Man in jail for HAVING SEX WITH TABLE!!!!

[MilfDriller]

Any Ohio posters who have been absent for a while?

This guy had sex with a metal picnic table and his neighbor filmed it.


http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog...o-has-sex.html


I would think it would either be JJ or RogueJersey... but both are accounted for.


Which one of you is it?

[flyingillini]

Classic

[MilfDriller]

Must of been one hot piece of table!

[jayc88]

old , but still funny
that picture doesn't look like jj though,
so it has to be rogue

[MilfDriller]

I don't think it's Rogue b/c he looks like he crawled up out of a swamp.

As for RogueScholastic, I have no idea what the guy looks like.... Maybe Chris Rose from Best Damn or Willie Brown (former SF politician)

[Bluehorseshoe]

The table wanted it.

[gordon gekko]

Is that plommer?

[pico]

The table wanted it.

[SlickFazzer]

why is making love to a table against the law.....?

[unit1884]

He did it in public, near children... This is America you know...

[tullamore]

Lay the wood.

[Tsoprano]

Lay the wood.

[wtf]

thats illegal? i am in big trouble, been eyeing this smokin hot love seat recently

[MilfDriller]

RogueScholar said he's been digging holes in the backyard that have been working wonders for him.

[SlickFazzer]

the table was too obvious, he should have stuck to things like boots, apples, or a jar of peanut butter.

[MilfDriller]

a jar of peanut butter.... that actually sounds interesting... but I wouldn't wanna get stuck. Imagine that 911 call.

On a side note, used to know a girl that was a nurse.. and she told me stories of Rogue-types that would be taken to the hospital with doorknobs up their assholes... STUCK IN THERE!!

crazy world

[SlickFazzer]

a jar of peanut butter.... that actually sounds interesting... but I wouldn't wanna get stuck. Imagine that 911 call.

On a side note, used to know a girl that was a nurse.. and she told me stories of Rogue-types that would be taken to the hospital with doorknobs up their assholes... STUCK IN THERE!!

crazy world

People try and stick all kinds of weird shit up their asses. I don't get it.

[MilfDriller]

we need an expert in here. RogueS, where are you?

[wtf]

rs will go into a five page dissertation on how he gently inserts inanimate objects into his anus, and how you should not hold anything against him for doing so

[Tsoprano]

thats illegal? i am in big trouble, been eyeing this smokin hot love seat recently

[pico]

only in ohio...farmer ****s a goat gets a marriage licnese...but put in jail for ****ing a table.

[treece]

What if someone in prison asks him so what are you in for?

[michael_jackas$]

When his wife said 'lay the table' I think he took it literally.....I would have gone for a threesome with a nest of tables......

[Gemoka]

You bang a picnic table which, to be honest, isn't likely to scream rape or be an unwilling partner, and you get locked up for 6 months!!

6 months secure insitution for mental screening......yeah, maybe. 6 months jail, why????????