 06-13-12
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                                                        #28
                                                        MIL +1.5 at 5 innings
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                                                        • jjgold
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                                                          • 07-20-05
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                                                          #29
                                                          got to question Hamilton also, was he on juice>> Pujos was but did not get caught.
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                                                          • pinnacle420
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                                                            • 10-01-12
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                                                            #30
                                                            "i speak no-english"-sammy sosa
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                                                            • BennyBigNuts
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by bankroll27
                                                              not to mention they got rid of jean segura for god knows who probably some trash............
                                                              I love Segura.
                                                              Kid's a beast.
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                                                              • Ghenghis Kahn
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                                                                • 01-02-12
                                                                • 19736

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by bankroll27
                                                                their entire starting pitching is pure shit....weaver only arm...frieri is nice though he had a shit game last night but dudes legit hes probably getting 8 bucks a game
                                                                do you watch the games or what? frieri is nice? you fukking kidding me? the guy never has 1,2,3 innings. always struggles.
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                                                                • BennyBigNuts
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Like I said, Weaver the only guy worth the big paychecks he's getting.
                                                                  Sick ownage today. Guy is definitely BACK
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                                                                  • BennyBigNuts
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                                                                    do you watch the games or what? frieri is nice? you fukking kidding me? the guy never has 1,2,3 innings. always struggles.
                                                                    Fieri is young isn't he?
                                                                    He lacks the head-game to be a closer. Refuses to throw strikes early in counts and with no men on base.
                                                                    BUT, he only makes 500k so basically he's great value for his numbers right now.
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                                                                    • jjgold
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                                                                      • 07-20-05
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Hamilton looks like at best an average baseball player and that is a stretch
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