How long has it been...
...since you've gotten good and laid? Now I'm not talking about pity sex from the wife/girlfriend/boyfriend, I'm talking about sex so good that you didn't have the breath to smoke a cigarette afterwards. Sex is like air, you don't miss it until it's gone, and after a couple weeks of being single I'm about ready to check out Craigslist.
In the words of the great Papa Bush, a/k/a Bush 41:
"This will not stand!"
In the words of the great Papa Bush, a/k/a Bush 41:
"This will not stand!"