What kind of parent would following posters make?

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  • bigboydan
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-10-05
    • 55420

    #1
    What kind of parent would following posters make?
    JJgold
    Mr.Nicky
    Mr.Pavy
    VegasDave
    Bread
    Diogee
    RogueScholar
    Tsoprano
    Panic
    Iwinyourmoney
    Bad Nina
    onthewhat

    How would they raise them I wonder.
  • Casperwaits
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-25-06
    • 5042

    #2
    Of all the ones listed, Bread would be the "cool" parent. he wouldhave his kids in funky clothes and doing cool culture stuff. TSoprano seems like a tough city guy. his kid would not take anyones s**t. Rogue Scholar would be a very attentive parent. Kid would enjoy nature. Vegas Dave's kid would be very sensitive to girls feelings. Pavy's kid would be a sarcastic MF who would be a leader of his own crew. JJ's kid would be the mailman's.
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    • RogueScholar
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-05-07
      • 5082

      #3
      Diogee's the only guy I see on that list who I would encourage to procreate, honestly.
      Originally posted by StraitShooter
      90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        I probably would be a good parent because my mind is not narrow and I see things very clearly. I do not scream or shake my head if I see 2 guys fukkin at my all guys swim club or when I am working out and see guys shooting roids in their ass I do not think it is a bad thing but a good thing as they are making their bodies look better. Danny I gamble , do drugs and drink all in moderation and well balanced..

        Why would I not make a good parent?? My kid would be well read and exposed to everything so he is educated in the real world and not the book world.

        Danny street smart kids turn out better than book smart kids.
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        • RogueScholar
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-05-07
          • 5082

          #5
          You know what? JJ makes an excellent point, I was wrong not to endorse him as a parent. JJ not only has a good head on his shoulders, but he seems to have the free time to devote to his kids. I'd like to throw my hat in the ring to be Godfather to JJ's kids.

          Originally posted by StraitShooter
          90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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          • pavyracer
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 04-12-07
            • 82896

            #6
            Originally posted by jjgold
            I probably would be a good parent because my mind is not narrow and I see things very clearly. I do not scream or shake my head if I see 2 guys fukkin at my all guys swim club or when I am working out and see guys shooting roids in their ass I do not think it is a bad thing but a good thing as they are making their bodies look better. Danny I gamble , do drugs and drink all in moderation and well balanced..

            Why would I not make a good parent?? My kid would be well read and exposed to everything so he is educated in the real world and not the book world.

            Danny street smart kids turn out better than book smart kids.
            It is hard to scream with a load in your mouth in the swimming pool. You will drown before anyone hears a sound.
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            • Willie Bee
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 02-14-06
              • 15726

              #7
              They made a movie about Bread adopting a kid.
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              • L2Gunz
                SBR MVP
                • 09-23-08
                • 2199

                #8

                This is classic.
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                • Boner_18
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-24-08
                  • 8301

                  #9
                  When I have kids I am going to save a dollar a day for them in a high yield revokable trust. The day before each of the trusts vest, with full knowledge of said children (then almost adults) I am going to revoke them and spend the money on myself.

                  Teach 'em a good lesson. Shit don't come for free. My girlfriend doesn't understand this elaborate scheme, I think it makes perfect sense.
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                  • L2Gunz
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-23-08
                    • 2199

                    #10
                    damn Boner..thats considered cruel and unusual punishment...but fukk it..good idea
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                    • RogueScholar
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-05-07
                      • 5082

                      #11
                      That's freakin' brilliant, Boner! You now join Diogee and JJ on my list of posters that should procreate.
                      Originally posted by StraitShooter
                      90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                      • BeatTheJerk
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 08-19-07
                        • 31794

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        I probably would be a good parent because my mind is not narrow and I see things very clearly. I do not scream or shake my head if I see 2 guys fukkin at my all guys swim club or when I am working out and see guys shooting roids in their ass I do not think it is a bad thing but a good thing as they are making their bodies look better. Danny I gamble , do drugs and drink all in moderation and well balanced..

                        Why would I not make a good parent?? My kid would be well read and exposed to everything so he is educated in the real world and not the book world.

                        Danny street smart kids turn out better than book smart kids.
                        Your on fuking drugs man, or your just mentally fuking ill one of the two, sbr posters which one is it ? please feel free to comment on this.
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                        • Chi_archie
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-22-08
                          • 63172

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Boner_18
                          When I have kids I am going to save a dollar a day for them in a high yield revokable trust. The day before each of the trusts vest, with full knowledge of said children (then almost adults) I am going to revoke them and spend the money on myself.

                          Teach 'em a good lesson. Shit don't come for free. My girlfriend doesn't understand this elaborate scheme, I think it makes perfect sense.

                          great life lesson....I might try the same
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                          • HedgeHog
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-11-07
                            • 10128

                            #14
                            I think Rogue Scholar would be great at "rearing" children.
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                            • bigboydan
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 08-10-05
                              • 55420

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              Danny street smart kids turn out better than book smart kids.
                              A study at Oxford would disagree with this coach.
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                              • Panic
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 01-06-08
                                • 10367

                                #16
                                No Panic on the list?
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                                • bigboydan
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 08-10-05
                                  • 55420

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Panic
                                  No Panic on the list?
                                  Ok, You just made the list sir.
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                                  • VegasDave
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 01-03-07
                                    • 8056

                                    #18
                                    Doesn't Onthewhat have to hit puberty before we consider what type of parent he would be?
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                                    • bigboydan
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 08-10-05
                                      • 55420

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by VegasDave
                                      Doesn't Onthewhat have to hit puberty before we consider what type of parent he would be?
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                                      • pico
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 04-05-07
                                        • 27321

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by bigboydan
                                        JJgold-we already saw the family portrait
                                        Mr.Nicky-i think he'll pimp out his girl rahter than having kids with her
                                        Mr.Pavy-no comment
                                        VegasDave-no comment
                                        Bread-i donno. i can see him getting arrested in a domestic disturbance charge
                                        Diogee-i think he'll have great kids
                                        RogueScholar-might adopt
                                        Tsoprano-bet his kids on cletics ml
                                        Panic-getting arrested for killing a race horse because he thinks they're all laughing at him
                                        Iwinyourmoney-no comment
                                        Bad Nina-no comment
                                        onthewhat - no comment

                                        How would they raise them I wonder.
                                        the only person i see having kids in a few years is diogee.
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                                        • bigboydan
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 08-10-05
                                          • 55420

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by pico
                                          the only person i see having kids in a few years is diogee.
                                          He's the biggest degenerate on the list Pico.
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                                          • Tsoprano
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 04-14-08
                                            • 26374

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Casperwaits
                                            Of all the ones listed, Bread would be the "cool" parent. he wouldhave his kids in funky clothes and doing cool culture stuff. TSoprano seems like a tough city guy. his kid would not take anyones s**t. Rogue Scholar would be a very attentive parent. Kid would enjoy nature. Vegas Dave's kid would be very sensitive to girls feelings. Pavy's kid would be a sarcastic MF who would be a leader of his own crew. JJ's kid would be the mailman's.
                                            Another solid post from Casper regarding everyone.

                                            I would have my kid out collecting, and if he doesn't get the job done 90% of the time, no allowance.
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                                            • bigboydan
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 08-10-05
                                              • 55420

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Tsoprano

                                              I would have my kid out collecting, and if he doesn't get the job done 90% of the time, no allowance.
                                              Some father figure you would be sir.
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