Pavy asks, I will always oblige.
10. Onner watches reruns of "Matlock" and "Walker, Texas Ranger" before an Ovaltine nightcap.
9. He wears a velvet smoking jacket and chinos when he sits in front of his computer to make his picks
8. He doesn't date cougars, he traps and releases
7. He still calls girls "dames" and "broads"
6. He watches "Grandmas Gone Wild" for mating tips
5. The other posters here talk about homosexual stuff. Onner takes bets on who is actually doing the homosexual stuff and to whom.
4. Doesn't like dice games with barons and earls
3. He goes to 80's night at a bar hoping it is an octagenarian orgy.
2. His backwards hat logo is AARP
1. JJ calls him Sir.
10. Onner watches reruns of "Matlock" and "Walker, Texas Ranger" before an Ovaltine nightcap.
9. He wears a velvet smoking jacket and chinos when he sits in front of his computer to make his picks
8. He doesn't date cougars, he traps and releases
7. He still calls girls "dames" and "broads"
6. He watches "Grandmas Gone Wild" for mating tips
5. The other posters here talk about homosexual stuff. Onner takes bets on who is actually doing the homosexual stuff and to whom.
4. Doesn't like dice games with barons and earls
3. He goes to 80's night at a bar hoping it is an octagenarian orgy.
2. His backwards hat logo is AARP
1. JJ calls him Sir.
