Being unemployed for the last month has not been as much fun as I had anticipated. Considering I have spent the better part of my month on here with you guys, I figure I should give myself a job to earn my keep. Unfortunately, here are the only jobs I found available.......
10. RogueScholar's Bodyguard (pay is nominal, must protect against the SBR Third Reich, and the word "Bodyguard may be taken out of context after a few malt liquors on his end)
9. Archie's Thread Proofreader (The guy has started more threads than Megan on Rock of Love has started fights. Would take me DAYS to read through all of them)
8. JJ's Video CGI man (Who do you think superimposed JJ shoveling snow in that one vid)
7. Robyn, Nina, or Teela's P.M. opener (Like I need to read love notes and look at SBR posters penis' all day long. Wait, I am the one sending these notes
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6. SBR accountant (Between Plom putting his "special" massages on SBR's tab, and Onner's backwards caps being written off as a "business expense" I am at a loss for words
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5. SBR Janitor (Considering all the crap that flies around here, don't expect me to pick it up!!!)
4. TSopranos Anger Management Advisor (After Celtic losses, he is the last one I want to calm down. he makes Mel Gibson in Braveheart look docile.)
3. Nicky's Caterer ( He says he is large, and not in the 70's porn star good way. I have troublle cooking for myself. Him could be near impossible)
2. SBR Lawyer (All the sexual harrasment that goes on here, I would be in court more often than Family Guy uses pop culture references to exasperate a point)
1. SBR Handicapper ( I have been trying this one for months now. Explains why I am looking for a job)
10. RogueScholar's Bodyguard (pay is nominal, must protect against the SBR Third Reich, and the word "Bodyguard may be taken out of context after a few malt liquors on his end)
9. Archie's Thread Proofreader (The guy has started more threads than Megan on Rock of Love has started fights. Would take me DAYS to read through all of them)
8. JJ's Video CGI man (Who do you think superimposed JJ shoveling snow in that one vid)
7. Robyn, Nina, or Teela's P.M. opener (Like I need to read love notes and look at SBR posters penis' all day long. Wait, I am the one sending these notes
)6. SBR accountant (Between Plom putting his "special" massages on SBR's tab, and Onner's backwards caps being written off as a "business expense" I am at a loss for words
.)5. SBR Janitor (Considering all the crap that flies around here, don't expect me to pick it up!!!)
4. TSopranos Anger Management Advisor (After Celtic losses, he is the last one I want to calm down. he makes Mel Gibson in Braveheart look docile.)
3. Nicky's Caterer ( He says he is large, and not in the 70's porn star good way. I have troublle cooking for myself. Him could be near impossible)
2. SBR Lawyer (All the sexual harrasment that goes on here, I would be in court more often than Family Guy uses pop culture references to exasperate a point)
1. SBR Handicapper ( I have been trying this one for months now. Explains why I am looking for a job)
