Official condolences book of God's loss to Satan

[pavyracer]

Dear God,

I am sorry for your loss. You fought Satan hard but Satan's wearing Red tonight.

Your servant,

Pavy Racer

P.S. I'll see you in Hell!

[Scorpion]

sATAN IS BALD AND HAS HAIRY BLACK

[RogueScholar]

Dear God,

Why didn't you use your powers to make the Line Judge throw a pass interference flag on the Eagles final 4th down? Did we do something to anger you during the game? I know I was too hungover to attend Mass this morning, but if you let me win this wager I SWEAR I was going to the Mass in Spanish and putting half of it in the offering basket. But since you didn't come through, I guess I'll never get to prove my love to you in that way.

Thanks for nothing,

RogueScholar

[pavyracer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FRtkek-Et4

[Tsoprano]

Dear God,

Hello.

--Tsoprano

[pimike]

God always wins

[pavyracer]

Tell that to Eagles bettors. It was revealed in a dream and verified by Father Bertoli that God's wish was Eagles win.