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  • pico
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 04-05-07
    • 27321

    #1
    what is the point of going to hooters?
    overpriced diareah food served by cut rate model wannabes. sometimes they do a silly dance that is corny as fvck. it is kind of nasty if you think about it. all these waitress running around all day...their snatch probably smell like a wharf by the time you get there. plus the food is greasy as fvck. have you tried the wings with 3 mile island? they called it that because your toilet is going to have a nuclear meltdown. don't get fooled by the hooters calendar...only 1-2 hot girls works at one location and they don't look nearly as nice after running around serving heart attack food. only stupid tourists goes there...dumb fvcks.

    i rather order dominos and rent a porno.
  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63172

    #2
    I've never been to one myself PICO

    We had this place near where I lived in PA....Quaker Steak and Lube.... they had/have the best wings ever. I miss that place so bad.
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    • Willie Bee
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-14-06
      • 15726

      #3
      Why do people pay $10 for a watered down drink to see boobies at a strip club? Unhealthy wings and model wannabe's at Hooter's or bad drinks and tweaker sluts spinning on a pole. Different strokes for different folks, so to speak.
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      • daggerkobe
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-25-08
        • 10744

        #4
        Never been but i will go after this ringing endorsement.
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        • Casperwaits
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-25-06
          • 5042

          #5
          I have been to several Hooters on the East Coast. Pico, I agree, it is a waste of time. The wings are horrible, the girls are no better than what I see at the food court at the local mall, and the atmosphere reeks of desperation. The one in Syracuse, NY had a pregnant girl as a bartender there once.
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          • Richkas
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-03-08
            • 19396

            #6
            their snatch probably smell like a wharf by the time you get there.
            Thats what my tongue is for. I'll clean them up
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            • L2Gunz
              SBR MVP
              • 09-23-08
              • 2199

              #7
              I love Hooters...have you ever tried the Cobb Salad w/ ranch and honey mustard dressing...hmmm..or the Buffalo Platter is great yet greasy. Expect to drop the kids off at the pool shortly after though.
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              • ryanspeer2001
                SBR MVP
                • 03-30-08
                • 3149

                #8
                I think it comes down to the "something to do" category. Its a gimmick and always will be. The prices are not that bad, they have some decent drink specials during NFL games ($5 pitchers) and I'm satisfied with having some simple eye candy.
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                • bamasman47
                  SBR Sharp
                  • 11-08-08
                  • 287

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pico
                  overpriced diareah food served by cut rate model wannabes. sometimes they do a silly dance that is corny as fvck. it is kind of nasty if you think about it. all these waitress running around all day...their snatch probably smell like a wharf by the time you get there. plus the food is greasy as fvck. have you tried the wings with 3 mile island? they called it that because your toilet is going to have a nuclear meltdown. don't get fooled by the hooters calendar...only 1-2 hot girls works at one location and they don't look nearly as nice after running around serving heart attack food. only stupid tourists goes there...dumb fvcks.

                  i rather order dominos and rent a porno.
                  Thats a awesome post and so true!!!
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                  • L2Gunz
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-23-08
                    • 2199

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ryanspeer2001
                    I think it comes down to the "something to do" category. Its a gimmick and always will be. The prices are not that bad, they have some decent drink specials during NFL games ($5 pitchers) and I'm satisfied with having some simple eye candy.

                    You can also get to meet a few girls, bring them downtown New Orleans (Bourbon St.) get them a few Hand-Grenades and some Hurricanes from Pat O'Brians..after this everything falls into place.
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                    • Boner_18
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-24-08
                      • 8301

                      #11
                      Yeah I went once in high school to the one at Crossgates mall in Albany, NY. The busted face waitresses didn't mind sitting on your lap to take your order which was nice for a 16-17yr. old. Taken as a whole, even at the time I would prefer food from my own fridge and a marathon session with my 26.6k modem.
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                      • Casperwaits
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-25-06
                        • 5042

                        #12
                        The only one I went back to after my first visit was one in Roswell, Georgia. I went because it was close enough to my apartment to walk. I would say of the 20 girls that worked there I found 4 attractive. Not a good ratio in my opinion.
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                        • ryanspeer2001
                          SBR MVP
                          • 03-30-08
                          • 3149

                          #13
                          Originally posted by L2Gunz

                          You can also get to meet a few girls, bring them downtown New Orleans (Bourbon St.) get them a few Hand-Grenades and some Hurricanes from Pat O'Brians..after this everything falls into place.

                          ....or if you live here in Delaware you can.....do nothing....lol
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                          • BestPlay2day
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-25-08
                            • 5794

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Chi_archie
                            I've never been to one myself PICO

                            We had this place near where I lived in PA....Quaker Steak and Lube.... they had/have the best wings ever. I miss that place so bad.
                            They showed that place on Man vs Food not too long ago. They showed him eating some atomic wings and that poor bastard finished, but had tears rolling down his face from the wings being so hot.
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                            • L2Gunz
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-23-08
                              • 2199

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ryanspeer2001
                              ....or if you live here in Delaware you can.....do nothing....lol
                              Delaware Punch used to be my fav drink..whatever happened those little purple cans
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                              • betplom
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-20-06
                                • 13444

                                #16
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                                • ryanspeer2001
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 03-30-08
                                  • 3149

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by L2Gunz
                                  Delaware Punch used to be my fav drink..whatever happened those little purple cans
                                  Hey L2Gunz, this drinks on me

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                                  • biggamer3
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 04-16-07
                                    • 2163

                                    #18
                                    This not a good enough reason?




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                                    • L2Gunz
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-23-08
                                      • 2199

                                      #19
                                      thanks...
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                                      • Casperwaits
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-25-06
                                        • 5042

                                        #20
                                        Oh yeah, those look like most of the Hooters girls I see. If you took all the hottest ones and put them in the same room, you would have quite a fish filet buffet. Truth is, the average Hooters has an average girl with a push up bra, a lot of foundation, a quasi sense of entitlement and a third degree black belt in groin kicking.
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                                        • AMBlai01
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-16-08
                                          • 5882

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                          I've never been to one myself PICO

                                          We had this place near where I lived in PA....Quaker Steak and Lube.... they had/have the best wings ever. I miss that place so bad.

                                          Quake Steak and Lube is great. We have one in Syracuse now, I was there last weekend for the football games. Great wings, great sides.....The lube Tube is amazing. It is like a giant tube they put in front of you with about 100 ounces of beer!
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                                          • Tsoprano
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 04-14-08
                                            • 26374

                                            #22


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