10 Ways TSoprano Can Get Rid of An Erection

[Casperwaits]

I have had a problem with this in the past T. Here are 10 surefire ways to stop the insanity.

10. Rewatch the last 10 Celtics games dating back to Xmas. Watching Rondo handling the ball will make you less apt to want to handle yours

9. Listen to JJ's voicemail message to Robyn. After listening to that, my scrotum ended up in my belly.

8. Pretend like you are going to have sex with a REALLY beautiful woman. Rarely do I get this opportunity, but when I have, my little guy goes all goofy like he is afraid of what is going to happen next. This is why I gamble.

7. Drink anything 5'er is making in his kitchen. His drinks make my willy all silly.

6. Watch the Screech Sex Tape. If you do not have that lying around, watch Saved By The Bell the College Years

5. Pretend you are A-Rod, at bat in a big game. The way he chokes, I figure all the blood will rush from your little head to your big head

4. Listen to anything by Barry Manilow or Yanni. I swear this will make you go sterile.

3. Look at any National Geographic with the naked African tribeswomen. Actually that may make you more excited

2. Ask RogueScholar to tell you about his Friday night

1. Bet the Ravens the Second half

[Bread]

3. Look at any National Geographic with the naked African tribeswomen. Actually that may make you more excited

Hey! I like those hotties! Great list as always!

[pavyracer]

11. TSoprano never loses an erection because the erection loses TSoprano first.

[Tsoprano]

Nothing beats Casper's lists.

[Poker_Beast]