Nicky I Want To Be On Your SBR Hockey Team

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Nicky I Want To Be On Your SBR Hockey Team
  • Nicky Santoro
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-08-08
    • 16103

    #2
    you want to be on my hockey team?? that was the worst display of hockey i have ever seen

    1- you check like a girl.. you go in hands first, not shoulder first
    2- you were out of breath the whole time, so you are out of shape
    3- you can't skate.. can you fight on skates? you'll fall on your ass and get hurt.
    4- if you swing like that at his ankles, you are not facing a 2 min penalty, you are facing a 25 game suspension..


    sorry, but after that hockey demo, i think we will pass on having you on our team.. let me see, how can i put it mildly....ummmm... ummmmm... oh yea................. YOU SUCK..
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    • poetwarrior41
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 06-20-08
      • 963

      #3
      Gold might be the worse athlete on the Forum, good move not putting him on the squad Nicky.
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      • onthewhat
        Restricted User
        • 05-14-08
        • 15411

        #4
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        • PuckOff
          SBR MVP
          • 02-14-07
          • 2395

          #5
          Canadians are all finesse players yet it's Canadians who lead the NHL in fighting majors/PIM's. JJ, do your homework before spouting off BS like this.
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          • PuckOff
            SBR MVP
            • 02-14-07
            • 2395

            #6
            Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
            you want to be on my hockey team?? that was the worst display of hockey i have ever seen

            1- you check like a girl.. you go in hands first, not shoulder first
            2- you were out of breath the whole time, so you are out of shape
            3- you can't skate.. can you fight on skates? you'll fall on your ass and get hurt.
            4- if you swing like that at his ankles, you are not facing a 2 min penalty, you are facing a 25 game suspension..


            sorry, but after that hockey demo, i think we will pass on having you on our team.. let me see, how can i put it mildly....ummmm... ummmmm... oh yea................. YOU SUCK..
            Nicky,
            Let me know when my services are required. I play C, RW (my off wing) and a little LW. I will fit in nicely on the #1 PP Unit and if need be I can work the point on the 2nd PP unit.

            As mentioned to you in the past I have an Al MacInnis like cannon of a shot and I am willing to drop the gloves to protect either myself or stand up for a teammate. Even Deuce!!!
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            • Nicky Santoro
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-08-08
              • 16103

              #7
              Originally posted by PuckOff
              Nicky,
              Let me know when my services are required. I play C, RW (my off wing) and a little LW. I will fit in nicely on the #1 PP Unit and if need be I can work the point on the 2nd PP unit.

              As mentioned to you in the past I have an Al MacInnis like cannon of a shot and I am willing to drop the gloves to protect either myself or stand up for a teammate. Even Deuce!!!
              i already put you on my team as a LW.. didn't you read the thread?

              Look at Post #24

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              • PuckOff
                SBR MVP
                • 02-14-07
                • 2395

                #8
                NIcky,

                I did not see or read the thread. Was this thread started over the weekend? Anyways, can you juggle yoru lineup a bit. I shoot left, but played Center and my off wing my entire life. My one timer form the right side is LETHAL. Can you let me know if you can slot my in as your #1 center or #1 rw'er?

                What are your thoughts for the PP units. I am also awesome on the PK unit as I am a tenacious forechecker.

                Let me know Chief!!!
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                • flyingillini
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 12-06-06
                  • 41219

                  #9
                  I would want Goldstein on my team any day of the week.
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                  • poetwarrior41
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 06-20-08
                    • 963

                    #10
                    Nicky ive never ice skated before, but played alot of street hockey as a kid, i shoot left handed. Any chance of me getting on the squad?
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                    • Deuce
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 01-12-08
                      • 29843

                      #11
                      Guy is chucked, failed fukkin athalete.
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                      • Nicky Santoro
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-08-08
                        • 16103

                        #12
                        no problem pucker you got Center. i'll take the wing.. i'm a grinder, pucker. and i can put the puck in the net. i've got great hands.. you can't move me from the crease. I screen the goalie alot, great at tipping in shots and great on rebounds

                        poet, no problem, but if you can't skate, how will you play? if this is street hockey, you're in.. in fact, i hope it's street hockey cause we will have an easier time. i haven't skated in a few yrs. i am a tad rusty..
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                        • poetwarrior41
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 06-20-08
                          • 963

                          #13
                          Im going to go to Sports Authority today and pick up a street hockey stick.
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                          • poetwarrior41
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 06-20-08
                            • 963

                            #14
                            Originally posted by flyingillini
                            I would want Goldstein on my team any day of the week.
                            How do you breath with you nose sooooooo far up Gold's ass?
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                            • element1286
                              Restricted User
                              • 02-25-08
                              • 3370

                              #15
                              Nicky, 5'11, 185, D, my best attribute is my skating ability, and I move the puck very well in transition. Not a great finisher in close, but I can run the point on the pp. Would say my game is similar to Brent Seabrook.

                              Can also play third line center, checker/energy guy. Maybe Max Talbot.
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                              • Deuce
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 01-12-08
                                • 29843

                                #16
                                Put me down as RW. I play quite a bit like a mix of Dino Ciccarelli, Tomas Holmstrom, and Brett Hull. I am a machine around the pipes, know where and when to shoot, am a bruiser, have a shot that will leave the goalie scratching his melon.
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  Nicky I need to be on this team even if just a guy to instigate, Nicky know one is better than me at this game. I can throw guys off their games.
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                                  • fiveteamer
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 04-14-08
                                    • 10805

                                    #18
                                    Douche, you can be on penalty kill.

                                    I expect you to take many pucks in the ribs.
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                                    • Nicky Santoro
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-08-08
                                      • 16103

                                      #19
                                      element, you're in.. we were short and weak on D, but you just filled in that hole..

                                      as for JJ, i am still not sold. maybe throw him on the 3rd line..too much out of shape and doesn't understand hockey too well. he's an ok athlete, but just not at hockey.
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                                      • ryanspeer2001
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 03-30-08
                                        • 3149

                                        #20
                                        Hey nicky where do I stand on your team again? Put jj and I as your starting d and as he instigates the other team I can. Destroy them blind sided.
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                                        • onthewhat
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 05-14-08
                                          • 15411

                                          #21
                                          Nicky, JJ can be the coach. He is good at working the refs
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                                          • PuckOff
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 02-14-07
                                            • 2395

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                            element, you're in.. we were short and weak on D, but you just filled in that hole..

                                            as for JJ, i am still not sold. maybe throw him on the 3rd line..too much out of shape and doesn't understand hockey too well. he's an ok athlete, but just not at hockey.
                                            I don't want JJ on the Team especially if I am the captain. I also think fiveteamer is from Canada. Good hockey blood lines if he is. Hold a spot for him until we can verify his citizenship.
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                                            • PuckOff
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 02-14-07
                                              • 2395

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by onthewhat
                                              Nicky, JJ can be the coach. He is good at working the refs
                                              I think JJ is knowledgeable when it comes to Cockey, but not Hockey.

                                              I don't think he would be able to keep the right line combination's together. I see a lot of bench minors if he is named coach.
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