If you started a new forum and could take 5 posters....

[betplom]

are you serious?

No serious post of mine includes the word cunnilingus, analingus or fellatio, so no is my answer.

[Chi_archie]

I would bring my boner to the new forum













boner18 the poster.... I love that guy...and his gf is hot...and he has a jim carrey dumb and dumber haircut...

and vikings2

let me get back to you on the other 3

[bigboydan]

Your choice. You're the boss.

I thought you were since you started the topic. Anyways, tough decision really and no matter what I decide upon I'm sure somebody will complain that I left them off the list, but here goes.

#1. Justin7: The guy not only knows his stuff but he gets people paid! (hard for anyone to dispute this selection).

#2. Coach: Gotta have somebody who can take your mind off the bad beats and can cuss out when players endure on a daily basis.

#3. Mr.Nicky: What can you really say about this guy. Your typical class clown that actually knows his stuff.

#4. Mudcat: The guy gives good sound advice and is a straight shooter about it even if it comes out rather bluntly (gotta like that if your a player looking for a new book to play at).

#5. The General: The guy is a forum icon who is very diverse in many ways. A very nice asset if he can be obtained or pried away from his current ventures.

* Please keep in mind this is just my selections that are members of the SBR forum. However, it would be different if it was from every forum out there in order to create the very best top 5.

[Nicky Santoro]

oh my god danny, you made me feel guilty now. here i am just telling you that you are not on my top 25 list and now you put me in your top 5.. danny, you know what, i feel bad now for not putting you in my top 25..

so you know what danny, since you put me on your top 5, then i will put you in my............................ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fukk it.. you're still not in my top 25...

[Panic]

Not one poster has picked a girl to go. With all the complaints about the gay shit lately, I figured some would picks some chicks. Mine would probably be:

Teela
Bad Nina
Robyn
Gm Girl
Sports Girl

Fvck the rest. I want to hang where the odds are good that I might get action. 5-1 ratio, girls to guys. I'm in.

[bigboydan]

Not one poster has picked a girl to go.

Sorry sir but I just couldn't do it. You said the top 5 to start a forum with and I had to pick the posters I felt would give me the best chance of succeeding and making it profitable.

[Nicky Santoro]

Not one poster has picked a girl to go. With all the complaints about the gay shit lately, I figured some would picks some chicks. Mine would probably be:

Teela
Bad Nina
Robyn
Gm Girl
Sports Girl

Fvck the rest. I want to hang where the odds are good that I might get action. 5-1 ratio, girls to guys. I'm in.

we dont have a strong girl list.

1- teela- never hardly posts.. maybe 6 posts a week
2- nina- my best friend female, but hardly posts, too
3- robyn- she's unbalanced. one day she's a bitch with me and i want to smack her, next day, she's a great person and nice to me and pm'ing me to work with her. she's a nut. she should be on medication.
4- gm girl-disappeard completely, was a great poster
5- sportsgirl- who the fukk is sportsgirl?

[Teela]

we dont have a strong girl list.

1- teela- never hardly posts.. maybe 6 posts a week
2- nina- my best friend female, but hardly posts, too
3- robyn- she's unbalanced. one day i she's a bitch with me and i want to smack her, next day, she's a great person and nice to me and pm'ing me to work with her. she's a nut. she should be on medication.
4- gm girl-disappeard completely, was a great poster
5- sportsgirl- who the fukk is sportsgirl?

Six posts a week? Somebody's been napping...

I'm at three per week.

[rjt721]

I'd hire jjgold, Richkas, venditto, daggerkobe and onthewhat, and I'd include in their contracts they can't post at any other forum. Then, I'd immediately leave my forum and return here.

[Casperwaits]

I am hurt. I will start my own damn island.

1. Bread
2. Chi-Archie
3. AMB
4. Fiasco (Yes, a newbie who is rocking out the picks)
5. Teela

[SBR Lou]

Six posts a week? Somebody's been napping...

I'm at three per week.

Technically, you're at 6.95 a day and that is very fortunate for our readers as you seem to be one of the best capping young ladies at SBR forum. Always look forward to your posts.

[Teela]

Technically, you're at 6.95 a day and that is very fortunate for our readers as you seem to be one of the best capping young ladies at SBR forum. Always look forward to your posts.

Is that because there are only a handful of us? Is that like being the tallest "little person?"

[AMBlai01]

I think Casper has a crush on Teela.

[Casperwaits]

I think Casper has a crush on Teela.

Just a small one. I ranked her fifth .

[Teela]

Everyone has Bread as their number one crush because he's a foreigner.

He doesn't have a fun accent like Englishmike though.

[3PtShooter]

As one of the Lurkers of all time here are the ones I can recall

JJ Gold
Journeyman
Sick Gambler
Fishhead
The General
MAILMAN

others that I would think about
Wilhelm
BEANTOWNJIM
dante
Shrink
Railbird
Dsethi
Hache man
dirty

know I missed a few but could have a pretty active forum

[l7ustin]

Easy:
Brock Landers (out of retirement)
Chi Arch
pags11
LT Profits
TSoprano

[Chi_archie]

Easy:
Brock Landers (out of retirement)
Chi Arch
pags11
LT Profits
TSoprano

someone needs to find Brock, and help him set up his own gambling/capping/sports forum...



SRBP..... Sports Rubber Band Picks


still think that guy was a dead ringer for mr. belding from saved by the bell...

I miss him and his axel rose avatar

may Tim Tebow bless Brock and his family

[LT Profits]

Ganchrow
Justin
durito
donjuan
rjt

[Cloak & Dagger]

#1. Nicky...mastermind...tells people he lives in LA but is buried in Canada making sure not to leave a paper trail...the Feds couldnt find this guy...he still has money from 1991...if a book in hondouros...ran by 3 villagers...using a rock to scratch lines on granite slabs...if they had the best line...nicky would find it

#2. jjgold...the coach...seen him go crazy when people talk about his rug...id like to have him on my side in a bar fight...he would bite someones ear off...and he has a ticker in his room...enough said

#3. Tsoprano...all business...all about that paper...dosent post meaningless babble...if you are in a jam follow this man for about a month...he can make a dollar out of 15cents

#4. Plommer...when he gets drunk he stirs shit up...forums need people to stir the pot...his upping of old threads makes people think about things they said 1 year ago...still think 'plommer' sounds fruity to me though

#5. Daggerkobe...alot of the threads he starts along with his posts...are 'calling out' other posters so to speak...the entertainment is priceless ...also...not afraid to tell it like it is...no fear of authority figures...reminds me of myself...maybe there is something to the 'dagger' name






p.s. Id also take Teela because she is a redhead that knew about another redhead whom I dream about at night...nobody else could identify my dream girl...therefore Teela comes with...for that alone

[PuckOff]

archie, too fat to make vids now. i've gained 59 lbs over holidays. i am tipping the scale at 327 lbs now. people at sbr are mean and they'll make fun of me and call me fatty. i am on diet. when i'm down to 268 again, i'll be back.

Pay them no mind Nicky. You're beautiful!!!

[Nicky Santoro]

pucker you son of a bitch, whatever happened to you coming to montreal in november to beat my ass in hockey? big talker.. big talker.. i guess you thought about it and realized you don't want to make a fool out of yourself, right? good move.

pucker, even though i am 327 lbs now, i'd still beat your ass. in fact, i might still beat you in a 10 shot each shootout even with 1 arm tied behind my back.

I eat people like you for breakfast, pucker. pucker, i could have been in the NHL if i was a tad quicker on skates, and 4 inches taller.

pucker, anytime you want the challenge, let me know, so i can embarass you in front of all of sbr posters when i humiliate you on Youtube.

[Chi_archie]

hey rogie, wtf is that supposed to mean? where did this come from? i don't get it. listen man, if you really want to suck my beef, just say so. i'll unzip for you, but don't blame me if you choke on my big Italian sausage.

archie, too fat to make vids now. i've gained 59 lbs over holidays. i am tipping the scale at 327 lbs now. people at sbr are mean and they'll make fun of me and call me fatty. i am on diet. when i'm down to 268 again, i'll be back.

ak,
don't know you, but solid list..


i couldn't make a list of top 5 cause there's a bunch of good ones.. i made a list of top 25 on a paper and to make it easier, i will say this.. each poster who posted in this thread up till this post, is in my top 25, except AK who i dont know, and Durito, who is a wiseass, and if plommer continues to fukk around with my quotes, he will be off the top 25 list too..

ok, some more summer time vids at the park schooling jr high kids in hockey will be just fine after your diet...

with all your money, why don't you just hire me to be a personal trainer for 3 months Nicky? I'll have ya ready for the 6 weeks of canadian summer. Our girls can hang out and bitch about SBR and our gambling, it will be great

[Scorpion]

Railbird
jjgold
sick gambler
Beantownjim
am i tight or not?

[PuckOff]

pucker you son of a bitch, whatever happened to you coming to montreal in november to beat my ass in hockey? big talker.. big talker.. i guess you thought about it and realized you don't want to make a fool out of yourself, right? good move.

pucker, even though i am 327 lbs now, i'd still beat your ass. in fact, i might still beat you in a 10 shot each shootout even with 1 arm tied behind my back.

I eat people like you for breakfast, pucker. pucker, i could have been in the NHL if i was a tad quicker on skates, and 4 inches taller.

pucker, anytime you want the challenge, let me know, so i can embarass you in front of all of sbr posters when i humiliate you on Youtube.

Nicky,

I told you I would take you on any day, but I DO NOT play ball hockey. Let's get real buddy. Ball hockey are for smucks like you and 99.9% of Americans who cannot skate.

Let's do any challenge on the ice, on skates and no composite hockey sticks.

Deal??

Your Pal,

Pucker

[Cloak & Dagger]

Railbird
jjgold
sick gambler
Beantownjim
am i tight or not?

[betplom]

#4. Plommer...when he gets drunk he stirs shit up...forums need people to stir the pot...his upping of old threads makes people think about things they said 1 year ago...still think 'plommer' sounds fruity to me though

LOL to the drunk suggestion, I don't know how anyone gets the idea I'm drunk when I post, I almost never use alcohol, the Koran forbids it.

I like to stir shit up when I'm sober.

Nice writeup and thanks for having me on your list.

"Plommer" was Nicky's great invention, for those that haven't been paying attention Nickey converts everyones name to some version ending in "er".

Onthewhat = onner
Panic = panner
betplom = plommer

and so on.

I blame Nicky

[Cloak & Dagger]

LOL to the drunk suggestion, I don't know how anyone gets the idea I'm drunk when I post, I almost never use alcohol, the Koran forbids it.

I like to stir shit up when I'm sober.

Nice writeup and thanks for having me on your list.

"Plommer" was Nicky's great invention, for those that haven't been paying attention Nickey converts everyones name to some version ending in "er".

Onthewhat = onner
Panic = panner
betplom = plommer

and so on.

I blame Nicky

heh

ya...nickey and jj call me "cloaker" so I know about that

[Panic]

If I knew Nicky and JJ were going to put "er" at the end of every posters name, I would have chosen "Fvck" as my handle.

[RogueJuror]

LOL to the drunk suggestion, I don't know how anyone gets the idea I'm drunk when I post, I almost never use alcohol, the Koran forbids it.

all this time we thought you were a raging alcoholic

[betplom]

all this time we thought you were a raging alcoholic.

See how dumb SBR posters are Roguie?

I'm a raging, Allah loving Muslim that loves pork & pussy (& porking pussy.)

[RogueJuror]

See how dumb SBR posters are Roguie?

I'm a raging, Allah loving Muslim that loves pork & pussy (& porking pussy.)

Insha'Allah me islamic habibi, (might as well add gayness into the pork and pussy)

[MonkeyF0cker]

If I knew Nicky and JJ were going to put "er" at the end of every posters name, I would have chosen "Fvck" as my handle.

Does that make me MonkeyF0ckerer?

[Panic]

Does that make me MonkeyF0ckerer?

Good question. You may have them stumped with your poster name.

[Robyn]

we dont have a strong girl list.

1- teela- never hardly posts.. maybe 6 posts a week
2- nina- my best friend female, but hardly posts, too
3- robyn- she's unbalanced. one day she's a bitch with me and i want to smack her, next day, she's a great person and nice to me and pm'ing me to work with her. she's a nut. she should be on medication.
4- gm girl-disappeard completely, was a great poster
5- sportsgirl- who the fukk is sportsgirl?

Nicky, I am never a bitch to you. I like you...just not as much as Nina likes you.

I love you today, Nicky.