Official SBR classified ad for a mod position
SBR Forum is looking to hire a new mod. The following are the requirements for the position:
1. Ability to pick winners at a 30% rate or less
2. Ability to stir shit at a speed of 100 RPM's or better
3. Ability to create ghosts at the blink of an eye to defend himself or make threads look busy
4. Ability to suck cock at a speed of 10 strokes per second or better
5. Weigh more than 250 lbs but less than 400 lbs (healthy mods tend to leave their computers more often than unhealthy ones)
6. Ability to drink alcohol at the job at a rate of a six-pack per hour for beer or 12 shots per hr for hard liquor.
7. Ablility to copy and paste useless articles
8. Ability to not spell correctly
9. Ability to work 24/7 at a moments notice and get paid minimum salary
10. Ability to praise other mods, paid posters, and their ghosts on a constant basis.
Please PM your resumes to sbrforumnewmod
1. Ability to pick winners at a 30% rate or less
2. Ability to stir shit at a speed of 100 RPM's or better
3. Ability to create ghosts at the blink of an eye to defend himself or make threads look busy
4. Ability to suck cock at a speed of 10 strokes per second or better
5. Weigh more than 250 lbs but less than 400 lbs (healthy mods tend to leave their computers more often than unhealthy ones)
6. Ability to drink alcohol at the job at a rate of a six-pack per hour for beer or 12 shots per hr for hard liquor.
7. Ablility to copy and paste useless articles
8. Ability to not spell correctly
9. Ability to work 24/7 at a moments notice and get paid minimum salary
10. Ability to praise other mods, paid posters, and their ghosts on a constant basis.
Please PM your resumes to sbrforumnewmod
