Top Ten Names Not To Give Your Kid

[Casperwaits]

Between Pavy's news item about Adolf Jr. and Rogue's kid named after an SBR member, I came up with my daily list for all to hate and spit on.
Oh by the way CELTS UNDER 187 and SACRAMENTO +5. See I got some sports wisdom in there



10. Mopery (It means exposing yourself to a blind person. More of a middle name)

9. Connie Lingus (Only if she is not Italian)

8. Sasquatch (Unless she is hairy..much like Connie the Italian)

7. Ferrari (or any other car manufacturer. Sadly this happens to often in certain communities..yeah you know who I am talking about, those damn Inuit Eskimos!!)

6. Tara (If you name your girl Tara she is doomed to a life of drinking, drugging and three way sex. Actually if you guys know any Tara's, have her call me)

5. Phil Latio (Connie's black sheep brother from her mother's side.)

4. Zach (What Dylan was in the 90's, Zach is to the 00's. I swear there are more 14 years old Dylans out there right now. It's like 90210 has been immortalized forever)

3. Barack (Insert any Democrat, Black, Terrorist, or Chicago Cub fan joke here)

2. Susan Beth Richardson (Imagine if your initials were SBR?"

1. JJ (ENOUGH SAID)

[xstud]

another bad one...

Ima

[Chi_archie]

Herman

[Willie Bee]

Obama would like to hear jokes about the Cubs. He's a South Sider, you know.

Mike Hunt
Harden Thicke
Rusty Kuntz
Barb Dwyer (unless you're Irish and live in Texas)
Emma Roydes
Craven Moorehead
Dick Swett
Pierce Cox
Hugh G Reckshun
Lance Butz
Mona Lott
and last but not least, Willie B Hardigan

[pavyracer]

I don't like this name either:

Cee Phyllis

[Bread]

There have been some cool Zach's in our time.








I would party with all these fine Zach's.

[Casperwaits]

bread Rage man is the only one I would party with now. I think Mark Paul Gosselar has grown his hair to long, and Zach Efron spends to much time with his gfriend whom I have already seen naked.

[Boner_18]

Susan Beth Richardson

I thought Mark Paul Gosselar died in a motocross accident?

[Casperwaits]

Susan Beth Richardson

I thought Mark Paul Gosselar died in a motocross accident?

If dying in a motorcross accident is starring on a TNT drama that shows its commercial every 5 seconds but shows the show once a month, than yes he has perished

[Mudcat]

I believe parents should avoid names that basically sentence their offspring to childhoods of torment.

Like Anita is not a good name for a girl. I takes kids two seconds to turn it into "I need a . . " then they end the thought in a zillion different unseemly ways. It never ends.

Bad name for a boy: Enos.