Worse thing you can do drunk.

[Panic]

Play Poker. Worse decision ever. You will lose all your money. That is my choice for #1.

[Casperwaits]

I will have a list up shortly

[AMBlai01]

Sleep with a 300lb woman...or man for that reason....you won't like yourself in the morning...

Ranking up there is also driving, yelling obscenities at cops (i have done this one, they don't like it) and calling everyone in your phonebook.

[onlooker]

Drive.

[InTheHole]

Drive

[Casperwaits]

10. Try to read an eye chart
9. Watch Schindler's List
8. Play duck duck goose
7. Drunk Dial and ex girlfriend
6. Body shots off of the "big boned but pretty face" girl at the end of the bar
5. Eat White Castle before 8PM
4. Order porn on Demand from parents TV
3. Bench press your weight
2. Put all your bankroll on 33 in a game of Roulette because you "feel lucky"
1. Convince yourself JJ Gold is your God and savior

[bigboydan]

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[Panic]

10. Try to read an eye chart
9. Watch Schindler's List
8. Play duck duck goose
7. Drunk Dial and ex girlfriend
6. Body shots off of the "big boned but pretty face" girl at the end of the bar
5. Eat White Castle before 8PM
4. Order porn on Demand from parents TV
3. Bench press your weight
2. Put all your bankroll on 33 in a game of Roulette because you "feel lucky"
1. Convince yourself JJ Gold is your God and savior

Great list, casper. I can relate to #3. I tried that and didnt get out of the hospital for 13 months.

[Denunzio]

By far the worst is having a drunk emotional breakdown crisis or w.e the **** it is infront of frieds/family/coworkers (w/e is the worst for you).

All the other shit you say.. oh yea i was drunk sry. DUI.. ppl get them oh well. Only thing worst is killing someone while DUI

[CS-Cedrick]

Fvck your sober wife, you'll end up calling her a different name.

[Panic]

Fvck your sober wife, you'll end up calling her a different name.

lol. nice.

[tullamore]

Fvck around with guns.

[diogee]

Driving at 110...punching out bedroom window in middle of winter...throw beer bottle through car window...fall out back of truck and land on neck while trying to shoot a rabbit...etc. Guess I know why I don't get drunk anymore.

[B1GER1C828]

10. Try to read an eye chart
9. Watch Schindler's List
8. Play duck duck goose
7. Drunk Dial and ex girlfriend
6. Body shots off of the "big boned but pretty face" girl at the end of the bar
5. Eat White Castle before 8PM
4. Order porn on Demand from parents TV
3. Bench press your weight
2. Put all your bankroll on 33 in a game of Roulette because you "feel lucky"
1. Convince yourself JJ Gold is your God and savior

Funny list, ive done number 2 sorta, but with the number 8 isntead of 33. I was trashed and it was me and my girlfriends both favorite number. I kept telling myself if she loved me it would hit. After bout 6 tries it hadnt hit so i txted her saying how shes a bitch for not loving me and that i didnt wanna talk to her anymore.

to sum up the story, the next day we got into a fight but it was all str8

[Panic]

Driving at 110...punching out bedroom window in middle of winter...throw beer bottle through car window...fall out back of truck and land on neck while trying to shoot a rabbit...etc. Guess I know why I don't get drunk anymore.

dio- if this is a true story, you have just moved up on my respect o meter.

[diogee]

dio- if this is a true story, you have just moved up on my respect o meter.

Unfortunately all true...rolled the stang at 110 trying to do a flyby on a friend. Punched out my bedroom window to get out of my room because I couldn't figure out how to get my door open. Left for Phoenix 5 hours later so the roomates had to deal with it. Threw an empty 40 of bud light through the back window of some shit talkers Pontiac ...falling out of the back of the truck (actually full size bronco with back window rolled down and shooting with gun on roof) is self-explanatory...never been in such brutal pain as those next few weeks.

[Chi_archie]

call your 11th grade girlfriend

[flyingillini]

signing up to lavalife and livelinks phone service, spending $199.99 on each for 8 hour blocks of time.

[Panic]

call your 11th grade girlfriend

You did this hammered, Chi?

[MarioBareseSP]

Drunk Dialing your AA Buddies to see if they would like to have a drink.

[B1GER1C828]

Drunk Dialing your AA Buddies to see if they would like to have a drink.

hahahahahahahahahahhhahahahaha

[Panic]

2nd worse would be hitting on your sister.

[Chi_archie]

You did this hammered, Chi?

not since I was 19 panic.... but I guess I just meant drunk dialing in general

[NBA Hero]

have your money on orl and wash? you know its a loser half way
anybody laughing on this?

[Shortstop]

Punched out my bedroom window to get out of my room because I couldn't figure out how to get my door open.

Diogee, that's fukkin' hilarious.

Hope you didn't get hurt too badly.

[diogee]

Diogee, that's fukkin' hilarious.

Hope you didn't get hurt too badly.

Just a few small cuts and a little gash halfway up my arm along with being extremely cold when got woke up to head to the airport in the morning.

[bigboydan]

In my early 20's I hit a cop car in the parking lot of the bar. I feel fortunate that their was no damage to either car and the owner of the bar got me out of that mess without resulting in an arrest.

[Panic]

In my early 20's I didnt have a car. I'm still poor. Fvck gambling.

[InTheHole]

Lick her in the front...poke her in the rear.

[diogee]

In my early 20's I hit a cop car in the parking lot of the bar. I feel fortunate that their was no damage to either car and the owner of the bar got me out of that mess without resulting in an arrest.

Awesome...I want to hit a cop car.

In my early 20's I didnt have a car. I'm still poor. Fvck gambling.

Yep...f*ck gambling. Wish I could go back to the day that f*cker asked me if I had ever thought about betting and wanted an account.

[krk1030]

Officiate a USC vs Washington basketball game.

[Panic]

Gambling is the worse disease ever. And yet, here I am staying up to watch Poker After Dark. I am sick.

[bigboydan]

Awesome...I want to hit a cop car.

I highly recommend it Diogee.

Definitely something I'll never forget or live down. In fact to this day I still hear about it every so often.

[Tsoprano]

Solid list Casper.

[RogueJuror]

danny in the third world we fight cops