Any barrelled in condiment cleptomaniacs here?Eat them as a snack?

[BrentCrude]

Has anyone here sunk so low that they grab as many condiments as they can possibly find wherever it may be in such places as convenience stores,fast food joints.etc Anyone ever get caught doing it?What excuse did you give?My girlfriend bought a few hot dogs here a few minutes ago and I came in to get the condiments?


Anyone store them in their vehicle and do a Sopranos New Jersey pine barrons Chrissy and Pauly survival technique with them?

[pico]

i don't think the minimum wage workers care. they just feel sorry for you

[Denunzio]

I always say extra ketchup and use that for my afternoon snack

[tullamore]

You guys remember that Soprano's episode where Christopher and Paulie are in the woods of Jersey chasing after a russian in the snow. Christopher is snaking on condiment packs in the abandon van they find. My favorite episode ever.