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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    SBR Basketball Team
  • 3PtShooter
    SBR MVP
    • 04-13-08
    • 3936

    #2
    Put me in coach I'm ready to play
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    • tullamore
      SBR MVP
      • 07-17-07
      • 3586

      #3
      Nicky can we get odds on which player would be the first to shave points?
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      • Nicky Santoro
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-08-08
        • 16103

        #4
        jj, you're a great coach, and a great motivator too.. now i know why they call you coach.. now here's the problem. the only good thing here is that you made me the go to man..i am a lifetime 68% shooter from the field, so when you ordered them to give me the ball at all times, you only played the percentages.. good job.

        now the bad thing.. how do you expect us to win with this roster? Onner in the lineup will hurt us. he's 6'1, 118 lbs.. and he's young with no experience at all. then you got deuce who has no basketball experience at all, and also too young with no experience. he only plays hockey.. ( and so he says).. and here's the worst one. you make RJ the center? are you nuts, jj?? did you see his display this year at the batting cage? he swings like a girl and does 360's when he swings and almost falls on his ass.. he might very well be the worst athlete at sbr. we need to add size and strength inside and have posters who can take it to the hole easier.

        this sbr team will end up with a losing season. we need to work on improving this roster.
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        • onthewhat
          Restricted User
          • 05-14-08
          • 15411

          #5
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          • onthewhat
            Restricted User
            • 05-14-08
            • 15411

            #6
            Nicky I am 5'10" 125

            I am built to be a point guard and dribble around people
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            • Casperwaits
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-25-06
              • 5042

              #7
              JJ I am 6ft 4, played basketball throughout school. I would destroy anyone on your team one on one
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              • UntilTheNDofTimE
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 05-29-08
                • 9285

                #8
                well I'm definately the pg check the resumee
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                • Chi_archie
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-22-08
                  • 63172

                  #9
                  I couldn't listen to the whole thing...but I don't think I got yelled at...

                  I may have to do a response vid
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                  • Chi_archie
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-22-08
                    • 63172

                    #10
                    ok loading now..

                    can't believe you forgot about me coach
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                    • Tsoprano
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 04-14-08
                      • 26374

                      #11
                      JJ, i'll post a video.

                      I am a solid basketball player, solid.
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                      • Tsoprano
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 04-14-08
                        • 26374

                        #12
                        "Rogie, get the head band off your fukking eyes, you can't see the Court".
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                        • mmike032
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-11-08
                          • 8905

                          #13
                          I will run circles around all you degenerates. No one on this forum could guard me and I've lost a few steps since my prime.
                          if you mix:
                          Larry Bird's range
                          Iverson's quickness
                          Pistol Pete's handles
                          John Stocktens court awareness = my game
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                          • RumpledForeskin
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 08-13-08
                            • 452

                            #14
                            Originally posted by 3PtShooter
                            Put me in coach I'm ready to play
                            lol, John Fogerty style
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                            • Casperwaits
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-25-06
                              • 5042

                              #15
                              Okay, if I take mmike032 at his word. I would have him as my power forward. I got center. Now get my two guards and another forward, and we will beat JJ's team by 30.
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                              • SportsLockPicks
                                SBR MVP
                                • 12-03-07
                                • 3386

                                #16
                                tell me when you start a baseball team and need a SS
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                                • Tsoprano
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 04-14-08
                                  • 26374

                                  #17
                                  Nor matter how good some of us are, we didn't make it pals.
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                                  • Nicky Santoro
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 04-08-08
                                    • 16103

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Casperwaits
                                    Okay, if I take mmike032 at his word. I would have him as my power forward. I got center. Now get my two guards and another forward, and we will beat JJ's team by 30.
                                    more like you'll beat us by 60, not 30.. our team sucks.. wtf is rogie doing at center? he's the worst athlete at sbr.. did you see him swing that bat this summer?? holy cow, my 11 yr old nephew can swing better. and he's our center?? and we have no experience the rest of the way in deuce and onner.. 2 kids.. we have no chance..
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                                    • Junkyard Dog
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 03-12-07
                                      • 4552

                                      #19
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                                      • mmike032
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-11-08
                                        • 8905

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Casperwaits
                                        Okay, if I take mmike032 at his word. I would have him as my power forward. I got center. Now get my two guards and another forward, and we will beat JJ's team by 30.
                                        I'm a point guard or shooting guard only. perfer PG so I can make things happen
                                        I'm 6-0 about 165, and quick as a cat.
                                        I got a box full of recruiting letters from colleges to prove it.
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                                        • SportsLockPicks
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-03-07
                                          • 3386

                                          #21
                                          jj's playhouse
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                                          • Casperwaits
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-25-06
                                            • 5042

                                            #22
                                            Alright mmike, you got point. I gotta see how tall Chi-Arch is. I think he is salivating for a spot on a WINNING team.
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                                            • mmike032
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-11-08
                                              • 8905

                                              #23
                                              give Archie about another month and put him at the PW. he'll be swole up and knocking the cockfvcks off the block
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                                              • Nicky Santoro
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 04-08-08
                                                • 16103

                                                #24
                                                you guys are lucky we are talking basketball here, cause if we had an SBR hockey team, holy cow, would we go 82-0 for sure or what?

                                                nicky- center (ex hockey super star in the 80's)
                                                Puckoff- star winger (great talented player right now)
                                                Deuce- star winger (pro hockey player)
                                                Fiveteamer- Defence (star quality hockey player)
                                                Plommer- Defence (talented, but needs to lose a few lbs, but still good)

                                                Goalie-- VegasDave- currently an ice hockey goalie



                                                I'm sure i forgot one or two in the mix, sorry.

                                                anyways, i will let you guys get back to talking basketball.. i dont want to steal JJ's thread.. but if we ever had a hockey team, we would win it all, including any other forum.. what a team we got.
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  Nicky start a hockey team thread tonight or tomorrow

                                                  I will them make a video how I can be an asset to your hockey team.
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                                                  • RogueScholar
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 02-05-07
                                                    • 5082

                                                    #26
                                                    Nicky, I'm one of the ones you forgot on your hockey team. I love FiveTeamer, but he's not built to play defense. All I've ever played is defense, I coached for four years so I can call plays on the ice, and I love to brawl so I'm your enforcer as well. Put me in, Coach!

                                                    Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                    90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                    • Nicky Santoro
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 04-08-08
                                                      • 16103

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                                      Nicky, I'm one of the ones you forgot on your hockey team. I love FiveTeamer, but he's not built to play defense. All I've ever played is defense, I coached for four years so I can call plays on the ice, and I love to brawl so I'm your enforcer as well. Put me in, Coach!

                                                      wow, i nver even knew you played hockey, rogie. you never mentioned hockey before, you live in the middle of nowhere and you live in USA.. i figured the odds of you ever picking up a hockey stick was 100 to 1..

                                                      good job rogie. you're in the lineup.. but i put fiver there cause he's canadian, grew up with hockey too and loves hockey.. but i'll put you in the starting lineup and put fiver as a sub on the bench..
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                                                      • mmike032
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 09-11-08
                                                        • 8905

                                                        #28
                                                        Nicky I've never even touched a hockey stick or a puck. never been on skates either, hell I cant even roller skate. Only watched 1 hockey game in my life and that was during the goodwill games back in the early 90s and I was in the hospital loaded on Morphine.
                                                        I have no clue about hockey
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                                                        • Chi_archie
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-22-08
                                                          • 63172

                                                          #29
                                                          Ok I put my tryout vid for the 1 up...

                                                          i'll play the 3 or 4 and bruise some people with dem bows.....but i'd be a liability after too long...lots of hops but no height or arm length
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                                                          • RogueScholar
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 02-05-07
                                                            • 5082

                                                            #30
                                                            Yeah Nicky, when I went to college in Oregon my first boyfriend was an ex-goalie who played Major junior hockey when he was younger. He even got to play one game in the crease for the Blackhawks when their top two net-minders were out with injury and the third came down sick. He introduced me to the game and bought me my first set of equipment.

                                                            I really took to hockey, it's far and away the most fun game I've ever played. He was already coaching midgets so I went to the officiating and coaching seminars with him and still have my USA Hockey card with Level 2 officiating and coaching endorsements. After college I lived in Portland and joined a Silver league at the local rink that happened to have a gay/bisexual team, and since we only had the minimum 14 players I got a lot of ice time to develop as a player.

                                                            Now I live two and a half hours from the nearest sheet of ice, but I miss hockey something fierce. Hearing you talk about an SBR team brought back a lot of fond memories. So even though I'm an American, don't underestimate the passion for hockey in Oregon and Washington. I got to experience it firsthand, and the devotion there is second only to Canada.

                                                            Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                            90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                            • Nicky Santoro
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 04-08-08
                                                              • 16103

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                                              Yeah Nicky, when I went to college in Oregon my first boyfriend was an ex-goalie who played Major junior hockey when he was younger. He even got to play one game in the crease for the Blackhawks when their top two net-minders were out with injury and the third came down sick. He introduced me to the game and bought me my first set of equipment.

                                                              I really took to hockey, it's far and away the most fun game I've ever played. He was already coaching midgets so I went to the officiating and coaching seminars with him and still have my USA Hockey card with Level 2 officiating and coaching endorsements. After college I lived in Portland and joined a Silver league at the local rink that happened to have a gay/bisexual team, and since we only had the minimum 14 players I got a lot of ice time to develop as a player.

                                                              Now I live two and a half hours from the nearest sheet of ice, but I miss hockey something fierce. Hearing you talk about an SBR team brought back a lot of fond memories. So even though I'm an American, don't underestimate the passion for hockey in Oregon and Washington. I got to experience it firsthand, and the devotion there is second only to Canada.

                                                              that's an impressive resume..
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                                                              • VegasDave
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 01-03-07
                                                                • 8056

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                                you guys are lucky we are talking basketball here, cause if we had an SBR hockey team, holy cow, would we go 82-0 for sure or what?

                                                                nicky- center (ex hockey super star in the 80's)
                                                                Puckoff- star winger (great talented player right now)
                                                                Deuce- star winger (pro hockey player)
                                                                Fiveteamer- Defence (star quality hockey player)
                                                                Plommer- Defence (talented, but needs to lose a few lbs, but still good)

                                                                Goalie-- VegasDave- currently an ice hockey goalie

                                                                I'm sure i forgot one or two in the mix, sorry.

                                                                anyways, i will let you guys get back to talking basketball.. i dont want to steal JJ's thread.. but if we ever had a hockey team, we would win it all, including any other forum.. what a team we got.
                                                                Damn Nicky, we gotta get a pick-up game going at the next SBR Bash. I'm sure this all-star team you've assembled could take on the Vegas locals no problem
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                                                                • Shafted69
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 07-04-08
                                                                  • 6412

                                                                  #33
                                                                  i'd like to enter the draft

                                                                  how high will i be picked?
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                                                                  • Nicky Santoro
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 04-08-08
                                                                    • 16103

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by VegasDave
                                                                    Damn Nicky, we gotta get a pick-up game going at the next SBR Bash. I'm sure this all-star team you've assembled could take on the Vegas locals no problem
                                                                    how are you between the pipes? are you a stand up goalie, or are you a butterfly style goalie? do you have a quick glove hand? what are your weaknesses, through the five hole? Do you cover your angles properly? do you like to come out of your crease, or do you like to stay in your crease a lot? I need to know what kinda style you have in nets?
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                                                                    • RumpledForeskin
                                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                                      • 08-13-08
                                                                      • 452

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Santoro just fouled out of the basketball game and got tossed from the hockey game with a match penalty
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