Kirstie Alley *warning...stupid thread topic*

[Robyn]

I was shopping today at Target in Clearwater (the magical land of Scientology) for some last minute items for our trip to New Orleans. As I was in line to check out, guess who was right in front of me?

Kirstie 'muthafukin' Alley.



Wasn't she just in a bunch of commercials proclaiming that her BFF Jenny Craig helped her look like a glamorous movie star once again? HOLY SHIT...she now looks like she ate two of herself since the above picture was taken.

This is what she looked like today (nice cankles). But bigger...and without makeup.



Has anyone seen a celebrity in person that looked absolutely hideous? It was quite bizarre...

[RumpledForeskin]

Was she large and in charge???

[Robyn]

She was talking to herself. It was kind of scary.

[RogueJuror]

can i come to new orleans with yall?

[so im zach]

Was she large and in charge???

[Robyn]

can i come to new orleans with yall?

RJ, we will be doing crazy stuff. I need to stock up on my voodoo paraphernalia and we will be petting alligators.

[RogueJuror]

my cup of tea

txt me the itinerary

[Robyn]

We'll pick you up on the way to the airport. Bring your ballet shoes and a scarf. It is going to be cold there this weekend.

Time for me to go to bed before Bread wakes up and beats me for still being awake.

NITE NITE!

[The HG]

Don't sleep on big women, now. Nothing wrong with being a sexy big girl.

I was in Murray's, an old-school tiny Upper West Side NYC smoked fish institution a few weeks ago, and I walked in there, and it was just me, an old dude, and Caroline Rhea. I was like oh sh*t. I had a crush on her from way back when, and always thought I could get her too, among many other females from TV I thought I could get. It was just me, her, and one other dude in this tiny fish shop. I wanted to go for it, but then I decided not to. I pretended not to even notice her. She was sexy as hell, she has a nice voice.

Later on, I felt like a wimp for not trying to get with her. She even left the shop with too many bags to carry. Later on I felt bad, I was like, when I'm on my death bed, what will it matter if I made a pathetic attempt to get that. But then, my friend told me that she just had a baby, and has a serious BF, so then I didn't feel bad anymore.

[pico]

i always wonder what it feels like to fvck a whale.

[smitch124]

I really need to read the warnings more carefully

[RogueJuror]

i always wonder what it feels like to fvck a whale.

ask your girls

[raydog]

another crazy bitch who claims she has a thyroid issue or something. this is what happens to you when you sit at home smoking and eating all day. remember when one of those tabloid mags said she never left her place except to go to the grocery store or to get fast food. i had to laugh

[Tsoprano]

[Teela]

Kirstie was "let go" from Jenny Craig because she started gaining weight again and she was pretty abrasive.

She decided that she's going to do her own weight loss plan and is gaining weight in an effort to show how easy it is to lose weight on her plan. In other words, she can't leave the twinkies alone.

[pico]

twinkies

[Willie Bee]

Kirstie was "let go" from Jenny Craig because she started gaining weight again and she was pretty abrasive.

No! I find both statements hard to believe!

Earl Campbell was standing in front of me at Goode Co BBQ in Houston one time, don't think he's as big as Kirstie. And Rudy Tomjanovich used to come into the pizza joint I worked one summer a lot. He's taller than Kirstie but weighs much less.

[Bread]

Willie did you slug Rudy in the face for old times sake?

[Robyn]

Kirstie was "let go" from Jenny Craig because she started gaining weight again and she was pretty abrasive.

She decided that she's going to do her own weight loss plan and is gaining weight in an effort to show how easy it is to lose weight on her plan. In other words, she can't leave the twinkies alone.

YES! I just read that. She is going on some kind of Scientology plan. Um, whatever helps her sleep at night...

wow.

[BestPlay2day]

Maybe she'll make another series like the one she had a few years ago Fat Ass or whatever it was called.

[Willie Bee]

Willie did you slug Rudy in the face for old times sake?

Not at all, he was a pretty good guy. Always bought take-out, and I'd give him a free PBR Dark to enjoy while he waited. Hated charging for Pabst as it was, and sure has hell wasn't going to charge him for one.