The official bring back Mr. brockSTONE Landers with a RUBBERBAND chalk factory PLAY!!

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  • PAULYPOKER
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-06-08
    • 36581

    #1
    The official bring back Mr. brockSTONE Landers with a RUBBERBAND chalk factory PLAY!!
    This post is for my long lost BANNED pal............

    Mr. BrockSTONE Landers!

    SALUD!!!
    Rubber band play from the Brockster himself at end of this message


    Brock gets up around seven
    Get outta bed around nine
    And Brock don't worry about nothin' no
    Cause worryin's a waste of his, time

    The show usually starts around seven
    We go on SBR stage at nine
    Get on the bus at eleven
    Sippin' a drink and feelin' fine

    We been dancin' with
    Mr. Brockstone
    Sbr johns been knockin'
    He won't' leave Brock alone

    Brock used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do
    So the little got more and more
    Brock just keep tryin' ta get a little better
    Said a little better than before
    Brock used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do
    So the little got more and more
    Brock just keep tryin' ta get a little better
    Said a little better than before

    We been dancin' with
    Mr. Brockstone
    He's been knockin'
    He won't leave SBR John alone

    Now brock gets up around whenever
    Brock used ta get up on time
    But that old man
    SBR john he's a real muthafukker
    Gonna kick him on down the line


    Brock's ode to SBR
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    If I say I don't need anyone</ins></ins>
    I can say these things to you
    'Cause I can turn on anyone
    Just like I've turned on you
    I've got a tongue like a razor
    A sweet switchblade knife
    And I can do you favors
    But then you'll do whatever I like

    [Chorus:]
    Here I am
    And you're a Rocket Queen
    I might be a little young
    But honey I ain't naive
    Here I am
    And you're a Rocket Queen oh yeah
    I might be too much
    But honey you're a bit obscene

    I've seen everything imaginable
    Pass before these eyes
    I've had everything that's tangible
    Honey you'd be surprised
    I'm a sexual innuendo
    In this burned out paradise
    If you turn me on to anything
    You better turn me on tonight

    [Chorus:]

    I see you standin'
    Standin' on your own
    It's such a lonely place for you
    For you to be
    If you need a shoulder
    Or if you need a friend
    I'll be here standing
    Until the bitter end
    No one needs the sorrow
    No one needs the pain
    I hate to see you
    Walking out there
    Out in the rain
    So don't chastise me
    Or think I, I mean you harm
    Of those that take you
    Leave you strung out
    Much too far
    Baby-yeah

    Don't ever leave me
    Say you'll always be there
    All I ever wanted
    Was for you
    To know that I care


    The 2 concert videos was from 1988 at the RITZ right before they EXPLODED!! onto mainstream baby YEAH!!


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    If you want Mr brockstone unbanned immediately simply just nominate this POST!























    HUGE Fukkin play for the NBA FINALS GAME 5!! (RUBBERBAND PLAY)



    You know the drill boys....

    This is a RUBBERBAND play for the NBA finals game 5

    I did the SAME thing last year with Miami and it was close, but cashed!

    This year there is NO stopping the HEAT!!!!!!!

    I'll be on them to win a MINIMUM of 3 dimes on the ML

    GET SOME!!!!!!!!

    Miami -120




    SALUD!!

    ______________

    If you want Mr brockstone unbanned immediately, simply just nominate this POST!
  • leetreaper
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 10-23-10
    • 34841

    #2
    mmmkay...
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    • The Kraken
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-25-11
      • 28918

      #3
      Bring him back so I can bury him. I have a policy of not making fun of retards behind their backs.
      Comment
      • Fishhead
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 08-11-05
        • 40179

        #4
        Fwiw, BROCK signed a one-year deal at EOG a couple weeks back.
        Comment
        • PAULYPOKER
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 12-06-08
          • 36581

          #5
          Originally posted by Fishhead
          Fwiw, BROCK signed a one-year deal at EOG a couple weeks back.


          Brockay says this to that contract if SBR grants him amnesty!

          EOG! take this badge from me
          I can't use it anymore
          It's getting dark too dark to see
          Feels like I'm knockin' on SBR's door

          Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door
          Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door
          Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door
          Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door

          EOG put my guns in the ground
          I can't shoot them anymore
          That cold black cloud is comin' down
          Feels like I'm knockin' on SBR's door

          Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door
          Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door
          Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door
          Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door

          "YOU JUST BETTER START SNIFFIN' YOUR OWN
          RANK SUBJUGATION JACK 'CAUSE IT'S JUST
          YOU AGAINST YOUR TATTERED LIBIDO, THE BANK
          AND THE MORTICIAN, FOREVER MAN AND IT
          WOULDN'T BE LUCK IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF
          LIFE ALIVE"

          Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door
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          • Grits n' Gravy
            Restricted User
            • 06-10-10
            • 13024

            #6
            Originally posted by Fishhead
            Fwiw, BROCK signed a one-year deal at EOG a couple weeks back.
            For what? Some hair plugs and a Richard Simmons exercise video.

            Nice call on Rockies.
            Comment
            • Doc JS
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-15-06
              • 6885

              #7
              Originally posted by Fishhead
              Fwiw, BROCK signed a one-year deal at EOG a couple weeks back.
              they deserve one another...
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              • PAULYPOKER
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 12-06-08
                • 36581

                #8
                I thought ALL you guys loved brockays!! plays....

                And would do anything to get them.........

                Suit yourselves

                I'm a cold heartbreaker
                Fit ta burn and I'll rip
                your heart in two
                An I'll leave you lyin' on the forum floor
                I'll be out the door before ya wake
                It's nuthin' new ta you
                'Cause I think we've seen that movie too
                Comment
                • PAULYPOKER
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 12-06-08
                  • 36581

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrockLanders























                  HUGE Fukkin play for the NBA FINALS GAME 5!! (RUBBERBAND PLAY)



                  You know the drill boys....

                  This is a RUBBERBAND play for the NBA finals game 5

                  I did the SAME thing last year with Miami and it was close, but cashed!

                  This year there is NO stopping the HEAT!!!!!!!

                  I'll be on them to win a MINIMUM of 3 dimes on the ML

                  GET SOME!!!!!!!!

                  Miami -120




                  SALUD!!

                  ______________

                  If you want Mr brockstone unbanned immediately, simply just nominate this POST!
                  Comment
                  • PAULYPOKER
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 12-06-08
                    • 36581

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
                    Sent to brock landers today. Brock is in Vegas. Is JJ ready for the return!?

                    Comment
                    • PAULYPOKER
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 12-06-08
                      • 36581

                      #11
                      Originally Posted by BrockLanders

                      Game 7
                      Spurs +6 six fukkin dimes!

                      get some..

                      Salud
                      Comment
                      • mngambler
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-01-11
                        • 2890

                        #12
                        please bring Landers...aka "auto-fade" back
                        Comment
                        • BadLuckSanta
                          SBR MVP
                          • 06-30-10
                          • 2756

                          #13
                          PAULY is that confirmed? Brock is on the Spurs??
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                          • kfranz31
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-09-10
                            • 1186

                            #14
                            heat is a guaranteed lock pound it
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                            • PAULYPOKER
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 12-06-08
                              • 36581

                              #15
                              Originally posted by PAULYPOKER
                              Originally Posted by BrockLanders

                              Game 7
                              Spurs +6 six fukkin dimes!

                              get some..
                              Salud
                              Comment
                              • PAULYPOKER
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 12-06-08
                                • 36581

                                #16
                                Now!! SBR!!!
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                                • bjb7223
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-03-12
                                  • 10349

                                  #17
                                  Brock stole 2 units from a teller at B@nk of Americ@.
                                  Comment
                                  • bjb7223
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-03-12
                                    • 10349

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Fishhead
                                    Fwiw, BROCK signed a one-year deal at EOG a couple weeks back.
                                    I'm sure he can get out of that contract.
                                    Comment
                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      I hear Brock wants back
                                      Comment
                                      • Smoke
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 10-09-09
                                        • 48111

                                        #20
                                        He's booking action across the street

                                        Realized he couldnt beat the books

                                        So he became the book
                                        Comment
                                        • bjb7223
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-03-12
                                          • 10349

                                          #21


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