AMB needs a woman after the Veggie Girl debacle. I thought this would be an easy task to find him a woman until I read his list of demands. Jeesh, talk about high maintenance!!
10. Must own Rubix Cube and know how to use it
9. Must enjoy long walks in the park...Fenway, PNC, Gulfstream
8. Must accept SBR to be her lord and savior
7. Must eat meat, preferably mine
6. Must not have a dad that owns a gun, a hunting knife or any OJ memorabilia
5. Can sing the Syracuse fight song...in Spanish
4. Will let me motorboat on occasion, and I don't mean on the lake
3. Cannot refer to anybody on a basketball court as "an ex boyfriend"
2. Will not be a stripper or escort unless I am allowed to use her tip money to gamble
1. Will let JJ have sloppy seconds.
10. Must own Rubix Cube and know how to use it
9. Must enjoy long walks in the park...Fenway, PNC, Gulfstream
8. Must accept SBR to be her lord and savior
7. Must eat meat, preferably mine
6. Must not have a dad that owns a gun, a hunting knife or any OJ memorabilia
5. Can sing the Syracuse fight song...in Spanish
4. Will let me motorboat on occasion, and I don't mean on the lake
3. Cannot refer to anybody on a basketball court as "an ex boyfriend"
2. Will not be a stripper or escort unless I am allowed to use her tip money to gamble
1. Will let JJ have sloppy seconds.
