jjgold is a very bad man...

[Robyn]

JJ called Bread two weeks ago stating that he considers him a good friend and wanted to offer him the deal of a lifetime (purchasing crude oil at a very low price and driving it across the country in an 18 wheeler to sell to various gas stations).

So I get this message late last night. Bread doesn't know about it yet. I am kind of scared.

Guys, do not let this guy near your girl. Flyingillini, make Lisa delete his number from her phone.

UNREAL.



p.s. I didn't call him back...yet.

[jjgold]

That must be Bread

That is NOT ME

[Robyn]

Don't lie, JJ. You know that is you. You are in so much trouble when Bread sees this thread.

[gummo]

We need CompaqDork to do some voice analysis on that message.

[Robyn]

gummo, I am starting to think that JJ sleepwalks. He is usually in bed by 9PM but he has been up late more often lately. Maybe he did that in his sleep?

[Panic]

2 things a man should never do. Mess with another mans wife and bet the Under on the Raven/Titan game.

[buztah]

I have spoken with JJ countless times. Definitely NOT JJ! No way in hell. That guy has a southern drawl. Proly BOT messing around.

[Robyn]

Well...JJ hit on me and Bread bet the under on that game. Do they cancel each other out?

Buzzy, who is BOT?

[Casperwaits]

Hey Robyn,
That voice mail reminds me of the 1980's Afterschool Specials. It had everything you could want. Peer Pressure (Don't worry Robyn, everyone is doing it). Addiction (JJ sounding like he was fiending for phone sex), and a 1980's teen idol in the lead ( I swear that sound like Scott Baio playing the role of JJ)

[Panic]

Well...JJ hit on me and Bread bet the under on that game. Do they cancel each other out?

2 negatives dont make a positive in this case. Bread is on the verge of snapping as it is. If there is another score in thhe game before half, might as well order funeral arrangements because JJ is a dead man.

[RumpledForeskin]

creepy, and whoever that was sounds very jewey.....

[Robyn]

I am scared. I shouldn't have posted that video. I am going to lock myself in the bedroom right now.

[SlickFazzer]

[buztah]

Well...JJ hit on me and Bread bet the under on that game. Do they cancel each other out?

Buzzy, who is BOT?

BOT is a lil kok boy who had a hot streak here last NCAA season. Last I heard he had some surgery or some shit happen and disappeared. Miss the phuck. he was a dick but sharp with college hoops.

[Robyn]

Big Orange Titans?

No, this message definitely wasn't him. BOT is only 13 years old.

[buztah]

Big Orange Titans?

No, this message definitely wasn't him. BOT is only 13 years old.

yeah, taht's him, sept I think he was like 25 or so. Where the phuck is that kok?

[jjgold]

Could of been Deuce??

Guy trying to get me back because of shower scene I caught him in??

[Robyn]

The message is not from Deuce. Deuce sounds like Robin Williams.

This message was from you...or pavy.

[Bread]

If it's Pavy I am OK with that. Pavy is a stud like me.

I can't deal with wacos like JJ though. I will step on his Vas deferens if it was him.

[bigboydan]

[Chi_archie]

what would gas stations do with crude oil????


its not like they have refineries in their bathrooms....

someone is lying

[Chi_archie]

just listened... its JJ for sure... can here it in the "baby"

and the way he says bread...

[Deuce]

Guy is a wood pecker. Total fukkin nut case. I will smash his face with a frying pan if he talked to my lady friend in this fashion.

[Robyn]

what would gas stations do with crude oil????


its not like they have refineries in their bathrooms....

someone is lying

Exactly Arch. JJ is a terrible friend and a con artist.

[Bread]

Deuce please send me your girl's myspace. Thanks bud.

Arch you do the same.

God Bless. (R.I.P. 5T)

[Deuce]

Deuce please send me your girl's myspace. Thanks bud.

Arch you do the same.

God Bless. (R.I.P. 5T)

She is only on Facebook.

[Chi_archie]

I know this is all WWE style sbr behind the scenes drama... but even if my gf didn't think everyone was lame non-people I'd never let JJ message, talk, see her...

I'd shoot the bull with the guy at a bar in sec.... would love to analyze that brain...

[onthewhat]

Coach sounds drunk.

I guess he needed liquid courage to leave a voice mail message.

[Robyn]

onthewhat, I thought he sounded drunk, too. He told me once that he is an on again, off again drinker. He also huffs household chemicals from time to time (hence the really red face).

What a mess this guy is. Are there any normal people at SBR?

[onthewhat]

Robyn I am normal pal

[Chi_archie]

onthewhat, are you the guy that makes vid jj style? with sunglasses and a winter hat on? doing the whole rebate wager plug for no reason?

no one here is normal... and neither are you... just revel in your degeneracy bud

[Chi_archie]

nice call/info on the kentucky game by the way... this board needs more info like that...

[Bread]

So both Deuce and Arch shun me on their girls' information.

Thank God Beat the Jerk hooks me up.

[pavyracer]

Titans - Ravens 7-7

[Robyn]

Archie is right. There are no normal people posting in the Players Talk. I think there might even be two serial killers posting here.