Amby's Ineternet Dating Profile...

Willie Bee · 01-13-09, 04:11 PM

Just be honest and don't use that photo from your avatar. I mean, unless that's what you're really looking for, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Mudcat · 01-13-09, 04:17 PM

Oh geez. I took a quick look and I have a real one in my files. I used this on Lavalife a couple years back. I ended up meeting quite a few ladies (although nothing worked out on any long-term basis.)

I feel extremely embarrassed posting this for some reason. It's actually pretty dry. I would expect more flair from myself. But what the hell. Here goes. I am fully prepared to be ripped on.

Hope it helps for sample purposes.

That first line was a signature that always goes along with your pic.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

I am a happily unconventional guy who is feeling optimistic. The business I started 4 years ago is now bringing me success and freedom. Between that, and being fit and healthy, it’s like my life is just beginning at 44.

My wish is to find someone with an interesting story of her own to share it with.

A little more about me: I am very musical; I play piano, guitar and I sing. I have a little cat with a fuzzy head. I’m a big movie buff with interests in many areas: music, literature, current events, art. I do volunteer work with an organization that provides training to front-line addictions workers.

Personality-wise I’m not sure what to say. I’m a bundle of contradictions. I’m a bit shy but very confident. Somehow I’m eccentric but also down-to-earth. Safe to say I am not a smooth-talking player with a practiced rap and a collection of pick-up lines. I believe I am more about depth and subtlety. I am on the quiet side, calm, patient and thoughtful. My friends would say I have a sharp, off-beat sense of humor.

What I hope to find is an intelligent, attractive, honest woman. If there were some common interests – particularly movies – that would be good. I’m not sure it’s essential though. I don’t know what to expect here; my mind is open.

So let’s get to know each other better.

Gemoka · 01-13-09, 04:21 PM

Strange you should say that. I just got this email.

someone just emailed me, English not her strong point unless its one of my mates emailing me

Hey hows u? Wat u up to? Wat u bin doin? Ive bin single for nearly a yr just bin dumped aftep a month. I like all kinds of music except opera and sum others. Im a tele addict i watch it non stop. I love horror, sci fi and comedy. I play in local brass band wich is part of my life and my hobbie. I got naked and clothed pics on my phone

jjgold · 01-13-09, 04:27 PM

Do a video profile much better, anyway these ads are a waste because way more men than women online and secondly if you do not look like Tom Cruise rarely will a woman respond to your add or respond to you.

Gemoka · 01-13-09, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Do a video profile much better, anyway these ads are a waste because way more men than women online and secondly if you do not look like Tom Cruise rarely will a woman respond to your add or respond to you.

I hope you not suggesting that woman are shallow and fickle JJ??

Sforz · 01-13-09, 04:30 PM

well i guess you don't know Amby.. he does look like Tom Cruise pre-scientology

Chi_archie · 01-13-09, 04:31 PM

Fiver knows how to get the girls via craigslist

Bread · 01-13-09, 04:32 PM

I'm Amby. I drink and gamble. Won't you join me on my journey?

Chi_archie · 01-13-09, 04:35 PM

would you like all the details of your next romance to be chronicled on a message board and chat room frequented by pedaphiles, women beaters, drug users, alcoholics, porn addicts, liars, dead beats, and a guy that calls himself bread? call me at 1-800-LLb-ondsJ

AMBlai01 · 01-13-09, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by Sforz

well i guess you don't know Amby.. he does look like Tom Cruise pre-scientology

I don't know about Tom Cruise, but I don't think I am a bad looking guy. I know I wouldn't want to be 5'5 and he is so I have that going for me....

Gemoka · 01-13-09, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

would you like all the details of your next romance to be chronicled on a message board and chat room frequented by pedaphiles, women beaters, drug users, alcoholics, porn addicts, liars, dead beats, and a guy that calls himself bread? call me at 1-800-LLb-ondsJ

jjgold · 01-13-09, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by Gemoka

I hope you not suggesting that woman are shallow and fickle JJ??

women are whores and cheats

AMBlai01 · 01-13-09, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

women are whores and cheats

There have to be a few good ones out there.....

pavyracer · 01-13-09, 04:58 PM

make a nude video of yourself. 1 out of 3 women will find you attractive and sleep with you.

Chi_archie · 01-13-09, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

make a nude video of yourself.I find you attractive and sleep with you.

Pavy...really?

I knew there was a reason you kept bumping all the gay threads

Gemoka · 02-17-09, 06:40 PM

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