I told my wife I don't mind if she has sex with another man...

[MilfDriller]

She got all upset. First off, she was in one of those 'senstive' female moments where if a fire alarm goes off, she bursts in waterfall tears.


Anyways, I just want to **** her hot sister. Am I going about this the right way?

[so im zach]

yes.

[CS-Cedrick]

Anyways, I just want to **** her hot sister. Am I going about this the right way?

[Slanina]

She got all upset. First off, she was in one of those 'senstive' female moments where if a fire alarm goes off, she bursts in waterfall tears.


Anyways, I just want to **** her hot sister. Am I going about this the right way?

I hope this is a joke. If you are serious I would say you got married about 10 years earlier than you should've. wow

[awhitejackson]

She'll eventually burn you for this one....Chicks are sooo much better at these sorts of games... But if you already said it you might as well pray for the slim chance you got left.......

[Deuce]

Well you will never fukk her sister unless...

A. Her sister already wants to.
B. She does not have a strong relationship with her sister.
C. You're an inbred hillybilly fukk.
D. Fukk yourself.

[Shortstop]

Well you will never fukk her sister unless...

A. Her sister already wants to.
B. She does not have a strong relationship with her sister.
C. You're an inbred hillybilly fukk.
D. Fukk yourself.

What does fukking your wife's sister have to do with being an "inbred hillybilly fukk"

[MilfDriller]

I don't see how these words are not good... I mean, all my ****ing wife does is not listen to 99% of what I say and she flips and twists 100% of what I say into some kind of insane female logic.

I never mentioned her sister to her.

Anyways, what she can say in the future..... 'You told me I could go **** some one else'

My response: Yep

Her response: (if she ****ed another dude) Well, I did.

My response: (while setting beer down and looking away from the game for a moment) Sounds good. You're not pregnant, are you?

[MilfDriller]

1. well, her sister does want me to fock her. she knows it, I know it.

2. they are sisters that love each other but brutally hate each other. my dick is stronger (and bigger) then their relationship

3. hillbilly? I want to **** my wife's hot big-titted sister.... I don't want to **** my sister

4. go **** myself? huh?

[awhitejackson]

Male 29 years old, 6'1" 195lbs...I would happily bang your wife and promise not to impregnate her....IM me, with pics and instructions...thanks

[CS-Cedrick]

Why don't you just fvck both of 'em?

[Iwinyourmoney]

Pictures of wife

[awhitejackson]

Pictures of wife

See my above post Iwin...You will have to go second sir..

[rookie]

Didn't you say in some other thread that your wife is fat ? Then , why would any other man **** her ?

[MilfDriller]

Actually, I do have a pic of her masturbating (about 15 lbs ago) and she's on her knees.... but I would have to Photoshop her face and other stuff out of the picture.

O/c, I don't know how Photoshop works.

... awj, you make a good point. I hate the bitch (maybe that's too strong) but I don't think I'd like you to fock her.

I think I'd rather just get rid of her.... Peterson style. (and still **** her sister)

[sportsguy04]

What a lucky man.

[MilfDriller]

I would say now she's about 135 lbs. 5'6"

She was a hot whore at 110 lbs with prize winning nipples.

[MilfDriller]

Sportsguy, I see you pumped out one of that lady's front teeth with your thimble-pumper.

You naughty.

[sportsguy04]

See my above post Iwin...You will have to go second sir..

Sir, based on the picture I would say you guys could meet up locally over there in West Virginia.

[MilfDriller]

I used to live next to West Virginia.... that pic above looks like a beauty queen from that 3rd world country called West Virginia.

[awhitejackson]

OMG this coming from degenerates like you....I just cant be offended by that...Sportsguy suck my fukkin dick and stay in the beautiful midwest ....Like Im going to be insulted by a guy from Ohio......Cincy no less...

[raydog]

I would say now she's about 135 lbs. 5'6"

She was a hot whore at 110 lbs with prize winning nipples.

aahaha, and this make believe woman is supposed to be hotter than my girl who is 5'4 105 with mammoth juggs??? dude, dont wake up your mommy and daddy when you go to the bathroom. for fuksakes sbr, where do these kids come from...

[sportsguy04]

OMG this coming from degenerates like you....I just cant be offended by that...Sportsguy suck my fukkin dick and stay in the beautiful midwest ....Like Im going to be insulted by a guy from Ohio......Cincy no less...

Buddy, relax its a joke. If anyone ever got offended by a comment on a forum then they shouldnt be posting. Hmm.. must of been the avater that gave it away.

As you can see I cant detect sarcasm or seriouness in posts.

[yisman]

Male 29 years old, 6'1" 195lbs...I would happily bang your wife and promise not to impregnate her....IM me, with pics and instructions...thanks

give this guy a diagram of what to do with his penis when he meets your wife.

You need to be expressive with the lines and images.

[yisman]

Actually, I do have a pic of her masturbating (about 15 lbs ago) and she's on her knees.... but I would have to Photoshop her face and other stuff out of the picture.

Screw photoshop. You don't need to photoshop anything. I need to see this pic.

[awhitejackson]

give this guy a diagram of what to do with his penis when he meets your wife.

You need to be expressive with the lines and images.

Sarcasm is lost on you....Take the time to read through the words and vocalize when needed. da da daaaaaa

[awhitejackson]

Buddy, relax its a joke. If anyone ever got offended by a comment on a forum then they shouldnt be posting. Hmm.. must of been the avater that gave it away.

As you can see I cant detect sarcasm or seriouness in posts.

I take particular offense to these types of posts sometimes...Didnt mean to come off as a dick...Im relaxed...understand it was a joke No offense to you ok

[sportsguy04]

I take particular offense to these types of posts sometimes...Didnt mean to come off as a dick...Im relaxed...understand it was a joke No offense to you ok

Eh its all good. No offense taken and no offense intended for you.

[wtf]

milf,

* keep us posted
* please ignore duece he is a closet fag desperate for jj's two inches
* rather see photo of hot sister if possible

[yisman]

Sarcasm is lost on you....Take the time to read through the words and vocalize when needed. da da daaaaaa

do you have a ****ing sense of humor? Do you know what smilies are used for?

[betplom]

I told my wife I don't mind if she has sex with another man...

She got all upset. First off, she was in one of those 'senstive' female moments where if a fire alarm goes off, she bursts in waterfall tears.

Anyways, I just want to **** her hot sister. Am I going about this the right way?

I can see exactly why this backfired, you weren't enthusiastic enough about it. "Hey honey, I don't mind if you want to do another guy", boooooring.
Now maybe if you said:
"Hey honey it would really excite me if you banged some other dude and told me all about it or even made a video I could masterbate to, that would really make me feel special".

Then tell her you would like to reciprocate and make her feel special by doing the sister and videotaping it!

Try that instead, my guess is you'll be banging her sister in no time.

[pico]

i kind of want to fvck my cousin but she is in love with my brother. how do i go about to convince her that she has no chance with my brother so i can bang her hot ass?

[seaborneq]

She got all upset. First off, she was in one of those 'senstive' female moments where if a fire alarm goes off, she bursts in waterfall tears.


Anyways, I just want to **** her hot sister. Am I going about this the right way?

Milf, You are on the bridge to nowhere. Keep going and don't turn around.

[Richkas]

She got all upset. First off, she was in one of those 'senstive' female moments where if a fire alarm goes off, she bursts in waterfall tears.


Anyways, I just want to **** her hot sister. Am I going about this the right way?

You shouldnt be married.

[rookie]

i kind of want to fvck my cousin but she is in love with my brother. how do i go about to convince her that she has no chance with my brother so i can bang her hot ass?

suggest a threesome