Ever wonder what your prison name would be

[bigboydan]

Here's one way of finding out.

http://www.prisonbitchname.com/

[Iwinyourmoney]

I am: The Scatmaster

[tullamore]

i just got Ben Dover, I ****ed in more ways than 1 if I go to prison.

[Teela]

Mouth-Mangler? Seriously?!

I can't believe I wasted 30 seconds on that.

[SBR Lou]

Turd Burglar

[louisvillekid]

Ass Master. can't believe i got that one. I like my porn name better, the one where you combine your first pets name and the street you grew up on, mine is Bo Springbrook.

[VegasDave]

Skankster

[VegasDave]

Ass Master. can't believe i got that one. I like my porn name better, the one where you combine your first pets name and the street you grew up on, mine is Bo Springbrook.

Damn that makes me Sonny Baldwin hahaha

[SlickFazzer]

Bruce

[Bet Shooter]

If you just wear your boxers on backwards everywhere in prison, its easier to get around.


Kid, my porn name is Duke Ball Farm.

[louisvillekid]

Damn that makes me Sonny Baldwin hahaha

Sonny Baldwin would probably work for a porn name, you could just be an outcast of the Baldwin family of actors.

[Immortality]

Catcher's Mitt

[RogueScholar]

Turd Burglar! I got the same as Lou, I wonder if that's like being cellies in prison...Don't worry Lou, I was a fantastic celly, and I'll take all your money in Tonk any day of the week.

Oh, and my porn name is Hampton McPherson.

[curious]

I already know what my prison name is...

Ghostmaker

[ryanspeer2001]

Prison name = Turd Burgler

Porn name = April Tuscany, if that isn't a porn name I don't know what is.

[pavyracer]

I typed my name and it said my prison name is Rogue Scholar.

[RogueScholar]

In case anyone was wondering at the various possible results out of that little script, I snagged the array out of it to post here. A few good ones in there.

"Jizz Mouth", "Needle Dick", "Bung Boy","Cornholio", "Ben Dover", "Gummer", "Catcher's Mitt", "He Bitch", "Mangina", "Man Hole", "Howard Sperm", "Tiny Hiney", "Dirt Devil", "Nappy Hole", "B.F. Goodlick", "Chin Painter", "Skin Flautist", "Fudge Packer", "Ass Master", "Fruit Loop", "Skidmarks","The Beaver", "Golden Boy", "The Receptacle", "Goo Gobbler", "Stroker", "Queenie", "The Scatmaster", "The Wanker", "Butt Whore", "Lips", "Turd Burglar", "Soap Jockey", "Moustache Girl", "Wannabe", "George's Bush", "Butt Blaster", "Donkey Schlong", "Hung-Like-A-Horse", "Deep Throat", "Bowel Boy", "3 Dollar Bill", "Screw's Choice", "Famous Anus", "Tush Taster", "The Rear Queer", "Bruce", "Honey Hole", "Rump Ranger", "Ankle Grabber", "Dirtbox Demon", "The Gerbil", "Butt Slammer", "Pillow Biter", "Shirt Lifter", "Liberace", "Cream of Meat", "Skank Cunt", "Mouth-Mangler", "Cheney's Dick", "The Perv", "Hung Muther", "Shower Stalker", "Heywood Djeblomi", "Fist ****er", "The One-Eyed Ogre", "Horse Hung Harry", "Squealing Piglet", "Queer Johnny", "Boy Bitch", "Sodom Insane", "Whore", "Dildo Head", "Nut Buster", "*** Stain", "Glory Hole", "Finger ****er", "Backroom Baller", "Double Fisted", "Skankster", "Count Suckula", "The Undertaker", "The Piss Guzzler", "Shit Eater", "Gotti's Boy", "Jailhouse Cock", "Wish Bone", "Fudge Sucker", "**** Stick", "Rim Shot", "Ass Eater"

[bigboydan]

I had a feeling this thread would turn in this direction.

[RogueScholar]

I typed my name and it said my prison name is Rogue Scholar.

Pavy, if you don't stop flirting with me, I'm gonna insist you join me at the baths in San Francisco, so I can report back on how well you've maintained your Army Ranger physique.

I'm curious (not the poster, the state of mind), is "Miss South Dakota" not quite the superlative title that we've been led to believe? There's only 750,000 people in South Dakota, less than within the city limits of San Francisco. I've seen Miss San Francisco and I have to say I've seen a lot better.

[SlickFazzer]

Do they supply rubbers and lubricants in prison?

thanks.

[pavyracer]

I wouldn't call having a male prison bitch name flirting. Unless you enjoy scooping bar soap in the showers when it slips from your hands.

[RogueScholar]

I wouldn't call having a male prison bitch name flirting. Unless you enjoy scooping bar soap in the showers when it slips from your hands.

Yeah, but Rogue Scholar wasn't in the array, meaning that you selected it for yourself in an effort to get closer with me. I'm on to your ways Pavy, I know when I'm being flirted with.

[pavyracer]

It's not my problem that Rogue Scholar is a favorite prison bitch name.

[RogueScholar]

Oh so you've already acquired it for yourself in an actual prison setting?

[Casperwaits]

Mine is Gotti's Boy...nice

[Chi_archie]

Iwinyourcigerettebutts

[bigboydan]

Do they supply rubbers and lubricants in prison?

thanks.

Ask Boy George, Slick.