Is someone pulling a joke on me???

[Iwinyourmoney]

This was on AOL IM today. The pictures she sent me are fukin hot! My buddy is going with me to the bar tonight to see wtf is goin on. I do not remember talking to her at all, but I was hammered.



CHICK is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
CHICK (8:44:13 AM): hey
CHICK signed off at 9:38:57 AM.
CHICK (12:28:26 PM): hey
CHICK went idle at 1:11:38 PM.
CHICK returned at 1:11:38 PM.
Hart1583 (1:11:41 PM): hey
CHICK (1:57:13 PM): hey
CHICK (1:57:50 PM): u there
Hart1583 (2:03:39 PM): yes im here
Hart1583 (2:04:52 PM): are u there
CHICK went idle at 2:09:35 PM.
CHICK returned at 2:16:21 PM.
CHICK (2:16:24 PM): i am here
Hart1583 (2:18:25 PM): who is this
CHICK (2:18:36 PM): ashley 23.bifemale IL
Hart1583 (2:18:44 PM): pics?
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Hart1583 (2:19:42 PM): whered u get my IM from?
CHICK (2:19:54 PM): jager and from you
Hart1583 (2:20:21 PM): have we met? you are very beautiful
Hart1583 (2:22:11 PM): i would remember meeting someone like you
Hart1583 (2:25:34 PM): are u there?
CHICK (2:26:49 PM): yes and yes we talk at jager and you gave me your screen name
Hart1583 (2:27:06 PM): when was this?
CHICK (2:27:13 PM): friday night
Hart1583 (2:28:33 PM): Where are you from
CHICK (2:28:49 PM): east peoria
Hart1583 (2:29:26 PM): you have myspace?
CHICK (2:29:33 PM): nope sorry
Hart1583 (2:30:04 PM): Do you know any of my friends?
CHICK (2:30:12 PM): not that i know of
Hart1583 (2:30:55 PM): how long did we talk for
CHICK (2:31:02 PM): for about 15 mins
Hart1583 (2:31:45 PM): hmm. Well, Im glad we met u are beautiful
CHICK (2:32:02 PM): right now i am looking to get laid are you intersested
Hart1583 (2:32:31 PM): .......ok ya I know this is a joke now
CHICK (2:32:37 PM): it not
Hart1583 (2:32:52 PM): i dont remember talking to u at all
CHICK (2:32:57 PM): we did
CHICK (2:34:29 PM): we can you help me out
Hart1583 (2:34:59 PM): i dont buy this sorry
CHICK (2:35:08 PM): ok fine what ever
Hart1583 (2:35:16 PM): whats my name?
CHICK (2:35:20 PM): Jeff
Hart1583 (2:35:29 PM): where do I work
CHICK (2:35:57 PM): I cant rember off had i think you dont work
Hart1583 (2:36:07 PM): what did we talk about?
CHICK (2:36:43 PM): just how cute i thought you were and then i left with some of my girlfriends
Hart1583 (2:36:57 PM): what was I wearing
CHICK (2:37:05 PM): jeans and a shirt
Hart1583 (2:37:54 PM): did I give u my number?
CHICK (2:41:36 PM): no
Hart1583 (2:44:16 PM): this doesnt add up to me
CHICK (2:44:27 PM): want to meet
Hart1583 (2:44:46 PM): Ill meet you tonight at a bar
CHICK (2:44:56 PM): time and place
Hart1583 (2:46:23 PM): where do u like to go?
Hart1583 (2:47:16 PM): Jprez?
Hart1583 (2:51:26 PM): Jprez at 11:15 tonight
Hart1583 (2:53:35 PM): well?
CHICK went idle at 2:55:55 PM.
CHICK (3:08:11 PM): ok i will be there and you want me to dress slut or normal
CHICK (3:08:16 PM): slutty
Hart1583 (3:08:30 PM): dress how ever u like
CHICK (3:08:36 PM): what would you like to see
Hart1583 (3:08:46 PM): whatever u like
CHICK (3:08:54 PM): i would like you to pick
Hart1583 (3:09:01 PM): dress normal
CHICK (3:09:04 PM): k
CHICK (3:09:28 PM): see you tonight
Hart1583 (3:09:38 PM): you want my number in case u cant make it?
CHICK (3:09:44 PM): sure
Hart1583 (3:09:47 PM): 4727459
CHICK (3:10:10 PM): k
Hart1583 (3:10:21 PM): u?
CHICK (3:10:29 PM): apartment
Hart1583 (3:10:38 PM): where u work at
CHICK (3:10:52 PM): Fastney Land
Hart1583 (3:11:16 PM): u mean fantasy land?
CHICK (3:11:29 PM): yes sorry for the miss spell
Hart1583 (3:11:34 PM): so ur a dancer?
CHICK (3:11:40 PM): yep is that bad
Hart1583 (3:11:56 PM): nah its cool. I have facial hair now so I look different then friday night
CHICK (3:12:23 PM): so if we deicide to **** tonight we going to do it at your place or mine
Hart1583 (3:12:33 PM): have to be urs
CHICK (3:12:44 PM): k you into 3 ways
Hart1583 (3:12:57 PM): what dude isnt
CHICK (3:13:01 PM): ever do one
Hart1583 (3:13:07 PM): no
CHICK (3:13:15 PM): do you know bi girls
Hart1583 (3:13:26 PM): nope
CHICK (3:13:42 PM): oh so you dont have any one to join us
Hart1583 (3:13:49 PM): nope dont u
CHICK (3:13:52 PM): yes

[jjgold]

When do the stories end??

[SlickFazzer]

Iwin you expect us to read through all that gibberish...

[Iwinyourmoney]

JJ.......im trying figure out if someone is pulling a prank on me pal, which Im pretty sure i happening

[Iwinyourmoney]

Iwin you expect us to read through all that gibberish...

Yes, no1 has anything better to do

[VegasDave]

When do the stories end??

Your one to talk

[Deuce]

From what I see you're either getting a fast one put on you by your ex, a bro, a 45 year old man, or a midget. This isn't real, don't get your hopes up. Do post pics of fake hooker though.

[Junkyard Dog]

i cant see the pics

[compaqDikk]

ex girlfriend playing a cruel joke.

take me off your text daily pick list

[SBR Lou]

I don't buy it, Iwin. Must be one of your friends with nothing better to do.

[roasthawg]

Probably real...worth a shot at least.

[fiveteamer]

Iwin is having a nervous break down.

[mmike032]

its a setup,
shes going to get you back to her place and then 4 men in skimask are going to rob you and beat the hell out of you

[SBR Lou]

its a setup,
shes going to get you back to her place and then 4 men in skimask are going to rob you and beat the hell out of you

Yeah dude, sounds like your ex might be up to something here.

[Deuce]

Should have asked for this whores number first. Met at an open place like a shopping mall or large establishment, had back up near by. Pack heat, etc.

[compaqDikk]

this happened to vegasDave (vd). he wound up in a sex clinic and tested positive for 13.5 stds and missed a week of work because his antioboitics buried him

vegas dave learn how to put rubber on son

[The Seer]

this conversation was better:

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/131281-better-get-me-votes-legendary.html#post1353263

[Teela]

I don't buy it, Iwin. Must be one of your friends with nothing better to do.

Maybe it's just a creative friend that is just trying to get him going, and it's not a case of not having anything better to do?

However, I think it's more of the ex.

[VegasDave]

I see no reason why it wouldn't be true.

Extremely hot girls have a lot of trouble getting laid, thats why they need to go on AIM hunting for guys. I feel bad for really hot girls, especially exotic dancers. They just don't ever have any guys interested in giving it to them.

[Deuce]

I see no reason why it wouldn't be true.

Extremely hot girls have a lot of trouble getting laid, thats why they need to go on AIM hunting for guys. I feel bad for really hot girls, especially exotic dancers. They just don't ever have any guys interested in giving it to them.

Your sarcasm is weak. Step it up.

[VegasDave]

This is my favorite part though...

CHICK (3:08:11 PM): ok i will be there and you want me to dress slut or normal
CHICK (3:08:16 PM): slutty
Hart1583 (3:08:30 PM): dress how ever u like
CHICK (3:08:36 PM): what would you like to see
Hart1583 (3:08:46 PM): whatever u like
CHICK (3:08:54 PM): i would like you to pick
Hart1583 (3:09:01 PM): dress normal

Even though Iwin is relatively sure this is a joke, on the off chance that it isn't, he'd like her to show a little decency in public

[Iwinyourmoney]

Ex is at work and not childish like that one bit. Me and my buddy where going there anyways. I will be talking a pocket knife if it gets bad

[mmike032]

dont take a pocket knife to a gun fight.
you need a .44

[Iwinyourmoney]

Good call. My buddy has an unregistered 9. I will pack, will keep in my car in case she is real and I go there

[SBR Lou]

Maybe it's just a creative friend that is just trying to get him going, and it's not a case of not having anything better to do?

Sounds familiar.

[fiveteamer]

Very smart thing to announce on a public posting forum sir.

well done.

[VegasDave]

Wow, an illegal gun, really?

You really think someone wants you dead?

You are going to show up to the bar, she is real, she says lets go back to my place, you go in packing because you think its a trap where she leads you into a room with guys waiting for you?

That seems even more unlikely then the booty call actually being real?

Do you have enemies? Its just a prank dude, relax.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Very smart thing to announce on a public posting forum sir.

well done.

I made it pal

[Iwinyourmoney]

CrazyL will be posted in the pictures in a moment

[SBR Lou]

Posting pics per request:

[mmike032]

VegasDave, IWIN is loaded.
this chick cased him out at the bar while he was throwing bills around the other night but was to drunk to realize it. She knows he drives a Mazeratti also. She goes home and tells her pimp about it and they put the plan together. Since IWIN doesnt do blow the only way to lure him into the trap was with pussy.

Leave the wallet at home tonight IWIN, than you'll just get your ass whipped and car stolen but still have some cash

[Boner_18]

Tell her that you would like to meet her at the bar and are down with the threesome but first she must send you a money order for $500 to complete the application... Oh different scam.

[mmike032]

Posting pics per request:

WOW, thats a risk I willing to take

[pavyracer]

Pull my leg

[Iwinyourmoney]

Pavy these pictures have to be stolen from a myspace or something. Is this a big setup for robbery?