anyone ever been to Brazil?

[mmike032]

my brother has been informed that he will be going to Brazil next week for work. He works for a forestry company that bought some land there.
He says they will land in the Amazon somewhere and than have to drive 1500 miles to San Paulo(?)

if anyone has ever been, how safe is it driving across Brazil?
I heard lots of stories about gorilla forces kidnapping people and holding them for ransom in these south American countries.

could be a cool trip but at the same time could be a little skectchy.
I'm sure he will be packing heat if he's allowed too.

[MilfDriller]

living in the middle of nowhere. nice.

[Panic]

Yes. Dont like it at all.

[MilfDriller]

only been in the cities. couldn't really tell you. been in other South American countries and not really a problem.... tho you are talking about city to jungle, which is a different story.

[durito]

if anyone has ever been, how safe is it driving across Brazil?
I heard lots of stories about gorilla forces kidnapping people and holding them for ransom in these south American countries.

Gorilla forces?

[durito]

Sao Paolo is one of the biggest, modern, thriving cities in the world.



There are no guerrilla groups in Brazil.

[RogueJuror]

He's gonna be landing in Manaus, the door city to the Amazons. Should be safe in the roads. Now been safe in the city is a whole 'nother matter.

[Chi_archie]

girls got nice bumps in brazil...that's all i know

[Chi_archie]

mmike you should go visit him after he is established.... you could do porn with brazilian girls...

call it...I don't know

Mmikeinbrazil com

[mmike032]

Gorilla forces?

yep, they are ruthless

[MilfDriller]

I wouldn't call San Pablo thriving and modern. It's just huge and a giant shit hole. You still don't drink the water.

[mmike032]

mmike you should go visit him after he is established.... you could do porn with brazilian girls...

call it...I don't know

Mmikeinbrazil com

might be a some copywrite issues to deal with first

he's just going for a week or 2. business trip.

[durito]

I wouldn't call San Pablo thriving and modern. It's just huge and a giant shit hole. You still don't drink the water.

That's because you are an idiot.

[mmike032]

I wouldn't call San Pablo thriving and modern. It's just huge and a giant shit hole. You still don't drink the water.

today he had to go and get all kind of vaccines
ie. yellow fever whatever the fvck that is

[durito]

today he had to go and get all kind of vaccines
ie. yellow fever whatever the fvck that is

That's for the jungle.

[Panic]

The best thing about Brazil is the islands. Trust me. Take a look at them if you get a chance.

[mmike032]

He's gonna be landing in Manaus, the door city to the Amazons. Should be safe in the roads. Now been safe in the city is a whole 'nother matter.

why would they land in Manaus if going to Sao paulo? just looked on a map and thats a long way for Sao paulo
Sao Paulo doesnt have airports?

[durito]

why would they land in Manaus if going to Sao paulo? just looked on a map and thats a long way for Sao paulo
Sao Paulo doesnt have airports?

you said they were driving 1,500 miles to sao paolo. i'd certainly be flying.

[RogueJuror]

why would they land in Manaus if going to Sao paulo? just looked on a map and thats a long way for Sao paulo
Sao Paulo doesnt have airports?

you said they were arriving there, no idea why. busiest airport in latin america is in sao paulo.

[Panic]

why would they land in Manaus if going to Sao paulo? just looked on a map and thats a long way for Sao paulo
Sao Paulo doesnt have airports?

I dont think thats what he meant. Sao has an airport.

[Panic]

you said they were arriving there, no idea why. busiest airport in latin america is in sao paulo.

lol. you the man.

[mmike032]

IDK, he just told me they were flying into the Amazon somewhere and than making thier way to Paulo.
maybe they will be working in more than one area.

how much hookers cost there?

[RogueJuror]

from $10 to $5,000

median $25

[Devo]

I been to rio quite a few times for Carnival. Major blast, pretty much timed with Mardi Gras - 40 days before Easter. Lots of drink, lots of smelly trim - a blast until you go with your wife.

[MilfDriller]

That's because you are an idiot.

you ever been there, you idiot? you have no idea if you think San Pablo is a thriving and modern city, maricon

[Bluehorseshoe]

My friend is from San Paolo and he says kidnapping there is an everyday thing.

[MilfDriller]

blue, you're right. durito don't know what the fock he's talking about if he thinks it's a modern and thriving city... try visiting the city and then making that stupid ass comment.

what a focking retard.

next he's gonna say is that there's no kidnappings in Colombia. dumb maricon

[Bread]

No but if I ever did go, I would LOVE to meet Marcia from the Bret Michael's Rock of Love Bus. AY YI YI!!





Can I get an Amen!??!

[pavyracer]

Safer than Detroit or East St.Louis ghettos. He will be fine. Tell him to drink plenty of caipirinhas.

[Tsoprano]

C'mon Mike, we all know your always in Brazil.