if Texas battled the other 47 lower states

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  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63172

    #1
    if Texas battled the other 47 lower states
    who would win... old school civil war battle, canons, muskets, ect... nothing high tech....

    somtimes I feel like Texans think they are their own country....we might as well fight it out

    whatcha think Willie BEE
  • Deuce
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-12-08
    • 29843

    #2
    The natives of Detroit would clown on them by themselves.
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    • daggerkobe
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-25-08
      • 10744

      #3
      mofome?
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      • yisman
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-01-08
        • 75682

        #4
        just send detroit's criminals after them. texas would surrender.
        [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
        [/quote]

        [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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        • topgame85
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-30-08
          • 12325

          #5
          Detroit? there are tougher places then detroit
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          • Panic
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-06-08
            • 10367

            #6
            Originally posted by Deuce
            The natives of Detroit would clown on them by themselves.

            lol. We would take Detroit out in the first 30 minutes. And they would probably run to others for a bailout.
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            • tullamore
              SBR MVP
              • 07-17-07
              • 3586

              #7
              I have traveled to all 48 of the continental states, and the residents of Texas have the most pride of when it comes to being from a particular state. They just wouldn't give up when it came to defending their states honor.
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              • Chi_archie
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-22-08
                • 63172

                #8
                don't mess with texas..
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                • Panic
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-06-08
                  • 10367

                  #9
                  Is there any other state that you could say...X against the other 47? Texas is the only one. How about Texas against just 1 other state? Now that would be funny.
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                  • pavyracer
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 04-12-07
                    • 82896

                    #10
                    I believe the state where the majority of US nuclear arsenal is stored win this war.
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                    • Willie Bee
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-14-06
                      • 15726

                      #11
                      Little Ditka vs. Big Ditka, who wins Archie?

                      You know, Texas still has the right to both secede from the union as well as divide into multiple states. So if we became say, five states, all of which still 50X bigger than Rhode Island, it would really be 47-5. Plus I'm pretty sure Louisiana could be bought off, you do realize that area has been sold like 137 times now in the past 300 years, right? So that even gives us more of the refineries plus Cajuns are a ruthless, hard to kill sort of people. And Oklahoma is probably ours, we have enough ex-Texas high school football players up there to convince the general populace to join us. And I really think we could get the entire country of Mexico behind us, at least up until the point of their inevitable capitulation, so in some ways it would be 47-9. And lord knows Sarah Palin would bring a squadron of dogsledders out of Alaska to our defense. So now it's 47-10 and like most of the oil and refineries.

                      But alas, I still think the rest of the 47 would win out in the end. The final defense would be played out at the brewery in Shiner. I could be wrong.
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                      • Panic
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-06-08
                        • 10367

                        #12
                        Really the state that would love to see this happen is California. They hate us. We hate them. But when it comes to safety, they would scream for Texas to help them. If Texas ever seceeded, what state do you think gets taken over 1st? Cali. They would be the new province of China.
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                        • Willie Bee
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 02-14-06
                          • 15726

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Panic
                          Is there any other state that you could say...X against the other 47? Texas is the only one. How about Texas against just 1 other state? Now that would be funny.
                          How about this sobering fact: If you divide Alaska in half, Texas is the third-largest state.
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                          • smitch124
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-19-08
                            • 12566

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Willie Bee
                            How about this sobering fact: If you divide Alaska in half, Texas is the third-largest state.
                            Stop with the sobering facts when I'm drinking beer!!
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                            • Panic
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-06-08
                              • 10367

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Willie Bee
                              How about this sobering fact: If you divide Alaska in half, Texas is the third-largest state.
                              I think close to 20% of military enlists come from Texas. How about...when it comes to gambling and money... I think it is around 20% of Vegas betting money comes from Texas. This is why alot of us Texans hate to see money like that leave the state. We have all that barren land going towards El Paso to build casino after casino. Willie, we are letting to much money leave the state.
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                              • WhatAboutMeBitch
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-02-09
                                • 1294

                                #16
                                Originally posted by pavyracer
                                I believe the state where the majority of US nuclear arsenal is stored win this war.

                                did you not read the guys initial post?
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                                • mmike032
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-11-08
                                  • 8905

                                  #17
                                  the south will rise again
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                                  • l7ustin
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 10-09-08
                                    • 3914

                                    #18
                                    As a proud texan i must say that we have the best food in the country bar none. If we had Casinos in our state, Vegas would be shut down in 24 hours. Our food is > Vegas food.
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                                    • WhatAboutMeBitch
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-02-09
                                      • 1294

                                      #19
                                      Texas is great!
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                                      • The Prick
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 08-31-05
                                        • 4965

                                        #20
                                        we got ya surrounded. we Texans that is
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                                        • pavyracer
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 04-12-07
                                          • 82896

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by WhatAboutMeBitch
                                          did you not read the guys initial post?
                                          I did read it. The state with the most cannons and muskets will win this war. Do you like it better now?
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                                          • Chi_archie
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-22-08
                                            • 63172

                                            #22
                                            I bet any state that Pavy resides in would win a all states for themselves battle royal
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                                            • Mudcat
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 07-21-05
                                              • 9287

                                              #23
                                              Americans are wise to battle among themselves and not mess with Canada. We have a boat AND a plane.
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                                              • Chi_archie
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-22-08
                                                • 63172

                                                #24
                                                As cold as it is here and around the upper midwest..... If Canada ever wanted to fight.... let's do it in Texas...cuz you guys are nuts living up there in the winter...
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                                                • bbyhill
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 09-16-07
                                                  • 2991

                                                  #25
                                                  Get all the combatant ndn in Oklahoma off the Rez and Texas doesnt have a chance
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                                                  • pavyracer
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 04-12-07
                                                    • 82896

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                                    I bet any state that Pavy resides in would win a all states for themselves battle royal
                                                    Archie,

                                                    If the state of Texas has 2 cannons and 100 muskets and the state of Vermont has 100 cannons and 1000 muskets who do you think is going to win the war.

                                                    It's all about military power baby!
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                                                    • Mudcat
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 07-21-05
                                                      • 9287

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                                      As cold as it is here and around the upper midwest..... If Canada ever wanted to fight.... let's do it in Texas...cuz you guys are nuts living up there in the winter...

                                                      Agreed. Absolutely. Or maybe do it in Key West. That might be nice. I'm ready to go now.

                                                      Except instead of fighting, maybe we could just sit down for pie. Canadians like pie.
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                                                      • Chi_archie
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-22-08
                                                        • 63172

                                                        #28
                                                        Ravy.... what are you blabbering about?


                                                        I'd take you, your marksmanship, and your green beret and your state even if they only had only sniper rifle...against 1000 tanks, 10,000 cannons, 50,000 machine guns.

                                                        you the man
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                                                        • pavyracer
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 04-12-07
                                                          • 82896

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                                          Ravy.... what are you blabbering about?


                                                          I'd take you, your marksmanship, and your green beret and your state even if they only had only sniper rifle...against 1000 tanks, 10,000 cannons, 50,000 machine guns.

                                                          you the man
                                                          He said muskets and cannons.
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