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  • betplom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-20-06
    • 13444

    #1
    Newsflash: Christina Applegate - has no tits
    Breast Cancer Survivor Christina Applegate Opts for Preventive Double Mastectomy and Breast Reconstructive Surgery.



    I thought she was hot when I first saw her on Married With Children, but as the years went by I never gave her much thought.

    Now she had both breasts lopped off and is also showing signs of aging even though she's only 36.

  • RogueJuror
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-08-08
    • 10010

    #2
    kelly bundy pumpkin

    sad stuff

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    • pico
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 04-05-07
      • 27321

      #3
      this is what happens when you're a bundy
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82906

        #4
        She will get a pair of DD's now made of silicone. She will look much hotter.
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        • tacomax
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-10-05
          • 9619

          #5
          Way to make fun of someone's lopped off breasts. Very fukked up.

          Poor Taste.
          Originally posted by pags11
          SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
          Originally posted by BuddyBear
          I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
          Originally posted by curious
          taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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          • HedgeHog
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-11-07
            • 10128

            #6
            BP: Thanks for keeping us abreast of this situation.
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            • betplom
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-20-06
              • 13444

              #7
              Originally posted by tacomax
              Way to make fun of someone's lopped off breasts. Very fukked up.

              Poor Taste.
              It's not like I wished for her titties to get lopped off, I really wished she could have kept 'em.

              Don't hate the player, hate the game, pal.
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              • ryanXL977
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 02-24-08
                • 20615

                #8
                pretty poor taste dude, cancer is a bad bad thing. a lot of people on here have lost people to cancer. i am not upset but thats a bad joke. i aint judging you but i would not make cancer jokes
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                • pavyracer
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 04-12-07
                  • 82906

                  #9
                  Don't shoot the messenger Taco.
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                  • betplom
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-20-06
                    • 13444

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ryanXL977
                    pretty poor taste dude, cancer is a bad bad thing. a lot of people on here have lost people to cancer. i am not upset but thats a bad joke. i aint judging you but i would not make cancer jokes
                    You mean like this:

                    How many cancer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

                    None: they're too weak to climb the ladder.
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                    • ryanXL977
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-24-08
                      • 20615

                      #11
                      it doesnt hurt my feelings but i did lose two aunts to cancer in the last 3 years
                      you can proceed how you want but it may bother some others is all im saying.

                      i just dont see how cancer jokes are funny is all.
                      im always down for a good retard joke.
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                      • betplom
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-20-06
                        • 13444

                        #12
                        or this:

                        Doctor: I've got your test results and some bad news. You have cancer and Alzheimer's.


                        Man: Boy, am I lucky! I was afraid I had cancer!

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                        • betplom
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-20-06
                          • 13444

                          #13
                          Why did the cancer victim cross the road?

                          He was hoping to get hit by a truck.
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                          • ryanXL977
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-24-08
                            • 20615

                            #14
                            Originally posted by betplom
                            or this:

                            Doctor: I've got your test results and some bad news. You have cancer and Alzheimer's.


                            Man: Boy, am I lucky! I was afraid I had cancer!


                            that one is funny
                            but its more of an alzheimers joke, my granny died of that shit 5 years back
                            shitty disease also

                            **** man, youre brutal
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                            • pavyracer
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 04-12-07
                              • 82906

                              #15
                              This is obsurd. The guy calling Down's Syndrome children mongoloids is offended by cancer jokes.
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                              • betplom
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-20-06
                                • 13444

                                #16
                                A testicular cancer patient is admitted to the hospital for an orchiectomy to remove a cancerous testicle. When he wakes up the doctor tells him that he has good news and bad news.

                                Doctor: Which would you like to hear first?

                                Patient: The bad news.

                                Doctor: We accidentally removed both of your testicles.

                                Patient: What is the good news?

                                Doctor: You won't get prostate cancer.
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                                • RogueJuror
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 07-08-08
                                  • 10010

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by pico
                                  this is what happens when you're a bundy

                                  LOL

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                                  • ryanXL977
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 02-24-08
                                    • 20615

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                                    This is obsurd. The guy calling Down's Syndrome children mongoloids is offended by cancer jokes.

                                    i guess you cant read dummy

                                    a: i am not offended
                                    b: i want anyone to say whatever they want.
                                    c: mongoloids should be made fun of
                                    d: betplom can say whatever he wants, cancer is lethal,downys aint lethal
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                                    • betplom
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-20-06
                                      • 13444

                                      #19
                                      No one should be offended by sick humour, people die every day from terrible diseases, accidents and other tragedies, Ryan it's not like your alone in having someone close to you die of Cancer, Alzheimer's or whatever, death is part of life and life goes on, I deal with life/death in my own way, usually by making fun of it.

                                      I'll continue to do so, if anyone is offended don't read my threads.
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                                      • ryanXL977
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 02-24-08
                                        • 20615

                                        #20
                                        DUDE
                                        IM NOT OFFENDED
                                        I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING OTHER THAN POOR TASTE

                                        good god sbr is retarded
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                                        • Cloak & Dagger
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-15-07
                                          • 4781

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ryanXL977
                                          DUDE
                                          IM NOT OFFENDED
                                          I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING OTHER THAN POOR TASTE

                                          good god sbr is retarded
                                          your face looks retarded....

                                          plommer stirring the pot again
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                                          • betplom
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-20-06
                                            • 13444

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ryanXL977
                                            DUDE
                                            IM NOT OFFENDED
                                            I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING OTHER THAN POOR TASTE

                                            good god sbr is retarded
                                            I was telling anyone that may be offended to not read, I wasn't referring specifically to you about being offended.

                                            You're not that important to me Ryan, I've got bigger fish to fry, like cluck and digger.
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                                            • ryanXL977
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 02-24-08
                                              • 20615

                                              #23
                                              a troll is not a big fish

                                              but gl with him, ive had him on ignore for 4+ months now
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                                              • SlickFazzer
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-22-08
                                                • 20209

                                                #24
                                                I will still suck on her fakes. No biggie.
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                                                • wild willy
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-20-08
                                                  • 1298

                                                  #25
                                                  Hey betplom show some ****ing class asshole I'v also lost relatives to the disease and if you haven't your very lucky so grow up you ****ing piece of worthless shit
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                                                  • Cloak & Dagger
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 11-15-07
                                                    • 4781

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by betplom
                                                    I was telling anyone that may be offended to not read, I wasn't referring specifically to you about being offended.

                                                    You're not that important to me Ryan, I've got bigger fish to fry, like cluck and digger.
                                                    you fukin with me?...you fukin with the man




                                                    I put my face in a coke pile before I conduct business

                                                    do we have business here sir?
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                                                    • Cloak & Dagger
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 11-15-07
                                                      • 4781

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by ryanXL977
                                                      a troll is not a big fish

                                                      but gl with him, ive had him on ignore for 4+ months now
                                                      are you talking about the girl in your avatar?
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                                                      • betplom
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 09-20-06
                                                        • 13444

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by wild willy
                                                        Hey betplom show some ****ing class asshole I'v also lost relatives to the disease and if you haven't your very lucky so grow up you ****ing piece of worthless shit
                                                        Sorry for your loss, does that make you feel better?

                                                        Get yourself a kleenex and have yourself a good cry, then go fυck yourself.

                                                        I can't help it if you are weak and offended by a total stranger on the internet that's merely poking fun at life and death.

                                                        Applegate didn't die, she just had her titties sliced off. Poor broad.

                                                        Life is a bitch.

                                                        Originally posted by Cloak & Dagger
                                                        you fukin with me?...you fukin with the man?
                                                        Yeah, I'm phucking with you, pal.
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                                                        • Cloak & Dagger
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 11-15-07
                                                          • 4781

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by betplom
                                                          Sorry for your loss, does that make you feel better?

                                                          Get yourself a kleenex and have yourself a good cry, then go fυck yourself.

                                                          I can't help it if you are weak and offended by a total stranger on the internet that's merely poking fun at life and death.

                                                          Applegate didn't die, she just had her titties sliced off. Poor broad.

                                                          Life is a bitch.



                                                          Yeah, I'm phucking with you, pal.
                                                          listen up you dirty canadian....

                                                          I know life is miserable where you are....its cold....the women look like men....hockey is all canada has

                                                          no need to take out your sexual fustration on me or anyone else for that matter by cracking jokes about cancer patients

                                                          I leave you with this video...when people think about the name "plommer" this is what comes to mind



                                                          ...you dont want it with me buddy....ill make you run home and cry to your 2 dads
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                                                          • wild willy
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 11-20-08
                                                            • 1298

                                                            #30
                                                            Thats right cocklicker your just some cocksucking baglicking **** on the internet who woulden]t have the balls to say it my face all this shit you think is funny
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                                                            • Cloak & Dagger
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 11-15-07
                                                              • 4781

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by wild willy
                                                              Thats right cocklicker your just some cocksucking baglicking **** on the internet who woulden]t have the balls to say it my face all this shit you think is funny
                                                              lmfao

                                                              dont let plommer get to you...its the natural ice talking
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                                                              • betplom
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 09-20-06
                                                                • 13444

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Cloak & Dagger
                                                                listen up you dirty canadian....

                                                                I know life is miserable where you are....its cold....the women look like men....hockey is all canada has

                                                                no need to take out your sexual fustration on me or anyone else for that matter by cracking jokes about cancer patients

                                                                I leave you with this video...when people think about the name "plommer" this is what comes to mind

                                                                ...you dont want it with me buddy....ill make you run home and cry to your 2 dads

                                                                LOL, funny shit, but no need to feel sorry for this dirty Canadian, life is good (so far) for me - I'm nowhere near sexually frustrated, sexual frustration is definitely more of an American problem than a Canadian one.

                                                                I live in an actual free country, not a theoretical free country like the good ole USA.

                                                                I can place a bet online with legal bookmakers around the world and not have to worry about my government minding my business or telling me I can't do it.

                                                                Oh, and I can travel wherever I want on the globe - my government doesn't tell me I can't go to Cuba, plus my passport is an asset when travelling, the same can't be said for yours.

                                                                Cloaker, we are all fair game on the forum give and take, Cancer patients are fair game, for those that can't take it - tough.

                                                                Originally posted by wild willy
                                                                Thats right cocklicker your just some cocksucking baglicking **** on the internet who woulden]t have the balls to say it my face all this shit you think is funny
                                                                Is that your best, pal? What are you in 8th grade?

                                                                Pal not only would I say it to your face, I'd whisper it in your ear, and then blow you a kiss to make you feel better.

                                                                Dead relatives eh? They'd be so proud of you if they were still alive.
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                                                                • Cloak & Dagger
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 11-15-07
                                                                  • 4781

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by betplom
                                                                  LOL, funny shit, but no need to feel sorry for this dirty Canadian, life is good (so far) for me - I'm nowhere near sexually frustrated, sexual frustration is definitely more of an American problem than a Canadian one.

                                                                  I live in an actual free country, not a theoretical free country like the good ole USA.

                                                                  I can place a bet online with legal bookmakers around the world and not have to worry about my government minding my business or telling me I can't do it.

                                                                  Oh, and I can travel wherever I want on the globe - my government doesn't tell me I can't go to Cuba, plus my passport is an asset when travelling, the same can't be said for yours.

                                                                  Cloaker, we are all fair game on the forum give and take, Cancer patients are fair game, for those that can't take it - tough.
                                                                  lol

                                                                  very nice rebuttal

                                                                  I am humbled
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                                                                  • betplom
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 09-20-06
                                                                    • 13444

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Cloak & Dagger
                                                                    lol

                                                                    very nice rebuttal

                                                                    I am humbled

                                                                    I forgot to add, I'm a cancer free dirty Canadian.
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                                                                    • Cloak & Dagger
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 11-15-07
                                                                      • 4781

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by betplom



                                                                      Is that your best, pal? What are you in 8th grade?

                                                                      Pal not only would I say it to your face, I'd whisper it in your ear, and then blow you a kiss to make you feel better.

                                                                      Dead relatives eh? They'd be so proud of you if they were still alive.
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