SBR Photo Caption Contest

[SportsLockPicks]

Please post a caption to the following photo...

**This is not a sanctioned SBR contest, the prize is street cred on the rough and tumble streets of the SBR forum**

[Willie Bee]

"How did my butt move to the front of my body? Oh wait, that's not my butt."

[gordon gekko]

" That's A huge bitch! "

[SportsLockPicks]

Before being swallowed whole by LaQuida's monstrous cameltoe, Quawanda was asked for any final wishes...to which she replied "look at the size of that moose-knuckle, i just can't believe the size of that immense caribou-hoof, holy ham-canyon" , soon after, Quawana was never heard from again.

[13th Inning]

"Your honor, I didn't MEAN to kick her in the clam... It's just when I turned around, I thought I was being attacked by Kool-Aid Man."

[smitch124]

Well I've seen it with this caption before, but I will share....

Mooseknuckle.

[daggerkobe]

If Notorious and Oprah mated.....

[wtf]

these pants were loose this morning, really

[ivanator]

"Did you say steak?"

[SlickFazzer]

She might be good in bed...

[daggerkobe]

That aint no cameltoe, it's the friggin Grand Canyon!

[Mudcat]

Today's beauty tip for the portly girl: wear tight pink pants to draw attention away from quadruple chins.

[Bread]

Hey where is Casper with the caption of the day?

Art Garfunkel couldn't remember if he left the iron on. And he really didn't care.

[daggerkobe]

If Shaq were born a woman......

[pavyracer]

"Look at that prehistoric humongous camel toe!"

[bigboydan]

She might be good in bed...

I thought you would say "i'd make naughty love to her".

[smitch124]

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[Panic]

"I get good tickets to Jerry Springer and all they're gonna see on camera is my blonde hair. Fvck."

[tullamore]

How pissed would you be if you had to sit next to that bitch on an airplane.

[pavyracer]

How pissed would you be if you had to sit next to that bitch on an airplane.

You can't. The plane wouldn't lift off.

[Junkyard Dog]

Prior to her date with jjgold, Lakeesha put on her most colorful sweatsuite

[SlickFazzer]

wonder what her teets look like.

[pavyracer]

Prior to her date with jjgold, Lakeesha put on her most colorful sweatsuite

Can you imagine a 2.4 inch pecker in a 20 inch long camel toe?

[SlickFazzer]

Can you imagine a 2.4 inch pecker in a 20 inch long camel toe?

Anatomically I just don't think it would work. It just wouldn't.

[wtf]

Can you imagine a 2.4 inch pecker in a 20 inch long camel toe?

that would be like throwing a twinkie down a hallway

[daggerkobe]

How would you like to be the owner of Hometown Buffet and see her being forklifted out of a Uhaul truck and headed to the entrance.

[Dark Horse]

If it was a sketch, it would be funnier to ignore the obvious.

The thin woman on the left would be thinking something like 'don't like left. don't look.... Gezus, I love that color.'

This allows the audience to participate in the build up, and then laugh because the joke is about them instead.

[Casperwaits]

Hey where is Casper with the caption of the day?

Art Garfunkel couldn't remember if he left the iron on. And he really didn't care.

I just got online. Looks like the torch has been passed.

[Dark Horse]

'Why not to wear your pants back to front.'

[mmike032]

"archaeologist has discovered new evidence of the previously believed to be extinct T-Rex huff"

[Mudcat]

No but seriously, she's not going to eat that little chick on her right, is she?

[ryanspeer2001]

"The rapidly growing issue of steroids has finally spread to the WNBA. Sherry Swoops (Above Right) has been mixing HGH with Skittles for over 2 months".

[HedgeHog]

That's a real camel toe...there's a two-humped beast in her belly kickin' to get out.

[tacomax]

[SportsLockPicks]

The whole audience sitting behind the Stay Puft Chocolate Marshmallow Woman couldn't help but notice that the back of her neck looked like a package of hotdogs.