Question: Yogi, what time is it?
Yogi: You mean now?
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bigboydan
SBR Aristocracy
08-10-05
55420
#6
Here's one all us gamblers can relate too. "It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings".
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Shortstop
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01-02-09
27281
#7
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
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Mudcat
Restricted User
07-21-05
9287
#8
Then there was the time Yogi was asked to comment about all the Yogisms.
"You know all that stuff I said? I never said it."
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Bluehorseshoe
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-06
15018
#9
"If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit."
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82897
#10
"If it ain't broke don't fix it"
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pico
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04-05-07
27321
#11
it aint over until it is over. (or is it fat lady sings)
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Willie Bee
SBR Posting Legend
02-14-06
15726
#12
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."
"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
"We made too many wrong mistakes."
"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
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chipper13101
SBR Sharp
04-27-08
405
#13
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
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Chi_archie
SBR Aristocracy
07-22-08
63172
#14
Originally posted by Willie Bee
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."
"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
"We made too many wrong mistakes."
"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
alot of good ones
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LT Profits
SBR Aristocracy
10-27-06
90963
#15
When asked if he wanted his pizza pie cut into four or eight slices:
"Four. I don't think I could eat eight slices!"
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Mudcat
Restricted User
07-21-05
9287
#16
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical."
[Referring to a New York restaurant] - "Nobody goes there any more. It's too crowded."
[Referring to a Steve McQueen movie] - "He must have made that before he died."
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#17
Guy was a dumb fuk, everyone made a mockery out of him
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Deuce
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01-12-08
29843
#18
Originally posted by jjgold
Guy was a dumb fuk, everyone made a mockery out of him
Sounds familiar, no?
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#19
Deuce I am highly educated, big difference.
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82897
#20
When Yogi got asked if jjgold is the best poster at SBR he said: Yes
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Tchocky
SBR MVP
02-14-06
2371
#21
I'm reading "The Black Swan" and Taleb quotes Yogi Berra frequently.
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smitch124
SBR Posting Legend
05-19-08
12566
#22
"They give you cash which is just as good as money"